New Building! Eastern Seraglio

[Spino]

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Eastern Seraglio
Even the mightiest of leaders needs somewhere to refresh themselves and indulge in all the pleasures of the flesh. A Seraglio is located close to the seat of power in many cities of the East. It is where an established leader keeps his many wives and numerous lovers, a pleasure palace where he can retire from the tiresome burdens of state. Guarded by eunuchs and run by the senior women in the harem, these are even places where Eastern leaders can establish comfortable offices, choosing to meet their officials and diplomats in secrecy. The drawback is that sometimes the eunuchs and women manage to wield great power over weaker-minded leaders and can influence their master’s decisions...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I want one Maybe Soly could set one up...or does he already have one?... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Scipio]

I share your pain Big King Sanctaphrax, I have yet to put on my resume tht I have actually gone out with 2 women while beingmarrried to 3 others pluss Im sure its a big stress reliever wich I could use http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

[spmetla]

I'll have to build one in every city, that way no matter where I am I can ...relax.

[Omar Mena]

Quote[/b] (Spino @ Nov. 21 2003,13:21)]http://www.totalwar.com/community/building1.htm

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The drawback is that sometimes the eunuchs and women manage to wield great power over weaker-minded leaders and can influence their master’s decisions...
Yea but I don't want any of these skeezers poisoning my great generals' minds Women are the downfall of man

[magnatz]

Fine, but the correct spelling is Serraglio.

[The Wizard]

Yes, you oughta know the best, right magnatz? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Anyhoo, can't we have a portable one? For on campaign http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[The_Emperor]

Cool, ok I want one of them built for me for Christmas http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Intrepid Sidekick]

Quote[/b] ]magnatz Posted on Nov. 22 2003,20:26
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Fine, but the correct spelling is Serraglio.

It depends. There are, according to the Oxford English, two ways of spelling the word. i.e. Serraglio or Seraglio

[SgtAndrew]

There need to be cutscenes whenever there is a visit to the whorehouse, and make it so you can pick your ho. I mean the actual sex and stuff doesn't need to be shown, but I mean, at least make it so you can pick which one you want. Whether you pick a voluptuous/skinny or dark/light or big chested/small chested girl should give you different vices/virtues.

[The Wizard]

Well, the dam is cracking, if ya know what I be meaning... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Barkhorn1x]

Quote[/b] (SgtAndrew @ Nov. 24 2003,09:57)]There need to be cutscenes whenever there is a visit to the whorehouse, and make it so you can pick your ho. I mean the actual sex and stuff doesn't need to be shown, but I mean, at least make it so you can pick which one you want. Whether you pick a voluptuous/skinny or dark/light or big chested/small chested girl should give you different vices/virtues.
No - but this will be in the expansion game;



Rome Total WHORE.












http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif Admit you laughed - you know you did

Barkhorn.

[LadyAnn]

Reading the thread, I would imagine the following game:

As a leader of the nation, you could chose to indulge yourself with pleasure, instead of governing. You will have the choice of, for a limitted time, planing your empire or visit a porn site. The more you visit the site, the worst would be your governing, and you will be invaded by barbarians http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Should I go patent it? I think it would be a big hit http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Annie

[magnatz]

Quote[/b] (Intrepid Sidekick @ Nov. 24 2003,08:32)]It depends. There are, according to the Oxford English, two ways of spelling the word. i.e. Serraglio or Seraglio
For that matter in my edition of the Oxford Concise (1942) there is only the misspelled version "seraglio"... maybe in the newer editions they realized that it was a mistake and tried to correct it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Dead Moroz]

RTW obligatory must have animated scenes

[Captain Fishpants]

FYI, not every faction will get the 'benefit' of the Seraglio - one 'r' - only those that belong to the right culture. At the moment there are six cultures, each with a tech tree variant - each faction has to belong to a particular culture.

Oh, yes, and the system will allow for characters to gain VnVs - which ones? Ah, that would be telling way too much at the moment - when left with nothing to do in a city with a Seraglio... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[The Wizard]

Six cultures? Does that mean you are referring to the same division that you used in MTW between factions (Catholic Christian, Orthodox Christian and Muslim)?

[magnatz]

Yep, the Eastern cultures will get the Seraglio and the Romans the Coloseum. The Egyptians and whoever ends in their culture will have to be happy with the Pyrramids...

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[Shahed]

mmmm...sounds like the holiest of places to me http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif