View Full Version : Lehesu's Sig
For those who have seen it, post your opinion http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Gregoshi
07-02-2003, 05:08
I don't get it. I really can't understand his sig. Then again, I've been rather dense in the head lately.
Welcome to the Org plzhelp... Hey How in the heck do you know about that poll? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Brutal DLX
07-02-2003, 08:38
A common newcomer's mistake around here, you forgot to add the almighty Gah choice, thus I'm not able to cast my vote here. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
frogbeastegg
07-02-2003, 09:31
Watch the kikkoman dance, keep watching, ok good. Now join me - Must buy kikkoman soy sauce, must buy kikkoman soy sauce, must buy kikkoman soy sauce
The kikkoman shall inherit the earth and all inferior sauces shall be banished and there will be much rejoicing.
( :The tiny portion of frogs mind that remains pleads frantically for release: Please help I've been brain washed by the kikkoman They are evil I tell you. Evil Don't watch them or you too will be brain washed I used to hate them but now their irritatingness is amusing, for the love of branson pickle HELP ME For your own sanity don't watch the video in the Lehesu topic in the tavern or you shall be infected with it's Japanese singing weirdness )
Gregoshi, join us Visit the Lehesu topic in the tavern and enlightenment shall come We have the knowledge you are seeking Give in to the power of dancing kikkoman
Yes master sauce, I shall vote that your kikkoman are funny. : Starts singing Show me Show you :
Gah
Those kikkomen have stolen hours of my life with their strangely hypnotic dancing.
Worse still now that I've seen the video I have the song stuck in my head, I MUST by find and buy Kikkoman soy sauce and I'm finding a male cartoon character with a fish for a head strangely arousing
HELP
A.Saturnus
07-02-2003, 11:38
We shall fight this abomination for the sake of all free people at the Org. This crime must end
Disarm, or we will
...or maybe a moderator shows mercy on Lehesu`s victims...
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 13:39
Hypnotized by the dancing Kikkomen I also had to vote It's so damn funny, my master requires it... what you say? Yes, my master... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif
* Falls down on knees singing: Show me... show you... KIKKOOOOMAAAAAAAN.... KIKKOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAN... *
The Book of Kikkoman, Chapter 2, Verse 1
And the people saw Him, as if in a great Light, the shining, gilded visage of Kikkoman, his countenance emblazoned on that of Lehesu. And the people saw, and it was good. And they took up in song, singing His name throughout the land, that the world may hear His wonderful word. But than, suddenly, a great large blue demon appeared, blotting out the sunlight. He snatched away one of Lehesu's poor servants, one whose piety was only matched by Lehesu himself, and dragged him to the blue hell of the Tavern Basement. And so he remains, chained up. Lehesu saw this and was sad, but Kikkoman's grace is one that espouses peace upon his people. He felt no ill-will to the blue demon, instead praising the sacrifice of his blessed disciple.
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-02-2003, 15:27
He's a Kikkoman down FINISH HIM OFF
BKS, your first mistake is assuming that I am out of Kikkoman. Never assume that.
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/kikkoman_1_691.jpg
This is the worst of em all:
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/kikkoman_1_741.jpg
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/3d_kikko.jpg
I have more, much, much, more, but I think I will let you off easy for now. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-02-2003, 17:02
Quote[/b] (Lehesu @ July 02 2003,17:00)]This is the worst of em all:
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/kikkoman_1_741.jpg
*Permanently mentally scarred*
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 17:21
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH MY EYES
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We shouldn't finish of more Kikkomen though, we don't want them to become a marter
* Apache, so blinded that he isn't sure anymore if he spelled marter correctly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif *
frogbeastegg
07-02-2003, 18:19
Frog looks at Lehesu's post
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/shocked/Wow.gif
Eeeeewwww
There are some things a woman is not meant to see. Naked kikkomen are one of them And why is he pouring soy sauce over a catapiller/shrimp hybrid?
Frog returns to singing 'Show me Show you Kikkoman'
See, and tremble, mortals, all that oppose Kikkoman's will shall be punished
frogbeastegg
07-02-2003, 18:33
Quick Everyone look As I type this the kikkoman are gone Freedom at last My Mind is back to normal
Rob the Bastard made me take it off. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif Oh well, I have a new bunch of acolytes to help me on my way
I knew about it because, unlike other newcomers, I read the other forums http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
frogbeastegg
07-02-2003, 18:52
They're back And now they look dull. I miss their dance (Did I just say that? Those kikkoman were annoying But the dance was hypnotic http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif )
Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ July 02 2003,11:02)]
Quote[/b] (Lehesu @ July 02 2003,17:00)]This is the worst of em all:
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/kikkoman_1_741.jpg
*Permanently mentally scarred*
As are the other 100 people who have read this thread http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 22:37
Quote[/b] (frogbeastegg @ July 02 2003,18:52)]They're back And now they look dull. I miss their dance (Did I just say that? Those kikkoman were annoying But the dance was hypnotic http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif )
Yes... strangely i feel weird... alone and as if something is missing...
