Is Major Dump a babe? [Archive]

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Disco Volante

01-23-2003, 01:06

Hola,

At the request of Major Dump we are looking for a definative answer to the above question.

Unfortunately I am unable to make a poll, so until someone else does post your responses here.

Is Major Dump:

a. an absolute babe (the kind that'd make you have a car accident when trying to get a better perve)

b. a guy that makes the Elephant Man look good

c. one of Picasso's portraits

d. [add your own response here] http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

nokhor

01-23-2003, 01:12

disco,

something tells me you're a mike patton fan.

Basileus

01-23-2003, 01:15

D) Ban Disco Volante http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif hehe

middy

01-23-2003, 01:23

uhm... Sorry I dont get it?.. who is Major Dump?

Kongamato

01-23-2003, 01:23

Plz tell me you are not working with the news and are making a story/documentary on us.

middy

01-23-2003, 01:32

oh man,... if I answer yes I will be lying. If I answer no I'll prolly reveal my lack of maybe obvious knowledge http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

Disco Volante

01-23-2003, 01:43

Nokhor... you bet i am http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Basileus... at least i won't cry if i do get banned http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Kongamato... nah mate, my job's far better than that

Exile

01-23-2003, 03:22

a. heellloo nuurse http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif

Knight_Yellow

01-23-2003, 05:44

ehhh wat the bloody hell is going on here?

dumps a guy aint he?

if not then woops

but if so then aint even replying to this like a homosexual topic

if so id better get my virgin ass outa here.....

*runs for the nearest exit*

solypsist

01-23-2003, 06:31

I have to say the name Major Dump is just the sort of name a woman might use.

Jacque Schtrapp

01-23-2003, 06:38

What in the hell kind of thread have I wandered into? No wonder we have a forum nicely divided into select posting categories

Soly, a woman might indeed use such a monicker, however, she would never ever admit to it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

Gaius Julius

01-23-2003, 06:41

Are you bored at work again? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Disco Volante

01-23-2003, 07:02

Gaius... Just assume I'm always bored at work, but if you take a look at the previous hot post you'll see Major Dump basically request a similar thread bout himself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Gaius Julius

01-23-2003, 07:26

Disco
I get your point. Please check my last post in the Is Lady Ann a Fox? topic you started. You'll get mine. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Major Robert Dump

01-23-2003, 22:01

*dismounts donkey*

Major Dump is not a woman.
Major Dump is ALL MAN
I don't know of this blasphemy you all speak

BE GONE MAGES

Exile

01-23-2003, 22:33

that is exactly what a woman who wanted to cover up her identity would say and your mounting a donkey is not going to fool anyone http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif

NagatsukaShumi

01-23-2003, 22:42

lol Anyone figure that the fact they have ROBERT in their name makes them male? Or are you saying Robert is a female name, if so I'll kick your ass for making fun of my middle name http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif Anyway, play nicely children.

Major Robert Dump

01-23-2003, 22:53

mount as in I am riding the donkey; it is my transportation; it is my Catalina, my Parisienne, My Delta

you guys are silly. I am ALL MAN http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Lehesu

01-23-2003, 23:18

..........Whatever Dump is, he sure as hell isn't normal. I personally think he is a man in touch with his feminine side. Kinda like that exercise guy, I forget his name. Yeah. Like that excersise guy....... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

NagatsukaShumi

01-23-2003, 23:24

Mr. Motivator? lol

Major Robert Dump

01-23-2003, 23:35

Yes, I invented Deal-A-Meal

There's nothing wrong with being in touch with my feminine side. Plus, it means that lesbians will date me

Lehesu

01-23-2003, 23:37

Yes, Dump can have access to BOTH teams.

Major Robert Dump

01-23-2003, 23:44

Only on Friday nights http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

Rob The Bastard

01-24-2003, 01:08

So What is there to do at Norman, Oklahoma on a Friday night???...apart from dating lesbians?...or are the other options worse???

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Lehesu

01-24-2003, 05:00

Whatever the alternatives are, I'm sure they are not appropriate for this thread or ANY thread on the internet.