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Max Payne
11-15-2001, 11:53
The art of war by max payne


1. The principal of war is not to fight to win.
2. Thus winning by not fighting an idiot is better than by defeating an idiot, by leaving the moron is better than by conquering a moron, by not meeting the ass is better than by beating the ass.
3. An idiot that can drag his enemy to his own level will win in 100 battle. A moron that can destruct his enemy's principal will not be converted in 10000 battles. An ass that is untouchable will not be defeated in 1000000 battles.
solypsist
11-15-2001, 12:05
4. Install the latest patch, on whichever version of STW you have.
Papewaio
11-15-2001, 12:07
3. An untouchable ass will not be defeated in 1000000 battles... about my odds in getting the ass of one of the Babbiest Babes.
Max Payne
11-15-2001, 12:13
After all, i'm not impressed with Sun Tsz's version. This is more universal.
BakaGaijin
11-15-2001, 13:41
5. A kick to the crotch ends a fight swiftly and easily. You must think deeply on this.

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Disappear into the Darkness!!
Vanya
11-15-2001, 22:59
Quote Originally posted by BakaGaijin:
5. A kick to the crotch ends a fight swiftly and easily. You must think deeply on this.

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But follow-through is what delivers the most energy per square inch... so don't neglect that aspect of the strike...
Zone
11-16-2001, 04:45
Forget not that:
He who fights and runs away...
Loses a rank
http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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Fight first, then scream 'Doh, why did I forget my Kensi!'
BakaGaijin
11-16-2001, 08:41
He who mortally wounds and runs away can sometimes avoid prosecution.

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Disappear into the Darkness!!