Urban Legend
07-10-2003, 14:14
It was like yeah, you know, they give you a little bit of land, and you like, you know... kind of surrounded by foreigners... so you don't feel secure, and then you build like 3 barracks to produce soldiers to protect yourself(kind of), but then you think hey why not attack them to remove the threat? and like you know, you move your pieces into their land and next thing you know you have, like, killed some royalty and your property is like twice what you once had... and suddenly you like, realise you don't have much iron and next thing you know you are banging on the door(castle gates actually) of your neighbours to get your claim on the black stuff... then you wonder, like whether you are ahead or not, especially when you heard the Mercians are the richest, and you begin to worry when they will outstrip you so you kind of accidently move your troops into their border to.... you know... take their richest land so they, like, can't compete with you, but you like realise you are not making much of a profit because your army is too big, so like you don't feel like letting the soldiers home because you already paid them so long, so then you decide to reduce your troops by sending them into other soldier's swords... after awhile you realise you have like, eliminated a few factions and you like lets take a breather, but like you realise then you have like 4 fronts now, but if you invade those 2 in front of you, you can like, reduce it to 2 fronts... and now you have like, half the map and you like cannot stop yourself... you fear there will be civil war so you quickly like, want to take over the world before that happens...
you know... I can't like, stop myself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif
you know... I can't like, stop myself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif