Vanya
10-08-2003, 16:04
GAH
After the polls closed yesterday in Kalifohnia's Recall Election it was abundantly clear to all who had won.
VANYA
Vanya had racked up 13,987.1 TRILLION votes It was a historic landslide victory for the man without a head
Then, just as Vanya was about to take the keys to the Mansion, some pasty doofus with flabby man-breasts stepped in and claimed the election results were a FRAUD
He argued that the state of Kalifohnia did not have that many registered voters. He whined that there were not even that many starving kids in China, for Buddha's sake
Vanya told the doofus: Vanya's platform appealed to the constituency that felt overlooked because they were dead. The doofus said its "fraudulent" for dead people to vote Vanya cut his head off. Then man even admitted he had voted FOR Vanya in a last ditch attempt to save his neck
But, the damage was done. All that hoopla convinced legislators to stay the election results, thus casting aside Vanya's electoral landslide victory. Instead, they gave the keys to the Mansion to the first runner up: Arnie.
Vanya sez... Vanya "lost" because he did not appeal to the masses that had heads on their shoulders. Sure, the Horseman cut the heads off of those who attended His rallies... Vanya wanted to get His message across http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif Vanya sez to yawl: best NOT to cut heads off of those you want to vote for youz.
GAH
After the polls closed yesterday in Kalifohnia's Recall Election it was abundantly clear to all who had won.
VANYA
Vanya had racked up 13,987.1 TRILLION votes It was a historic landslide victory for the man without a head
Then, just as Vanya was about to take the keys to the Mansion, some pasty doofus with flabby man-breasts stepped in and claimed the election results were a FRAUD
He argued that the state of Kalifohnia did not have that many registered voters. He whined that there were not even that many starving kids in China, for Buddha's sake
Vanya told the doofus: Vanya's platform appealed to the constituency that felt overlooked because they were dead. The doofus said its "fraudulent" for dead people to vote Vanya cut his head off. Then man even admitted he had voted FOR Vanya in a last ditch attempt to save his neck
But, the damage was done. All that hoopla convinced legislators to stay the election results, thus casting aside Vanya's electoral landslide victory. Instead, they gave the keys to the Mansion to the first runner up: Arnie.
Vanya sez... Vanya "lost" because he did not appeal to the masses that had heads on their shoulders. Sure, the Horseman cut the heads off of those who attended His rallies... Vanya wanted to get His message across http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif Vanya sez to yawl: best NOT to cut heads off of those you want to vote for youz.
GAH