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Jacque Schtrapp
01-24-2003, 22:00
We all have one, deep down in our dark tyrrannical souls, that nemesis faction that never ceases to annoy. You know the one of which I speak, the one that sinks your ships and sends your burgeoning budget into oblivion (senses oncoming Sicilians flame), the one that ignores your blood ties and attacks your weakest point (French), and of course the daring little faction that launches the suicide attack that gets you excommunicated (Danes and Aragonese)

I shall cast the first stone and implicate the Sicilians as the worst backstabbing, ship-sinking, province stealing, alliance breaking mongrel faction to ever grace a TW game It doesn't matter who you are playing or what the political circumstances may be, those buggers are going to invent new ways to screw up your plans

Finally having that off my chest (whew I feel better&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif, I'd like to apologize to any mafia descendants of the afore mentioned Sicilians as I am certain that CA merely has something against you and took it out in their programming So send any horse heads in their direction.
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Odyssey of War
01-24-2003, 22:03
sicilians, definitely the sicilians. Dont ever trust the bloody islandites.

Exile
01-24-2003, 22:16
For some reason, the French are first to go in most of my campaigns..at least the ones where I share a border with them. This might be due to thier being in the center of Europe, or that they often seem to get many enemys and become public enemy #1, thus an easy target which doesn't break alliances and in the case where the French or excomm, even the Pope is happy. Then again, it may be because THEY ALWAYS ATTACK ME AT THE FIRST BLOODY OPPORTUNITY http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

solypsist
01-24-2003, 22:46
It depends on who I play. Usually I go right for the Almohads. On the other end, the factions I never try to destroy are the People of Novgorod, the Turks, the Pope, and the Germans - not that they don't end up extinct in most games anyway.

Kongamato
01-24-2003, 22:56
The Sicilians will be playable in VI, so perhaps they will get a new unique unit(crossbow maybe) to bug you all with.

Knight_Yellow
01-24-2003, 23:06
french bloody hate em.

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Lehesu
01-24-2003, 23:09
The FRENCH

Lord Of Storms
01-24-2003, 23:11
I despise those French "Pigdogs" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

Foreign Devil
01-25-2003, 00:24
I, too would have to say the French, if for no other reason than they always seem to eliminate the English in my games and end up a major power.

mav3434
01-25-2003, 00:50
sicilians. small, grey, annoying. french. big, blue, annoying.

Red Harvest
01-26-2003, 04:33
For me it has to be the Sicilians. I finally tried an Italian campaign (had avoided it because it looked easy) and the Sicilians had to go as soon as possible since they blocked all naval movement. They also took Naples one turn before I was going to...AI seems to have a "sixth sense" about when I'm going to strike. When playing other factions Sicilians were always either breaking alliances with me or failing to ever accept one, regardless of how badly outgunned they were.

MizuKokami
01-26-2003, 05:48
i would have to say the pope, for he can attack you, then ex-communicate you for fighting back.

Monk
01-26-2003, 05:52
the Byz pissed me off once, so i always go after them when i can. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif

The Last Emperor
01-26-2003, 06:48
Since i usually use the English, the snail-eating Frenchies will have to go...they have some of the richer lands in the mainland and they can't be trusted as an ally http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

MacGregor
01-26-2003, 07:07
Aye. The French.

Gaius Julius
01-26-2003, 08:36
The Sicilians.
Nothing but problems with them.
Start wars, assassinations, spying.
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Tyrac
01-26-2003, 10:48
I no longer kill factions when I am going for a win. They each get there own little province where I some times send and amry, drive them into a fort after they take loses and then release them. Dead Factions come back with bad timing.

Brutal DLX
01-26-2003, 15:14
Egyptians. Too agressive, too easy of a starting location.

A Nerd
01-26-2003, 15:38
I dislike the Italians. When ever I seem to put trade routes in their waters they sink them. I cannot sink thiers due to excommunication and I cannot attack due to no mutual borders (unless HRE where they are my first victims).

el_slapper
01-26-2003, 16:37
Italians & Sicilians who end up killing my trade. Getting attacked by the ground is not such a problem.

Sandy-San
01-26-2003, 16:45
sicilians - every single time. bunch of pirates and thieves.

Divine Wind
01-26-2003, 18:37
Ohhh we should turn this into a anti sicilian-french thread.

But i must agree with u all. Those are the first 2 i go for as well http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[RDH] Spetz Natz
01-26-2003, 21:08
FRENCH Twice broke our alliance and
managed to assassinate one of my princesses.