Gregoshi
07-02-2003, 23:01
Quote[/b] (plzhelp @ July 02 2003,12:44)]I knew about it because, unlike other newcomers, I read the other forums http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Sorry plzhelp. For some odd reason I thought Junior Patrons couldn't view the Tavern, which is why I was stunned at your poll. However, Kukri corrected my error.
Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ July 02 2003,17:01)]
Quote[/b] (plzhelp @ July 02 2003,12:44)]I knew about it because, unlike other newcomers, I read the other forums http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Sorry plzhelp. For some odd reason I thought Junior Patrons couldn't view the Tavern, which is why I was stunned at your poll. However, Kukri corrected my error.
It's ok. Even if I couldn't see it, Lehesu would have shown it to me first (which he did). He is a good friend of mine, and I was the one who got him to change his sig to that in the first place. Just wanted to see the newcomers' opinions on it as well. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Oh yeah. He's glad to know no one hates it yet. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
THANKS lehesu
I used to love oriental food but no more lol
A.Saturnus
07-03-2003, 11:57
We prevailed Victory is ours Finally, we are free from this curse.
The good will always win over the evil.
Those who fight for liberty triumph over the tyrants
And thanks to all those who stood firm and without fear with us facing the greatest of horrors and the inhumanities of Kikkoman
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
The price of victory is eternal vigilance The instant you let your guard down they will strike with their strange almost naked fishhead man and their infernally catchy jingle.
Beware the fish-headed man...
Strangely though, I miss the little dancing Kikkoman, I feel lost...master,return to me I must have instructions Why do you not speak? Have I angered you? A sacrifice, is that what you call for? Yes my master a sacrifice for you....
All that hear the words of Kikkoman and believe. You may become an acolyte of the Great Kikkoman by merely putting
this (http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/icon.jpg) on your sig. Than, we shall know the true believers from the common doomed.
All bow before Kikkoman,Lord of Soy, Master of Sauce http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/redface.gif
yeah well...cool. ok i'm just gonna back away slowly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif *Starts to run away very fast*
I welcome you, Mamushi, into the fold May the soy flow freely during your lifetime http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
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Who are those misbegotten miscreants? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif Worship only Kikkoman, Savior of Sauce http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/redface.gif
:monotone: WE ARE THE SLAVES OF KIKKOMAN THE SOY-ALMIGHTY. WE LIVE TO DO HIS BIDDING, OR BE THE OBJECTS OF RIDICULE IN A FORUM THAT IS NOT READY TO UNDERSTAND THE AWE AND POWER OF KIKKOMAN.
Join the other acolytes and wear the proper sig Plus, you might get called on that pic; it's not digitally too big, but is physically big. The size might get a bit unwieldy. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif
:more monotone:TO REPRESENT OURSELVES IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN POST STAMP SIZE WOULD BE RIGHTFUL CAUSE TO DRINK CYANIDE-LACED SOY. PLEASE DO NOT FORCE US TO DRASTIC MEASURES, WE LIVE TO SERVE KIKKOMAN.
frogbeastegg
07-03-2003, 21:36
Join again? But I only just got my mind back It took hours of expensive theropy and a complete absense of kikkoman dancing. I'm also listening to my empire strikes back sound track so I stop singing 'Show me, Show You'.
Well OK maybe if the kikkoman picture was better (some sort of stationary version of the dancers) and I knew how to stick that in my sig....
They just aren't the same when they don't dance http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
Would you prefer my KikkoHead? Also, images are created in your sig my adding [ img] url of your pic [/img]. No spaces, of course.
KikkoHead (http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/icon_ana.png)
frogbeastegg
07-03-2003, 22:22
Simple, understated, odd - I think I like it
:Starts singing 'show me Show you' to the tune of the imperial march:
It would be nice if I had a photo editing program. I would crop out those top left pictures of Kikkoman in my sig and using them make a stationary dance of sorts. If anyone can crop them out and then post them I'd appreciate it. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Oh yeah, KIKKOMAN IS OUR LEADER. HAIL THE EMPEROR OF SOY.
