shogun totalwar on line bloopers

[lunchbox147]

While on line yesterday a funny thing happened.
someone trying to get a players attention in the chat lobby spelt there name wrong leading to hilarious consequences. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sorry shitoffear to even mention it but i found it quite amusing.
It's happened to me a few times to with players calling me
launchbox.
as anyone else encountered this phenomenon?
if so plz post them here i would love to here them.

[The Black Ship]

LOL...only problem was the guy kept deliberately typing...err I mean "accidentally"... typing everyone's name wrong http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

I don't mind...I've made my share of scary bowel movements...maybe he was peeking http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ElmarkOFear]

LOL, alright you two . . . shameful behavior LoungeBox and SipOfBeer! Ooops! I typed those incorrectly sorry. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Gregoshi]

Punchbox, HipsofCheer and Helmark: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Gregoshit http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif
A member of Clan Doragon

[EuroSan]

Its Elmis(as in Elvis) http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif

------------------
May the honour be with you all..........EuroSan the reborned spirit of LinkSan

[ElmarkOFear]

LOL San . . "Elmis has left the building" http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[EuroSan]

For me it looks like he is still in the Building http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif

------------------
May the honour be with you all..........EuroSan the reborned spirit of LinkSan

[Hosakawa Tito]

Why squeezebox,black sheep,st.elmos fire,gredorky,uranus,what are you talking about? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Tutti http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[RageFury]

Paople always call me Furry

I never know whethe it is a genuine typo or they r tryin to wind me up


grrrrrr

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

-Fury

[ElmarkOFear]

No prob Flurry m8 . . I am sure it is just a typo!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif To Eurosand, I hope you enjoy yourself at the beach! LOL

[Kraellin]

i have no idea what Howsabouta tit is talking about and as for Elmarkofleer, well, just read his post about his manly monks. and furry, yer just so cuddly when yer in a rage ;)

Kraeola Krayon

[Hosakawa Tito]

Better take two,they're small http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gifJimmy Smokes Crack Krapola http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Howsabouta Tit http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

PASTA MAN by San

UGLYZAWA and MALTESE SHOESHINER by Fury

GGGGRRRRRRRRRR

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

------------------
Honour to Clan No Fear.

Visit my resource centre at: http://terazawa.totalwar.org

[lunchbox147]

kremlin,SipOfBeer,st.elmos fire,gredorky,uranus,Furry,Howsabouta tit,
you all make sense to me but Terrylama Tofugama i don't understand http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
Keep them coming guys http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Dark Phoenix]

Well what can you do with my name. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif

------------------
DoragonPhoenix of the Clan Doragon

[Kraellin]

you really dont wanna know, dark *grin*

K.

[candidgamera]

DP:

ClarkFreeMix? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif.

[solypsist]

thank god people are too lazy to type very much and just shorten my name to "Soly"

[Anssi Hakkinen]

I could tell you stories.

[theforce]

Hanniken :P

------------------
Don't use only honour, use theforce, too.
http://darksideclan.fateback.com
Enter the Darkside...

[Dark Phoenix]

Dont you mean Mika. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

Well i get Dark Pheonix very often.



------------------
DoragonPhoenix of the Clan Doragon

[ElmarkOFear]

hi Park Scenics . . Dark Penix . .err forget i said that Dark Mean Chix . . . Doh!!! one of these days i MUST take typing lessons!! LOL Poor solypsist! We are so soly!!!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by ElmarkOFear (edited 05-20-2001).]

[Shiro]

Annsi Hanniken. . .

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif

[Kraellin]

oh, i thought it was, askfor heineken.

K.

[Dark Phoenix]

Hey Elmo say high to big bird for me. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif

------------------
DoragonPhoenix of the Clan Doragon

dwarf penis http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

p.s

sorry for the rudeness http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
------------------
Honour to Clan No Fear.

Visit my resource centre at: http://terazawa.totalwar.org

[This message has been edited by Terazawa Tokugawa (edited 05-20-2001).]

[Gregoshi]

DP: Pairoftatas and Halmark said it, I didn't.

thehorse, Kraefish, Prolypissed, Hirgoes, and strandedstammerer good to see you.

Gregopee

[lunchbox147]

when ur waiting for opponents to join ur 2v2 and 3v3 games
u can pass away the hours finding aliases.

