listen to Gregoshi

[makkyo]

Listen to him and follow his wise ways. We are but ants and he is a god. We must obey him...*tone def vombie voice*

[Monk]

Shameless Praise

or could this be spam in disguise?

Gregoshi the great will know

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[makkyo]

Quiet you fool Shameless Praise Shameless Praise

We love our Gregoshi. Wave to Gregoshi. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif for he is wise. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[kiwitt]

Oh great Gregoshi, are we worthy.

[Gregoshi]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-uhoh.gif Whoa I-I said Whoa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stop.gif

Sorry fellas, but I simply can't afford the insurance payments necessary to become a religion. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif

Psssst, makkyo, you can quit sucking up - you're already promoted.

[Voigtkampf]

But consider all the donations,Gregoshi... It should add up, by all means.

[Gregoshi]

Uh, yeah, right. It would end up being a shareware religion. I'd collect $10 and 3 expired McDonalds coupons. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dozey.gif

[PseRamesses]

Gregoshi,
Why the shyness? We just appreciate your loyal services. Keep it up and thanks

[Finn]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ Jan. 19 2004,05:48)]Uh, yeah, right. It would end up being a shareware religion. I'd collect $10 and 3 expired McDonalds coupons. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dozey.gif
shareware religion? does that mean we can just download a key gen instead of registering?

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] ]Whoa I-I said Whoa

Sorry fellas, but I simply can't afford the insurance payments necessary to become a religion.
ROTFL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif




Quote[/b] ]But consider all the donations,Gregoshi... It should add up, by all means.
ROTFL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif




Quote[/b] ]Uh, yeah, right. It would end up being a shareware religion. I'd collect $10 and 3 expired McDonalds coupons.
ROTFL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif




Quote[/b] ]shareware religion? does that mean we can just download a key gen instead of registering?
ROTFL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif


Hey guys This conversation is the funniest I've seen in Ages http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[motorhead]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ Jan. 19 2004,00:13)]http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-uhoh.gif Whoa I-I said Whoa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stop.gif

Sorry fellas, but I simply can't afford the insurance payments necessary to become a religion. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif

Psssst, makkyo, you can quit sucking up - you're already promoted.

Sucking up works? How much chapstick does one need to move up to senior member? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[makkyo]

Quote[/b] ]Psssst, makkyo, you can quit sucking up - you're already promoted.

Just because I'm promotd doesn't mean I can't share my love for Gergoshi and all of the wonderful things he does. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[Gregoshi]

I was just testing your sincerity makkyo. You passed. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

motorhead, it depends upon the flavour...and which moderator. Think of it as Russian Roulette with lips. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-kiss.gif

PseRamesses, a simple thanks or attaboy like you did is sufficient. Casting golden Buddhas in my likeness just weirds me out. Besides, I'm sure the Buddha Belly has been copyrighted and a Gregoshi Buddha would be in violation of that copyright...er, there's also the simple fact that no one but my wife is rubbing this belly - golden idol or not. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-embarassed.gif

The message of this topic is appreciated though. Thank you.

[makkyo]

Quote[/b] ]I was just testing your sincerity makkyo. You passed. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

Wow... to be complemented by the great Gregoshi. *Faints and falls to the floor*

[Gregoshi]

ROTFL Oh man makkyo, you're killing me http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh.gif

[makkyo]

Just doing my duty as a humble servant. *Bowing low to the ground* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif

[Lord Rom]

...Promote him Gregoshi lol
AggonyRom http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-smile.gif

[makkyo]

Lord Rom is wise too. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
But Gregoshi on the other hand... his is so much more than we can imagine.

[Monk]

If the .Org was LOTRhttp://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

The Legends say the Moderators decended into the world when there was chaose and battled their enemy, the Dark Lord of Spam. For countless ages they battled until the last of the moderators decended into the .org, and his name was Gregoshi. The Mighty Warrior confronted the Dark Lord and threw him to the ground, and the Moderators bound the Lord of spam and chained him beneath the world.

After three ages of the world The Lord of Spam was allowed to re enter the .Org, and he found that the Children of Total war, The Patrons, had awakened and been brought to the .Org. He saw how they were favoured by the Mods and he grew spiteful. The Dark lord then moved to corrupt many of the patrons, whispering thoughts of rebelion in their minds, and those who had once served the Moderators rebelled.

The Dark Lord of the Spam then led away those patrons who followed him over the sea and founded his Kingdom of darkness beneath the earth. and there was dealved a great fortress, but before he left the .Org, the Lord of Spam cast down the great light of the site and left. In Anger many Patrons cried out and vowed they would destroy the Dark lord, and they left the .org and did battle with him.

The Wars still rage on in our time, but it is said that at the end of the .Orgs long life, Gregoshi will lead the armies of Patrons and Moderators against the Dark Lord and The Flamers and spammers. Until that time, the war drags on...

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Jacque Schtrapp]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ Jan. 18 2004,23:13)]http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-uhoh.gif Whoa I-I said Whoa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stop.gif

Sorry fellas, but I simply can't afford the insurance payments necessary to become a religion. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif
Ahhh.... but would it qualify as a full fledged religion or a merely a sinister cult??

You guys be nice to poor old Gregoshi.

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/toonfest/lowrez/itchintimebite211.jpg

[makkyo]

Quote[/b] ]You guys be nice to poor old Gregoshi
*gasp*
I would never do harm to Lorg Gregoshi, as he will lead us to victory over the Dark Lord of Spam as Monk so colorfully described it.
I don't have the resources to turn this thing into a religion, so a mere cult would have to do for now. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif

[makkyo]

By the way Gregoshi, how would you like your shrine decorated, as its all for you. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-yes.gif
I feel special to live so close to him, only a state away http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif

[Gregoshi]

I'll only accept a shrine constructed of fresh, jumbo, pick and peel shrimp. And a large bowl of cocktail sauce - make sure it has some zip to it. And it must be kept below 42 deg Fahrenheit so it won't spoil.

Argh Midnight is not the time to have a craving for shrimp...

[Voigtkampf]

Hmmm… And how about those young, scarcely dressed virgins feeding you with grapes and fulfilling all of your wishes, includingsome serious and thorough belly rubbing? That is a must, my dear Lord Gregoshi.

[makkyo]

I support both the virgins and the seafood, o great one. But how do you expect me to make a house out of dead fish?

[Gregoshi]

voigtkampf, I've no need of such things...they are yours.

voigtkampf reads this: http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/jawdrop.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ht_fainting.gif

[Voigtkampf]

Respected Lord Gregoshi, please be careful what you are saying, missus voigtkampf is always somewhere around and has almost telepathic sensitivity when it comes to me doing anything stupid.

OK, we dump the virgins - would be a life task to find enough to fill even the smallest harem, anyway…

[The_Emperor]

Quote[/b] (voigtkampf @ Jan. 23 2004,06:59)]OK, we dump the virgins - would be a life task to find enough to fill even the smallest harem, anyway…
Well we could always get good ole Soly to provide us with enough babes... Probably wouldn't be virgins though. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-undecided.gif