They will burn in RTS hell http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif

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Rowan11088
01-26-2003, 21:21
Ugh...the French are the worst. So far I've actually allied with the Sicilians as HRE, and my ships are nowhere near theirs, so no problems. But the French....first they attack me without getting excommed, and I take back my provinces with a Pope warning. Then I get pissed, and destoy their entire faction in three turns, and the Pope was thankfully silent. They reappear and obliterate all English on the continent, and now the Brits won't come off their damn island to help me. Of course, I'm now really pissed at the Hungarians, Italins and Danes as well. The Danes broke their alliance with me and took Saxony, destroying almost all of my buildings I was about to build gothic knights and the Italians and Hungarians are ganging up on me now in Austria...they suck too.

Hosakawa Tito
01-26-2003, 21:39
Personally, I believe in equal opportunity faction genocide.
Whoever is my strongest rival gets offed first. As for my allies, there are no friends in politics, only acqaintances.
When they cease being of use for trade or keeping a mutual enemy from getting too frisky, they're next on the menu.

Vlad The Impaler
01-26-2003, 21:40
i dont like at all the Almohads; if i am starting in early this guys are the first target because i dont like seeing them in Bavaria or smthin.also the Mongols especially after patch;

Leet Eriksson
01-27-2003, 02:14
French,Italians,egyptians and danes.after the patch the egyptians have cooled down,but still KILL THEM

Asmodeus
01-27-2003, 13:27
Quote[/b] (faisal @ Jan. 26 2003,19:14)]French,Italians,egyptians and danes.after the patch the egyptians have cooled down,but still KILL THEM
No it's got to be the Sicilians. I HATE them. In fact I'm glad there are sharks in the Med to eat the Sailors after i've destroyed all those damned Fire Galleys.

They are thieving pirates by sea and cowardly back stabbers by land. Grrrrrrr http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

einar
01-27-2003, 16:48
When i am playing english: THE FRENCH

When i am playing italians: THE SICILIANS

When i am playing HRE: THE POLES And THE DANES

These four are specially pest

Daveybaby
01-27-2003, 16:53
When i'm playing English : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Germans : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Spanish : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Egyptians : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Russians : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Clan Hojo : The FRENCH

Can you see a pattern emerging here?

einar
01-27-2003, 17:11
Quote[/b] (Daveybaby @ Jan. 27 2003,09:53)]When i'm playing English : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Germans : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Spanish : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Egyptians : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Russians : The FRENCH

When i'm playing Clan Hojo : The FRENCH

Can you see a pattern emerging here?
I see, you love these french guys...

Swoosh So
01-27-2003, 17:28
The spanish they become very powerfull in my campaign games probably only because ive modded about 100 things in my campaign http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/redface.gif .

Zauba'a
01-27-2003, 17:39
The Egyptians Backstabbing bastards can't keep a treaty for ten years,

Jxrc
01-27-2003, 18:30
Depends who I am playing as:

Byzantines: Turks
Danes: Russian
English: French
French: English
German: French
Italian: Sicilian
Spanish: Almohads
Turks: Byzantines

Usually do my best to help the Spanish destroy the Almohads since once they get rolling they are difficult to stop. Even if they get very powerful, the Spaniards can be sent straight into civil war with the help of a few grand inquisitors ...

Grifman
01-27-2003, 22:01
The damn French. Even when I try to play peacefully with the English and HRE, the French always stupidly start a war with me - and promptly get their asses kicked When will those stupid baguette eaters ever learn?

(It especially ticks me off when playing the HRE during a GA campaign - the French should be screwing with the English - not me - but they always seem to go for Lorraine - so I promptly take Flanders and Paris, leaving them nowhere to bake anymor croissants&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Grifman

Sephiroth
01-29-2003, 17:15
personally i dont mind bein backtabbed....tis part of the game is it not?and usually anyone that backsatbs gets a nice battleaxe in the head soon after so i have no quams about that.what really gets me annoyed is everyone running away from a fight with the almohads even thought they have the crappest armies known to man. they just simply build big hordes and frighten everyone into submission...rather like the Hojos in STW...they were really F**kin annoyin

Big King Sanctaphrax
01-30-2003, 09:34
That bloody golden horde. I'm doing well as the Russians, then 24000 psychotic cavalry men turn up and push me back into three provinces.
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middy
01-30-2003, 15:01
French....damn frogs

PanthaPower
01-30-2003, 15:29
I never play the same way. I use a lot of different factions to play with and just attack anyone if it suits my tactics at that time.

maroule
01-30-2003, 15:38
it feels good to be so warmly appreciated http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif


the aragonese tend to annoy me too, but I kill all with equal pleasure. In each game I forge my own archenemy...