I just wish
Bareassruler would post somthing http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Kraellin]

i agree with hunchback 147 1/2. lots to do in the foyer when not battling. my favorite is listening to gourdhead say everything 3 times.

K.

[lunchbox147]

lol krayfish i think we should go one further and host a tourney. u in?
http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Obake]

Hey!

Where's Dork Panics?

O-bake me a cake!

------------------
Obake

I warned you, but did you listen? Ohh, no...it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

[Hosakawa Tito]

Can't leave out sillylips http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Howsabouta tit

[KenchiKnite]

I dont think anyones messed my name up ole leoknite, well except when people call me leoknight!

------------------
Within a handful of ashes lies the birth of a new age, with the traditions of GOLDEN AGE, Honour to Clan Kenchikuka!

[lunchbox147]

Hi Kanufight http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
long time no see hows things?

nice one Obark http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

launchbox741 / parkgromit

[lunchbox147]

soly about the angry face above.

no not u soly http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Gregoshi]

Long time, no post Cansheknit. I see you finally hooked up with a clan. Congrats. This is just like a little family reunion. Ofake just returned a few weeks ago after a long abscence.

Gregoflee

[candidgamera]

That's clamdipspambler there GreatHorsey.

[Gregoshi]

A thousand pardons spamadamsandler.

Wedgeochez

[This message has been edited by Gregoshi (edited 05-23-2001).]

[candidgamera]

Wouldn't want to get anyone's name wrong now would we greatocean.

banditscrambler.

[KenchiKnite]

who the heck is gregoshi eeerrrr.... greg ooo she!

------------------
Within a handful of ashes lies the birth of a new age, with the traditions of GOLDEN AGE, Honour to Clan Kenchikuka!

[Dark Phoenix]

Quote Originally posted by KenchiKnite:
who the heck is gregoshi eeerrrr.... greg ooo she!

[/QUOTE]

Thats pretty appropraite for Mr Mum. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif



------------------
DoragonPhoenix of the Clan Doragon

[Gregoshi]

So Double Helix crawls out of the woodworks. I figured you'd be gone after all that Dark Penix stuff.

Lego'sheep

[lunchbox147]

parkphalanx
it's pronounced gregisashe http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Hosakawa Tito]

Whatever you say bunchlox. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Toto

[darealruler]

Bunchlox, Bluntsoxs? (were going for 100 replies)?

[lunchbox147]

The mighty bareassruler as posted a message in my topic, i am truly honoured (bows) http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

I need many post's just to get ride of my sad and misrable face. being ronin sure ain't no fun.

PunchBox aka ParkGromit

[lunchbox147]

oh while i was on-line yesterday i seen a corker.
cockburns http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

i am referring to a cockerel

Launchbox aka fartgotit

[Hitodama]

What a funny threat, keep it going guys.

------------------
http://iserit.greennet.gl/ignatius/eskimo.gif
------------------

Visit:
The STW Center (http://iserit.greennet.gl/ignatius/stw/)

[darealruler]

Hi HITYOMAMA,
Sorry for abusing your name but we need new victims :P

DARE

[Gregoshi]

I'm glad you are enjoying this Hojomama - I think...(threat?). Feel free to join in like arealdrooler.

Gregojo

[lunchbox147]

Hi hotoddmama http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Nice of u to visit us
Anyone fancy joining my clan? i'm gonna call it:

"THE UNPRONOUNCABLES"

munchbox147

[Hitodama]

OK - threat, thread - and I didn't do that on purpose. This a real typo.

Join? My english is not good enough...hmm, I'll try anyway, Gregoofy. 'Hityomama' that was good, Danglerootle.

------------------
http://iserit.greennet.gl/ignatius/eskimo.gif
------------------

Visit:
The STW Center (http://iserit.greennet.gl/ignatius/stw/)

[Hitodama]

haha http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif

I think I'll stick to the pop's in the shameless thread.

[lunchbox147]

Quote Originally posted by Hitodama:
Join? My english is not good enough...hmm, I'll try anyway, Gregoofy. 'Hityomama' that was good, Danglerootle.

[/QUOTE]

Bitofdrama who said this was english anyway http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Punchbag 24/7 aka narkvomit

[Gregoshi]

Spitollama, that was very good considering your english isn't "good".

