View Full Version : Your preferred Breed of Dog for RTW
GAH
What kind of dog do you think CA should base their RTW attack dogs on? Any of the above dogs are world-reknown for their tenacity and aggresiveness, and often make the best attack dogs
GAH
Sir Robin
10-13-2003, 21:42
Yo quero brute...
Killer chihuahuas rampaging across the lands...
The high pitched yips echoing in the moonlight...
Their barbaric worshippers praying to bobble headed idols...
The horror...
Lhasa Apso all the way baby Nothing beats twenty pounds of tiny Tibetan terror laying the Buddhist mojo smackdown on some unsuspecting soul's ankle...
In the very least this breed's innate cutesiness will illicit fits of uncontrollable cooing and baby talk from the enemy... "Awwwwwwww... Whaddacutewiddlepuppydog" It is during this weakened state that the enemy becomes particularly susceptible to cheap shots to the skull with a large blunt instrument.
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-14-2003, 22:09
I vote cats. My cat could Pwn your asses any day
Brother Derfel
10-14-2003, 22:27
Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ Oct. 14 2003,16:09)]I vote cats. My cat could Pwn your asses any day
Yeah, and my six cats could Pwn a pack of hounds anyday http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
RisingSun
10-14-2003, 22:36
Those are all fine and dandy, but can anyone honestly say that any breed is cooler than a weiner dog?
Rob The Bastard
10-15-2003, 02:10
Anatolian Karabash (http://www.thebreedsofdogs.com/ANATOLIAN_SHEPHERD_DOG.htm)... not sure if they were around way back then...ut one of these would scare me... let alone 20 - 30 of them.
I did'nt pick any because none of those are dogs IMHO they are meat eating rats that make the sound of a dog
Lets keep it simple ... last option.
Maltese. Small, noisy, annoying.
http://www.thebreedsofdogs.com/images/MALTESE.jpg
Leet Eriksson
10-18-2003, 04:01
hey where did the Arab Saluki dog go?yeah hes a little bit skinny,but his bite is worse than his bark or whatever that means http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Orda Khan
10-18-2003, 19:14
Alaunt or Mollossus......failing that I reckon one of those Chinese Crested things could terrify
......Orda
How about afgan hunting dogs? Quite ferocious (if in wilderness) and very fast.
FesterShinetop
10-20-2003, 15:14
I am missing the Piranha Poodles
Anyone know what kind of dogs the Spanish used against the Native Americans? Apparently those were quite fierce. Narvaez frequently used them to rip apart Seminoles.
Omar Mena
11-02-2003, 04:44
How about the Neopolitan Mastiff? This is the dog the Romans actually used in fighting. It wouldn't only be historically accuarate, but it would also be badass having a horde of these mean SOBs gunning for the enemy
hellenes
11-14-2003, 21:32
Rottweilers (i hope that i spelled that right) i think they were around in roman times and ithink they are the dogs that we are getting...(i have one http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Hellenes
Omar Mena
11-15-2003, 04:22
The Romans used to put spikes on the back of their war dogs, so that the dogs can run under enemy horses and slice their belly open The dogs were trained to do this They used this mostly with the Neopolitan Mastiif.
Voigtkampf
12-07-2003, 09:04
101 Dalmatians... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Believe it or not, they were used as war dogs too
"Oh, loooki them... They're sooo sweet... ARGH Let go of that... AUAARAAGH" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Kongamato
12-09-2003, 05:14
Quote[/b] (Omar Mena @ Nov. 14 2003,21:22)]The Romans used to put spikes on the back of their war dogs, so that the dogs can run under enemy horses and slice their belly open The dogs were trained to do this They used this mostly with the Neopolitan Mastiif.
This is much like the Soviet Anti-tank dog, which wore a mine pack with a trigger on top. A pic:
http://www.soviet-empire.com/arsenal/army/anti-tank/dog_mine/dog_mine_001.jpg
Omar Mena
12-09-2003, 23:46
Quote[/b] (Kongamato @ Dec. 08 2003,22:14)]This is much like the Soviet Anti-tank dog, which wore a mine pack with a trigger on top. A pic:
http://www.soviet-empire.com/arsenal/army/anti-tank/dog_mine/dog_mine_001.jpg
Now that is what I call amimal cruelty
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DemonArchangel
12-10-2003, 01:31
I want a talking chihuahua advertising atery clogging mexican food to the barbarian hordes.
Now this is why the soviets won; they knew how.
Quote[/b] ]Now this is why the soviets won; they knew how.
The Soviets won because the German High Command proved to be its own soldiers' worst enemy. But that is a completely off topic discussion for another thread.
Aside from being highly controversial and cruel the use of 'dog bombs' to take out enemy tanks was a miserable failure. Given only the most basic training the dogs were often unable to discern friend from foe (try getting Fido to memorize a vehicle silhouette chart) in the midst of battle Much to the chagrin of their handlers these high explosive canines would be all to eager to crawl underneath nearby Soviet vehicles and blast some future post-mortem recipients of the Hero of the Soviet Union medal into oblivion.
Furthermore this program probably destroyed many intelligent, well trained dogs which could have been used for far more useful missions like guard duty, courier missions and mine detection. But this was not nearly as bad as the use of countless intelligent, well trained Soviet soldiers who were wasted in horrifyingly tragic human wave assaults... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
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