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Sir Chauncy
04-16-2003, 18:39
I couldn't believe it when i saw it happening. But I had just hit the late period. Along come gunpowder and supadupa royal knights. So I decide to attack a novice general with my crown prince. In the desert, On a hot day.
I couldn't believe my eyes I charged my exhausted heavy cavalry up hill into a unit of Chivalric Sargents and they all got killed. I mean what gives? What did I do wrong? Every one knows that charging up hill when exhaiusted works every time. Then, my new spangly gunpowder weapons started blowing up and generally being bad. Then the All Powerful Handgun of Death and Retribution turns into a Fleeing Line of Sissy Girls Who have Just Heard That The January Sales Are On Back Home.

All this after saying that rebels were useless and couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag if they were drowning.

Stupid poetic justice.

Gregoshi
04-17-2003, 04:22
Standard answer #1: just mod the game to make that uphill charge by exhausted men work. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

Mod it The answer to all your problems...

Mod it Don't let reality stand in your way...

It's a Mod, Mod, Mod, Mod World.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/redface.gif Ahem, sorry. I read a post on modding and it drove me mod. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif Sorry, I did it again. Move along, there is nothing to see here.

Kongamato
04-17-2003, 06:03
Would you like my Khwarazmian pike-thrower mod? It is revered for its historical accuracy.