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 10:00
Wow, he also has the ketchup and mayo man Cool http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-04-2003, 10:59
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/allhail.gif
All hail the Kikkoman god
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Nah
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/bluedemon.gif
I love Kikkoman acoyltes... they're delicious
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FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 11:11
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That scared me
By the way plzhelp, was there also a picture in the red box? And was that one removed because it was too much...? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-04-2003, 11:18
Opps, time for my pill's
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/bluedevil.gif
Ahhh thats better
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Rob, you blasphemous Bastard We shall see who is smiling when the day of judgment has arrived http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/redface.gif
Gregoshi
07-04-2003, 16:12
Hehehe. Rob loves Kikkoman...with a little ketchup and some fries. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Nope, there was no guy in the red box, it's just The Red Box of Kikkoman Salvation
:monontone: THE ABOVE IS NOT TRUE, THE BOX REPRESENTS AN UNFAITHFUL ONE WHO WAS ELIMINATED BY A HOLY ASSASSIN OF THE KIKKOMAN. OBSERVE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE UNFAITHFUL AND FEAR.:/monotone:
Froggy,welcome to the fold,we will strike down the infidels....
frogbeastegg
07-04-2003, 17:07
:Frog is taking a breather from her new 'Behind the Vices and Virtues series':
Go kikkoman
Why wouldn't Rob put soy sauce on his food, it is tasty
That blue demon thingy is scary, is a true to life portrait Rob or is it more abstract in style? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif It needs to see a dentist, I think it has a kikkoman arm caught in it's teeth http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
If this goes on for long enough my sequel for the 'Vices and Virtues' series could be Kikkoman: Total War.
:OK that's enough lame homour froggy, back to work. Hums 'Show me, Show you':
well, I hate it, but don't ask me why
Quote[/b] (pr Fire @ July 04 2003,11:39)]well, I hate it, but don't ask me why
Why do you hate it?
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Mechstra
07-04-2003, 19:09
What is that boy on? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-05-2003, 00:06
frogbeastegg... thats the nasty side of my nature... I don't let it out to play very often... things get messed up real bad
Lehesu... I feel bad about the acolyte... but you can have him back
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/devil-sick.gif
There... happy??
MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa
Whoa...he's yellow. Rob, soy sauce fishmen are not yellow. The only conclusion I can come to, based on the evidence, is that your have been drinking, and than throwing up, your own urine http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif That hardly befits a mod of your stature, doesn't it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Where does the stuff on the sides of his mouth go? Does he lick it back down so he can have another go? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-05-2003, 06:33
You bet nothing better than a light acolyte snack, even if it is the second time around. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
ok... I admit it I am a demonically possessed, binge urine/vodka drinking, acolyte eating , bulemic, acolyte eating, bulemic, acolyte eating( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif ), nutter, who is about as pleasant as a boil on the a**e. I am usually as happy as a stomped on baby, coupled with a really, really, REALLY sick, strange and twisted sense of humour, and a persecution disorder that kicks in every full moon... fortunately (for you guys) I don't inflict myself upon you too often.
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/moon2.gif
The perfect choice for Tavern Moderator...http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/angryfog.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Rob, you are a lost hope. Not even Kikkoman can save you in the state you are. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
I am afraid it is so Lehesu. He is beyond the help that can be provided by the Klan, so immersed in darkness he is. Is there one strong and brave enough to show him the light? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-05-2003, 20:35
Oh goody... another free lunch, bring him on http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Quote[/b] (plzhelp @ July 04 2003,20:32)]
Quote[/b] (pr Fire @ July 04 2003,11:39)]well, I hate it, but don't ask me why
Why do you hate it?
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http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif well, very spiritual
Quote[/b] (Rob The Bastard @ July 05 2003,14:35)]Oh goody... another free lunch, bring him on http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
No food for you; I'm going to stop wasting acolytes on you, you are irredeemable. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-06-2003, 06:00
Oh, go on, Lehesu...
I will play nice... I promise
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/playnice.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Quote[/b] (Rob The Bastard @ July 06 2003,02:00)]Oh, go on, Lehesu...
I will play nice... I promise
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/playnice.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
:Screams like a little girl and flees to his one word story thread: http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
Oh damnit, you've corrupted that one with your posts as well. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
Rob The Bastard
07-06-2003, 21:30
And you thought kikkoman was a threat....
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/playnice.gif
Welcome to to the first level of hell...
Come on down to the Cavern ( sp?) when you can
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/8639/img/sugar_ekaki8173.png
My demon is cooler than yours.
DOOM
:bows reverently:
Could it be? Has the Soyone come to strike down the evil Bastard and restore the peace and unity that is Kikkoman??
well, im already brainwashed by someone else (known as emperor happysniff...i you don't know him...don't), so, i am already corrupted...hehehe
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Quote[/b] (Lord_PH @ July 07 2003,18:56)]well, im already brainwashed by someone else (known as emperor happysniff...i you don't know him...don't), so, i am already corrupted...hehehe
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Now where did I put my druggie-to-English dictionary... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
HopAlongBunny
07-08-2003, 08:17
Dance Dance Dance
Rob The Bastard
07-10-2003, 09:29
Hey Lehesu...
Quote[/b] ]My demon is cooler than yours.
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/flyingpig.gif
And pigs fly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
http://www.battle.net/images/battle/diablo2exp/images/animations/bestiary/act3/evilforce.gif
http://wise.net.nz/users/robm/flyingpig.gif (He's eating the pig)
No way My demon is way cooler http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif
FesterShinetop
07-10-2003, 18:17
Look A pig BURN IT
Mwuhahahahaaaaa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
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