Chirugeon

[Catiline]

Chirugeon
A Chirugeon provides high-quality medical care, although his patients may see him as a butcher rather than a healer Chirugeons - or surgeons - are healers who use their hands to let blood, set bones, extract teeth, lance boils, cut out gout and burn visible diseases from the skin. They are very "hands-on", "kill or cure" medical practitioners Some may make sick individuals take a course of ice cold baths to force the malady from the body. The profession of chirugeon is quite distinct from the more intellectually-based physicians and doctors, because their remedies are usually entirely practical and will not involve potions or offerings to the Gods. A chirugeon may cause more pain to the patient than any ailment, but they have a surprising degree of success in surgical procedures.

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[Stormer]

i want them to update the codex impria

[Vanya]

GAH

Next up: Colonel Kellog's Battlecreek Sanitorium Where health and longevity are acheived through dedication to bowel health and cleanliness.

Their motto is: "An enema a day keeps the doctor away."

You will learn to carefully examine your fecal matter to ensure it possesses healthy characteristics. The sanitorium dictates health (and therefore proper) proportions for average length, texture, color and smell. The ideal to shoot for is a hard, sturdy turd with no more odor than a hot cup of tea.

GAH

[Couscous]

Quote[/b] (Vanya @ Sep. 10 2003,18:35)]The ideal to shoot for is a hard, sturdy turd with no more odor than a hot cup of tea.

This is good advice indeed. However, I can tell you that curling one down into a teacup for odour comparison takes a deftness & precision that requires months of practice to acquire

[Lehesu]

Quote[/b] (Couscous @ Sep. 12 2003,21:17)]
Quote[/b] (Vanya @ Sep. 10 2003,18:35)]The ideal to shoot for is a hard, sturdy turd with no more odor than a hot cup of tea.

This is good advice indeed. However, I can tell you that curling one down into a teacup for odour comparison takes a deftness & precision that requires months of practice to acquire
"Snatcha the pebble froma my hand, Grasshopper"

[Nowake]

uhmm, I guess this is a discusion for the .org's intelectuals only ...

[Kraxis]

Quote[/b] (Lehesu @ Sep. 13 2003,22:17)]"Snatcha the pebble froma my hand, Grasshopper"
Lehesu the Blademaster... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Rocket_Boy]

Quote[/b] ]The ideal to shoot for is a hard, sturdy turd with no more odor than a hot cup of tea.

Ah yes taken from Sun Tzu's 'Art of Poo' if I'm not mistaken. "A regular army will always triumph over an irregular" - Sun Tzu

[Vanya]

Quote[/b] (Rocket_Boy @ Sep. 15 2003,05:16)]Ah yes taken from Sun Tzu's 'Art of Poo' if I'm not mistaken. "A regular army will always triumph over an irregular" - Sun Tzu
GAH

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