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Hey, this game is old now and Ive read thru the old posts, with people refusing to tell how it works, and Catiline bringing it up without saying anything else.
Whoever knows how it works or how to enable it etc let the community know.
Or just admit that it is a joke.
Well, it's a red herring.
Just like when Tomb Raider came out, people believed that there were codes to make Lara run around naked.
Come on, the Geisha is not that pretty anyway. She looks like ... tooth paste.
[This message has been edited by Gothmog (edited 02-05-2002).]
Well yeah the geisha is not much to look at, but I was wondering what the 4th geisha movie was, because they have that # skipped in the files in the game.
Besides, shame on all of you that brought it up. I doubt theres any nudity, but leading the people on to think theres a gameplay movie they cant see just to amuse yourselves is a pile of crap. :P
Quote Originally posted by Kalt:
Or just admit that it is a joke.[/QUOTE]
LOL
Klen Sakurai
02-06-2002, 01:59
hmm, when people ask about seeing all the movies in the game, I wonder why they don't just look in the /movies and /evanims folders? Maybe that's cheating? shrug http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif
PS: I think the GeishaX movie is hardcoded or something, cuz it's not in those folders http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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All quotes are terrrible!
Kraellin
02-06-2002, 05:03
forget the .geishax. take a look at the .geishaxxx. ;)
K.
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The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.
"Just like when Tomb Raider came out, people believed that there were codes to make Lara run around naked"
Thats one is true. For the PC game at least. You need to get a file to get that "feature".
Also, if you own METAL GEAR SOLID, there's a code to make all the female in the cutscenes naked. To be fair, theres also a code to make all male characters naked too. Dont ask.
Thats what I love about japanese game makers, they still love to put in crafty stuff. *G*
ranemaka
02-12-2002, 08:21
C'mon, someone has to know for sure if it's real or not, or how it works.
Toda Nebuchadnezzar
02-12-2002, 17:50
I've seen it its damn real. Its very hard to get to though. You have to kill the Shimazu Daimyo in Izumo with a higher honour Geisha. It was just a fluke that I got to it but damn lucky that I did. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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Catiline
02-13-2002, 06:49
You also need 5 honour 6 shinobi in totomi
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Et sceleratis sol oritur
ranemaka
02-13-2002, 19:32
How do I raise my Shinobi's level up to 6? And does he have to be in Izumo?
and a citidel in sado province, but i think a fortress might do it.
OMG is this still being talked about. I got a load of emails asking about this after the first topic about 7 or 8 months ago.
evilc, I think you only get it with a fortress in Sado if you are using the .conan. cheat. But then it may well be harder to get in the right position playing as rebels.
I thought you had to use the Geisha to assasinate the Emporer in Yamaska before killing the Daiymo?
After she stops by MickeyDs on the strip for a yakatori happy meal...
Quote Originally posted by CaptMac:
After she stops by MickeyDs on the strip for a yakatori happy meal...[/QUOTE]
Is that the one with the McSushi?
I think we are going to get bumped to OT...Catiline is being VERY patient.
(Edit. - And you too Shiro!)
[This message has been edited by Jaguara (edited 02-14-2002).]
Why would a thread about a feature in the game be moved to off topic ??? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Toda Nebuchadnezzar
02-16-2002, 03:54
Or is it when you build an armory in Shinano whilst being Takeda and having 4 honour 3 yari samurai in Hida, then build a geisha and it automatically shows you the xxx movie. I cant remember how to get it now.
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Grand Master of
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"non nobis Domine non nobis sed Nomine tuo da gloriam"
Sakurai, Saionji
02-16-2002, 05:46
Dont be silly :P
You all forgot the most important step.
Mori has to be eliminated first and by Oda,
without that you will never find it.
Catiline
02-16-2002, 06:12
you definitely need to type .geishax. Toda, but is that three honour 4 YS or the UNITS of honour 4 YS?
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ranemaka
02-18-2002, 08:40
When am I supposed to type in .geishax.? Before I create the geisha?
Toda Nebuchadnezzar
02-19-2002, 04:13
thats 4 units of honour 3 i seem to remember Cat but dont quote me on it, its been so long since i saw that film. Gets boring after the 250th time http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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Grand Master of
The Knights Templar
"non nobis Domine non nobis sed Nomine tuo da gloriam"
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Well you do get a patch for The Sims to remove annoying censor pixels... But guess what: dudes do not have xxxxx! (too small to be shown? :P)
Toda Nebuchadnezzar
02-19-2002, 04:57
ive actually got that Maltz. Bit of a let down as all the women are flat chested, not that im a sick pervert or anything...
*sweats nervously in corner*
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Grand Master of
The Knights Templar
"non nobis Domine non nobis sed Nomine tuo da gloriam"
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Wondering would you be kind enough to translate your signature, word by word? Was that Latin? Thanks.
Toda Nebuchadnezzar
02-20-2002, 03:32
oh god let me see if I can remember this. It is the motto of the Knights Templar.
"Not to us O Lord not to us, but to your name give glory"
Ok.
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"non nobis Domine non nobis sed Nomine tuo da gloriam"
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Quote Originally posted by Toda Nebuchadnezzar:
oh god let me see if I can remember this. It is the motto of the Knights Templar.
"Not to us O Lord not to us, but to your name give glory"
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"...as we slaughter innocents and sack villages"
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DeathOnaPaleHorse
02-22-2002, 03:01
Fools!! You must have a ninja execute a priest who was formerly the Chicita Banana spokeswomen (before the corporation found out the horrible truth).. You'll know who he is, because he'll be wearing that Fruity Delicious headpiece... Then, get your emmisary to steal a banana from the head-piece... Tell him to drop it off at the Emperor's palace, and the emperor will slip on the peel, and have to visit his chiropractor... While the big guy is gone, the prince will have a big toga party.. mix in the wasabi, and wala! GeishaX!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
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Philosophy of Wing Chun
One who excels as a warrior does not appear formidable;
One who excels in fighting is never aroused in anger;
One who excels in defeating his enemy does not join issues;
One who excels in employing others humbles himself before them.
This is the virtue of non-contention and matching the sublimity of heaven.
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By God, I think he's got it!
Yep; I believe it is...
or you can ask Soly
Soly...
Are you out there Soly?
Do you still hear our cries?
Why do you forsake us, oh Lord of illusions?
Will you not return to us and deliver us from boredom?
Toda Nebuchadnezzar
02-23-2002, 03:32
Soly is sleeping with his Geisha http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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The Knights Templar
"non nobis Domine non nobis sed Nomine tuo da gloriam"
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