Kegomeade

[This message has been edited by Gregoshi (edited 05-29-2001).]

[darealruler]

Bago'shit is calling me a drooler?

DARE

[barocca]

This thread was started by launchpadMcDuck147 about some Dork Phoenetics he spotted in the foyer.
So, In honour of all the contributors to this thread, I thought I'd relate to you all a short tale about my wife, she's a typist you know,

Anyways, for our anniversary, my wife had baked, or should i say Overbaked a pork roast with lotsa Krackling.
Which beats our last anniversary where my sillytypist served me FluroSpam, you know spam laced with fluro dye, WELL didn't that make The Bowels Slip let me tell you!

Anyhow, the roast wasn't skinned properly, it was RealFurry, one bite and i was racing for the bathroom faster than a bareassrunner on a rugby pitch.

You can see this tale has the HallmarkOfTragedy written all over it, but fear not, gentle readers, I collided with the Bureau, fell backwards into the old dunny and and landed butt first on the can, whereupon the candidshatter.

I spent the rest of our anniverary night in emergency getting pieces of dunny can removed from my nether regions, while my KinkyKnitWit of a wife flashed her Sheerhose and garters at all the young doctors...

Oh thefarce of it all...
TearuZoffa TissueWillya i'm overcome with emotion just thinking about it...

well fella's, HowsaBouta Tripto the GrogShop? i'd really fAncy Heineken right about now...

Howsa that for a BitofDrama?

8)
thanks to launchpad for making the last one easy...
8)

If you didn' recognise the players, or simply can't be bothered scrolling back through all the posts to figure out who is who...

Lunchbox147 ---------- LaunchpadMcDuck147
Dark Phoenix ---------- Dork Phonetics
Gregoshi -------------- GrogShop
The Black Ship -------- The Bowels Slip
Hosakawa Tito -------- HowsaBouta Tripto
Terazawa Tokugawa -- TearuZoffa TissueWillya
Anssi Hakkinen -------- fAncy Heineken
Kraellin --------------- Krackling
candidgamera --------- candidshatter
solypsist -------------- sillytypist
KenchiKnite ----------- KinkyKnitWit
theforce -------------- thefarce
Obake ---------------- Overbaked
EuroSan -------------- FluroSpam
RageFury ------------- RealFurry
darealruler ------------ bareassrunner
ElmarkOFear ---------- HallmarkOfTragedy
Shiro ----------------- Sheerhose
HitoDama ------------- BitofDrama



[This message has been edited by barocca (edited 05-28-2001).]

[darealruler]

Can't stop laughing when seeing my reshaped name in here "bareassrunner" lol.
Thnx for telling us the nice story BarFocka

[lunchbox147]

lol Braknocker
That was a truly moving story of boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy ends up with shards of toilet in his arse.
*sniff* *whimper*
Just beautiful

"Kinkyknitwit" I must go find someone on-line with a name like that....I must....

[Hosakawa Tito]

HAHA,Barfcola I think you missed your calling.You should be writing for Reader's Digest,or Hustler magazine. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Toto

[Shiro]

Broccoli-
That is just too funny. Excellent job. We need more of that around here. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

-Shito http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Shiro (edited 05-30-2001).]

[RageFury]

LOL...jeez guys ur killin me...

Man Barocca how LONG did it tak u too think up that story...heheh
Nice one mate

-Fury

[Kraellin]

the only part he left out of that story is the barofkaka floating in the toilet.

K.

(i have no shame...sorry :)

[Dark Phoenix]

Well who says he doesnt write for Hustler. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sorry B

------------------
DoragonPhoenix of the Clan Doragon (http://clandragon2.homestead.com/Dragon01.html)

[darealruler]

Is Cracksin the only one left playing our name game http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[candidgamera]

Good story there Bark Mocha,

Slamdancerambler

[ElmarkOFear]

Not sure AerialFoolery! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif This post seems to be in competition with the shameless thread for most posts in a topic. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

El-Dork o'sphere

[Gregoshi]

SmellFartOFear, at least this thread requires some measure of thought/creativity. Just look at the stuff amandidhammerher and arealloser have come up with. Oops, I forgot about OKae-gin's contributions and BarPolka's epic tale.

