How about a joke...

[Devastatin Dave]

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.

As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.

What's this, she asked.

Taste it, he replied, If you like it, I'll give you a whole one




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[Kongamato]

A soldier and his commanding officer cross paths at base in a desert mission. The soldier says Sarge, I wish I had a woman. The sergeant coldly responds with the camel's in that tent over there. Appalled by the prospect, the soldier gives up the idea. A week later, the soldier tells the Sergeant Dammit, Sarge I really need a woman, the sergeant again says, Camel's in the tent over there. After a month had passed, the soldier could take no more. He entered the tent and enjoyed hours of passion with the somewhat confused beast. Afterwards, the soldier exited the tent and bumped into the sergeant, who had been standing outside. Geez Sarge, you're full of ideas said the soldier. The sergeant replied with Son, what the hell do you mean? I meant you could take the camel to town and go get yourself a woman


During paintball training exercises, an entire platoon of Army Rangers stood at the bottom of a hill. Atop the hill stood a lone Marine. The Marine shouted Hey Come on up here and take me out you Army pieces of s*** Brimming with confidence, the Rangers charged upward. Ten minutes later, a relief force arrived to find the platoon of Rangers running in full force down the hill, covered in red paint and clearly defeated. The commander asked, What the hell happened to you guys? Angry as hell, the platoon leader said Those scheming leatherneck bastards They tricked us There's TWO Marines up there

[FesterShinetop]

Quote[/b] (Kongamato @ Sep. 20 2003,10:09)]During paintball training exercises, an entire platoon of Army Rangers stood at the bottom of a hill. Atop the hill stood a lone Marine. The Marine shouted Hey Come on up here and take me out you Army pieces of s*** Brimming with confidence, the Rangers charged upward. Ten minutes later, a relief force arrived to find the platoon of Rangers running in full force down the hill, covered in red paint and clearly defeated. The commander asked, What the hell happened to you guys? Angry as hell, the platoon leader said Those scheming leatherneck bastards They tricked us There's TWO Marines up there
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[Kongamato]

A Marine told me that one.

[FesterShinetop]

Lol, I didn't expect it to come from an Army Ranger http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[bighairyman]

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[Aurelian]

Hey, Kongamato

Your profile says 'East Lansing, MI'. Are you at MSU?

I live in DC now, but I grew up around East Lansing and did my undergrad at MSU's James Madison College.

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[Nowake]

A soldier and his commanding officer cross paths at base in a desert mission. The soldier says Sarge, I wish I had a woman. The sergeant coldly responds with the camel's in that tent over there. Appalled by the prospect, the soldier gives up the idea. A week later, the soldier tells the Sergeant Dammit, Sarge I really need a woman, the sergeant again says, Camel's in the tent over there. After a month had passed, the soldier could take no more. He entered the tent and enjoyed hours of passion with the somewhat confused beast. Afterwards, the soldier exited the tent and bumped into the sergeant, who had been standing outside. Geez Sarge, you're full of ideas said the soldier. The sergeant replied with Son, what the hell do you mean? I meant you could take the camel to town and go get yourself a woman



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