ElmarkOFear
03-11-2004, 04:18
Bowing to pressure from animal rights activists Creative Assembly today announced their newest animal-friendly unit. The original War elephant was attacked by activists for glorifying the mistreatment of pachyderms during what they call the "Dark Days of Animal Slavery".
"Parents with children will love the new unit;" says Ritchie, aka. "The Shogun."
"Creating the new unit was very difficult due to license, copywrite, and trademark negotiations, but I think you will agree that it will definitely be fun to use."
"To heck with realism and historical accuracy We want fun", stated well known .org forum patron Ichi. "The revamped AI for this unit is brilliant" he further stated, after being fortunate enough to be offered a play test.
To reduce the violent nature of this unit, the AI was specially tweaked to not kill, but demoralize the enemy by its special attack method. To see this unit in action and witness it's amazingly effective special attack, please click on the link below:
RTW New unit revealed (http://imcintosh.com/ugly/albums/UGLI-art/dumboRTW.sized.jpg)
What does a fierce, manly Roman soldier fear most? That's right, public displays of affection. As you can see in the picture above, the new unit can have a devastating effect on the enemy's morale. Soon after receiving several hugs from this lovable beast, the entire roman army fled in a panic
Hope you enjoy, UglyElmo
"Parents with children will love the new unit;" says Ritchie, aka. "The Shogun."
"Creating the new unit was very difficult due to license, copywrite, and trademark negotiations, but I think you will agree that it will definitely be fun to use."
"To heck with realism and historical accuracy We want fun", stated well known .org forum patron Ichi. "The revamped AI for this unit is brilliant" he further stated, after being fortunate enough to be offered a play test.
To reduce the violent nature of this unit, the AI was specially tweaked to not kill, but demoralize the enemy by its special attack method. To see this unit in action and witness it's amazingly effective special attack, please click on the link below:
RTW New unit revealed (http://imcintosh.com/ugly/albums/UGLI-art/dumboRTW.sized.jpg)
What does a fierce, manly Roman soldier fear most? That's right, public displays of affection. As you can see in the picture above, the new unit can have a devastating effect on the enemy's morale. Soon after receiving several hugs from this lovable beast, the entire roman army fled in a panic
Hope you enjoy, UglyElmo