Vanya
09-17-2003, 16:41
GAH
Vanya suggests new reality TV show to compete with the likes of "Survivor" and "The Joe Schmo Show".
THE CONCEPT
Take a bunch of punks and losers off the street from all walks of life. Say, a healthy starting pool of about 60-80 bastids. Now, to spice things up a tad, they must "audition" for the available slots a la Americal Idol. We can throw in MagyarKhan, for example, as the TW "Simon". Vanya is confident he can play the arrogant know-it-all the role demands. The "audition" would be to see how the bastid uses 3 units of peasants against 3 enemy archers. If he can make it look good, he's in. If he is a total pushover... toss him on the street.
Each episode then follows the contestants around as they are sequestered in a warehouse on a volcanic wind-swept remote island. The cameras follow their interactions, discussions, etc. Every week, contestants get eliminated. Elimination happens like this. When the hosts says so, all the contestants vote on who the biggest TW lackey is. The one they pick then gets to challenge anybody else to a TW bout. Winner stays, loser gets the boot (kinda like "Last Comic Standing"). When the pool gets down to 6, then all the losers that got voted off pick the 3 they most want to see duke it out. The 3 selected enter a mini tournament to see which ONE comes out alive. The one will join the other 3 for the FINAL FOUR showdown. America then votes who faces who in the first round brackets. Once the votes are in, and the brackets set, the playoffs being Only one can win Each 1st round is a best of 5 (baseball style playoffs). Championship round is best of 7.
THE PRIZE
Winner gets ONE MILLION dollars AND a free copy of RTW AND a brand new top-of-the-line PC to play it on with a free 1 year subscription to any broadband ISP of their choice.
THE HOST
The host will undoubtedly need a gimmick line. Regis has "Who wants to be a millionaire??". Perhaps this host could exclaim "Who wants... to stay alive??" But, who would be a good host? Oliver North? Normam Schwarzkopf? TosaInu?
Vanya asks that you nominate potential hosts in this thread. Maybe if we get enough ducks lined up in a row and get all our cows heading west, then CA will see the light and get the show made and aired on a major network (like Spike, Fox, etc.).
GAH
Vanya suggests new reality TV show to compete with the likes of "Survivor" and "The Joe Schmo Show".
THE CONCEPT
Take a bunch of punks and losers off the street from all walks of life. Say, a healthy starting pool of about 60-80 bastids. Now, to spice things up a tad, they must "audition" for the available slots a la Americal Idol. We can throw in MagyarKhan, for example, as the TW "Simon". Vanya is confident he can play the arrogant know-it-all the role demands. The "audition" would be to see how the bastid uses 3 units of peasants against 3 enemy archers. If he can make it look good, he's in. If he is a total pushover... toss him on the street.
Each episode then follows the contestants around as they are sequestered in a warehouse on a volcanic wind-swept remote island. The cameras follow their interactions, discussions, etc. Every week, contestants get eliminated. Elimination happens like this. When the hosts says so, all the contestants vote on who the biggest TW lackey is. The one they pick then gets to challenge anybody else to a TW bout. Winner stays, loser gets the boot (kinda like "Last Comic Standing"). When the pool gets down to 6, then all the losers that got voted off pick the 3 they most want to see duke it out. The 3 selected enter a mini tournament to see which ONE comes out alive. The one will join the other 3 for the FINAL FOUR showdown. America then votes who faces who in the first round brackets. Once the votes are in, and the brackets set, the playoffs being Only one can win Each 1st round is a best of 5 (baseball style playoffs). Championship round is best of 7.
THE PRIZE
Winner gets ONE MILLION dollars AND a free copy of RTW AND a brand new top-of-the-line PC to play it on with a free 1 year subscription to any broadband ISP of their choice.
THE HOST
The host will undoubtedly need a gimmick line. Regis has "Who wants to be a millionaire??". Perhaps this host could exclaim "Who wants... to stay alive??" But, who would be a good host? Oliver North? Normam Schwarzkopf? TosaInu?
Vanya asks that you nominate potential hosts in this thread. Maybe if we get enough ducks lined up in a row and get all our cows heading west, then CA will see the light and get the show made and aired on a major network (like Spike, Fox, etc.).
GAH