Gregonad

[darealruler]

Hey thnx for mentioning me frogassy.:P
I just think others are afraid to mix in.

DARE

P.S. Seems my name is too easy to manipulate.

[Kraellin]

feralruler,

i would say it's one of the easiest ;) although candid-camera's is pretty easy too and el-shark-of-fear works as well.

K.

[Shuko]

saw an excellent name to manipulate online tonight............

Christ in low cut yukata

[Shiro]

Would people mind if I moved this over to OT now? It's not that big of a deal, so I thought I'd ask.

[Anssi Hakkinen]

No point in doing so anymore. IMHO. It's nice to have a lighter thread in GD once in a while, and this is (obliquely) related to the game, after all.

You're the professional, of course, it's your call.

------------------
"5. Makoto: utter sincerity; truthfulness."

[ElmarkOFear]

I will bring this back into the general forum topic ole SkipHero! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif Can anyone tell me how to group units together and be able to recall that specific group again when necessary without having to regroup them manually once more? Ole BurialCooler whooped me bad the other day because I did not know how to do this . . and also because he is a better player than I am . . but you didn't hear me admit that!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[lunchbox147]

Hi Guys
Sorry I've been away for a bit please keep this topic open it's the only thing I've ever posted that's of any interest http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

punchbag 24-7 aka ParkVomit

Please visit the space cowboys site in the org's clan list

[darealruler]

Well "barkingstier" stier is dutch for bull :P . Select a group of units, and then press CTRL+SHIFT+# to make a group.
When you want to recall them, just click CTRL+#

DARE

Btw keep the topic in here please.

[ElmarkOFear]

Thnx, Scared Eel Pooler! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif That is an awful lot for an old man like me to remember though. Wish we could set our own hotkeys for different commands like in Rainbow Six. Cyas laters, Elmarkofear

[barocca]

Well WallMartofEars i hope the expansion has something similar to hotkey settings in it.

I'd really love to be able to create my own army formations too...

------------------
DoragonBarocca of Clan Doragon (http://clandragon2.homestead.com/Dragon01.html)

[Koga No Goshi]

I've been called Organ, Kork, Koc, etc.

Then of course Krast just calls me "KOGA HEAD ON STICK!"

hehe



------------------
Goshi of Koga
Now we disappear,
Well, what must we think of it?
From the sky we came.
Now we may go back again.
That's at least one point of view.
-Hojo Ujimasa's seppekku poem.

[ShadowKill]

WOW:lol

------------------
Clan Shades
come by and give us a visit (http://www.geocities.com/shadesofshogun/index.html)
ShadeLord Shiba a member of clan shades

[Brown Wolf]

Quote Originally posted by solypsist:
thank god people are too lazy to type very much and just shorten my name to "Soly"

[/QUOTE]

Well we could always call your swolenfist
or sloppyfist

or maybe solface


how that?

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

------------------
The White Wolf clan will conqouer all of Japan!

[Shiro]

Solypiss?

[Kraellin]

ok queero,

since antsy is allowing this to become the shameless thread of gd and since you've resurrected it again, i just thought i'd mention to toga that crackyerback calls everyone 'head on a stick'. ;)

K.

[Kraellin]

k-man,

i found it :) prolly belongs in OT, but here it is again. we've got some new members to roast and mongrels is out and someone just HAS to say something to UglySmellmo about his new clan ;)

so....bump :)

K.


------------------
I'm sorry, but i never apologize.

[qwertyuiop]

special K!

I couldn't help but notice one of the sentances in a earlier post was shapped like a penus. Call me Freuden however I needed to point it out for the sake of sanity.

B
Looked sort of like this http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
B

hehehe



[This message has been edited by T (edited 09-21-2001).]

[Major Robert Dump]

Sorry HotLunch167 guess i got in on this one too late

[solypsist]

nice one Major Dump.
too bad you're appearance is just too damn convenient to be THAT funny....

lol

[ElmarkOFear]

Hi KrazyEllen, glad you like my Ugly mugs! Even got ole Saucylips back into the thread. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif You know that MajorRump is now Ugly too don't you? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Major Robert Dump]

Man....Im really trying hard, but Im afraid I'll use one thats already been done. Anyone named Delores?