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Shadedredd
02-25-2003, 00:05
Ok..imagine Ultima Online or DAoC and the Iraq crisis...


US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?

Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on

US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need.

Turkey: 6 Plat.

US: WTF? You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no frikking way.

Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...

US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.

Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.

Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep.

US: Cool, thx.

Brits: Damn friggin right, i´m in...even if only to p** the french off

Italy: Me 2

Chile: I'm in.

US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, UK, Spain, Italy, Chile.

Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some RP's..

US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok?

France: Hey all, what's up?

US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.

France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.

US: WTF? Alliance Veto?

France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, UK, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event.

Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...

France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.

Bulgaria: ,,,,

Germany: I don't really want to go either.

US: ...

France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.

US: What about you, Russia.

Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool.

US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids.

Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.

US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid.

France: Doesn't matter. I say no.

Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a buttmunch. Lives next door to me.

Spain: Oops. MT.

France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.

Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.

France: ....

US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in?

China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.

US: Ok...

North Korea has challenged you to a duel Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
/duel decline

North Korea tells you: Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.

North Korea tells you: Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage

You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I'm busy

North Korea taunts you.

/ignore North Korea.

US: How come you're not coming, Germany?

Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: ********, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.

Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted

You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you.

Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway.

France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.

Spain tells you: Whoop-de-****, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go anyways.

US: France, WTF is ur problem?

France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason to go in.

US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?

France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.

US: MONTHS? WTF??? Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.

France: I may veto anyway.

US: Yeah, whatever.

/tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dip****.

Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.

You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?

Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing, now.

US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.

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Gregoshi
02-25-2003, 04:15
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif Funny stuff again dredd http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif

Edit: Just noticed, dredd, would you please reduce the width of your sig banner to 500 pixels and reduce the size to 10k? Those are the current guidelines for the sake of the 56k gang. Thanks.

KukriKhan
02-25-2003, 06:27
Heh. Yeah dredd the phone-in boyz can't appreciate yur art for a coupla minutes. Nice work nevertheless.

Scout reports: As you know, when we kicked 'Raqi butt in '91, we only quit cuz D00d promised to draw down his troops. He ain't done it yet.

France: *yawn*

US: Sooo...this 'alliance' thing means nada?

France: *yawn*

US: *thinks* how many troops we got in Deutschland?

Germany: enough Mein Leader.

US: Bulgaria, howBoutz Paris?

UK, Spain, Bulgaria, Germany (in unison): JaWohl






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Shadedredd
02-25-2003, 08:36
NP greg... I have removed the offending pic http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Major Robert Dump
02-25-2003, 09:29
Funny stuff http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

el_slapper
02-25-2003, 11:28
I like it because everyone's flaw are showed... Maybe some joke about N.Korea, and it would be perfect.

I'm happy not to have read it at work. My laughs would have caused problems to my career...

troymclure
02-25-2003, 14:04
nice post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif