Most innapropriate virtue ever?

[Mount Suribachi]

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Found this guy in my Almohad Kaliphate game...

https://jimcee.homestead.com/files/friendly.jpg

[The_Emperor]

He certainly looks Friendly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Mechstra]

I saw a Pope once who had Atheist, Believer, Zealot, Deep Thinker, and Truly Pious. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

[The_Emperor]

Quote[/b] (Mechstra @ July 05 2003,16:21)]I saw a Pope once who had Atheist, Believer, Zealot, Deep Thinker, and Truly Pious. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
I saw one who was like that...

I don't think they worked out the V&Vs too well, maybe if someone is an Atheist it should remove all other positive religious based V&Vs for example.

[Brother Derfel]

Nah, the church is full of Atheists, they call themselves Modernists.......... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Gregoshi]

Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ July 05 2003,10:18)]He certainly looks Friendly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
You have to get to know him.

stab Sorry about that mate.
slash Did that hurt? We must do lunch once your wounds heal.
hack Excuse me Here's your arm back. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
thrust Hmmm, I'll have to have his widow over for dinner.

[plzhelp]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ July 05 2003,10:55)]stab Sorry about that mate.
slash Did that hurt? We must do lunch once your wounds heal.
hack Excuse me Here's your arm back. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
thrust Hmmm, I'll have to have his widow over for dinner.
Was that you or him talking Gregoshi? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[bighairyman]

i have a general win a few battles, so he got the specilize attacker, then i autocaul everythime someone invade his province, and he lose a lot of them , so he also got the poor defender or something ,
also i used him to invade,lost the battle and got the poor attacker one, then i give him a huge army and won the next battle, but lost the seige, so he have a poor aasulter(sp)


and i'm a very bad speller http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

[Pablo Sanchez]

In VI I bribed the king of Strathclyde and used him to beat the hell out of Ireland. He defeated 4 armies of ~2,000 Irish in successive years, all with his own army of never more than 800 mid-range units. For his efforts, he recieved the 'Bumbling Idiot' and finally 'Totally Incompetent' vices.

Huh?

[Gregoshi]

Hmmm, maybe those victories were in an Inspector Clouseau kind of way.

[Oaty]

I have a screenshot of a general with the famously brave and good runner v/v.

I also had a problem as soon as I got a new king that had peversion. 4 out of every 5 years I'd have a general that would get the same v/v. Comeon now I was playing the Almahods not a Catholic faction lol

[A.Saturnus]

I had an unbribable general without principles.

[Shahed]

LOL Friendly Serial Killer

[Lord Maelkor]

I guess he brutally kills his victims with a warm smile on his face http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif.

[Ser Clegane]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
... never judge a book by its cover ...

Great post

[Pablo Sanchez]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ July 05 2003,22:48)]Hmmm, maybe those victories were in an Inspector Clouseau kind of way.
He also got not so bold after the very battle in which his unit of armored spearmen personally captured the king of Ireland. I guess he was in the back rank?

[Lechev]

Quote[/b] (Lord Maelkor @ July 09 2003,00:28)]I guess he brutally kills his victims with a warm smile on his face http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif.
Talking about smiling tiger.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[khurjan]

Quote[/b] (oaty @ July 07 2003,07:44)]I have a screenshot of a general with the famously brave and good runner v/v.

I also had a problem as soon as I got a new king that had peversion. 4 out of every 5 years I'd have a general that would get the same v/v. Comeon now I was playing the Almahods not a Catholic faction lol
lol i had a king like that...sometimes i think computer gives your good general bad vices out of spite

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I had an adulterous and peverted eunuch...

[Foreign Devil]

I've seen married eunichs before.

[Degtyarev14.5]

LOL

Jeez, I just spat all over my monitor http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

A.

[Oaty]

Quote[/b] ]I've seen married eunichs before.

So what is eunichs I have not seen that v/v yet. Is it pretty rare or have I just missed that one by some odd luck as most v'v are random

[Rocket_Boy]

Nah eunuch is a muslim title. As in Mohammed, for your years of loyal service and battlefield victories, I'm going to honour you with having your knackers cut off. No don't thank me.....etc

[Knight Keimo]

Quote[/b] (Rocket_Boy @ July 10 2003,06:59)]Nah eunuch is a muslim title. As in Mohammed, for your years of loyal service and battlefield victories, I'm going to honour you with having your knackers cut off. No don't thank me.....
General loyalty should more likely drop after that kind of title.... It´s hard to imagine anything else http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[LestaT]

Quote (Rocket_Boy @ July 10 2003,06:59)
Nah eunuch is a muslim title. As in Mohammed, for your years of loyal service and battlefield victories, I'm going to honour you with having your knackers cut off. No don't thank me.....

Is this true ? I thought only Chinese Emperors have them
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-zzz.gif

[motorhead]

Dr. Frankenstein: Look It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE
Henry Moritz: In the name of God I thought this thread was dead http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-mad.gif