Vices

[Vanya]

GAH

Vices are a given for any MTW lackey on the throne. How do you see such character traits that most would like to hide in a closet? Do you have troubles dealing with the base issues at hand?

Well, Vanya would like to share a quote spoken to Vanya recently. Perhaps it will help youz see the bright side of your vices. Vanya encourages others to share their mementoes as well, as doing so will be the first step towards dealing with the behavior.

"I have virtues, but none of mine are on your list. 'Good Runner'... it can be a virtue when it drives you to fight another day. '6-toed'... allows me to get a better grip on the ground, thus allowing me to evade my pursuers as I flee the battle to fight another day. 'Inbred'... shows my selfless devotion to my family. 'Heretic'... questioning the status quo promotes innovation and excellence in belief. 'Disloyal'... uh... Oops. Thats a typo, your majesty..."
-- Jacques Chirac, "confronting" Vanya two weeks ago in Paris. (PS: He sure can put on a tear show when his life is on the line).

GAH

[ichi]

Gah

"Chops heads" is neither vice nor virtue, but a way of life

I prefer not to see the glass as half empty, nor half full.

I see the glass as a place to put my teeth at night.

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[Fortebraccio]

Sooner or later I end up getting a 5 stars, Great Warrior,Brave, Skilled Last Stand...pervert.
Nobody dares to question if he is man enough.

[Guthwyn]

I've never gotten "official" confirmation of this, but were all the V & Vs changed with 1.1? Since the patch, I've never had a single heir born with "fine" let alone "legendary" leader. No more incest, just perversion. No more hideous or vicious scars, just drunks, drunks, and more drunks. With odd numbers of toes and no chins. I'm curious whether anyone else noticed this.

Guthwyn

[ShaiHulud]

Guthwyn.....

I concur. I've gotten the occasional 'Natural leader', but never anything greater. I've also seen a fair number of 'Sybarites' and 'No Chinned' types, in addition to the perverts and and drunks you mentioned. 'Great warrior' is fairly common. But, 'Famously Brave' I've gotten only once.