Nusbacher funniest quotes!

[Swoosh So]

Ok ill start....


Im a barbarian look at my genitals im gonna kill youuu


lmao

[Cebei]

-- Its not a magic hill--

[Kraxis]

They can bury them in those neat lines.

[Cebei]

Not a quote but, he once put all the Macedonian army in a shaker and threw that on the battle control screen. Then this once time, he was playing snooker with the symbolic army columns. He is really TRYING sooo hard. Perhaps he understood he wouldnt be famous being an academician, so he is trying to catapult himself into Holywood.

[Swoosh So]

I think hes good on the show enjoy his comments.

[Orda Khan]

" Can you imagine Attila's reaction to all those Horse Archers standing around doing nothing?....GO AND KILL SOMEONE "

I agree Swoosh, I think he's great

........Orda

[lancelot]

you know where at the end of the show, they give their report and line the bricks up to show how it really happened.

I once saw him get so worked up he put his foot on the table and kick all the peices off to simulate a devastating charge

And this bloke has a doctorate.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

I did chuckle though..

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (lancelot @ April 01 2004,10:31)]you know where at the end of the show, they give their report and line the bricks up to show how it really happened.

I once saw him get so worked up he put his foot on the table and kick all the peices off to simulate a devastating charge

And this bloke has a doctorate.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif

I did chuckle though..
I have no problems with him, though. He brings a funny and fresh, although sometimes bizzare, approach to the show. It wouldn't be the same without him.

[RisingSun]

Oh come on, how can you go wrong with, "Look at my big, barbarian penis."?

[The Blind King of Bohemia]

"Just remember in war nothing goes your way" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Remember something like:

"They keep saying: "We are on top of the hill, no problem" Well, they are going to DIE on top of the hill"

[Voigtkampf]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ April 01 2004,20:13)]Oh come on, how can you go wrong with, "Look at my big, barbarian penis."?
Oh, Nusbacher would love that Iberian Bull warrior, wouldn't he? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[RisingSun]

I'm sure of it. And the Druids even better

[Monk]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ April 02 2004,16:50)]I'm sure of it. And the Druids even better
And how about the Egyptians, just imagine http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh2.gif

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

"...the Gaulish meat in a Roman sandwich"

[RisingSun]

Anybody ever wonder why the "Chosen Axemen" or the other ahistorical units haven't been seen on TC? Nusbacher would have CAs heads on a pike. A historically accurate one at that.

[Kraxis]

A quote from Eddie Mair (yup he can have a few good comments at times): "So you were in a one-man band, and then you split up?" Or something along those lines.

[RisingSun]

Well, if we're going with quotes from other people now, then I'm going with one from Saul David. (I think it was him)

"Lots of heavy drinking afterwards, giant celebratory orgy- no biped with a pulse is safe."

I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. It was after the Gaugamela episode.

[Trax]

Mair: "You should not take military advice from a guy in a pink shirt" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ April 03 2004,23:21)]Well, if we're going with quotes from other people now, then I'm going with one from Saul David. (I think it was him)

"Lots of heavy drinking afterwards, giant celebratory orgy- no biped with a pulse is safe."

I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. It was after the Gaugamela episode.
Yeap. That was really funny http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[octavian]

"who cares about the enemy, we've got the hill"

[Divine Wind]

"There troops wont run so good with javelins stuck in them"

[Vanya]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ April 03 2004,23:21)]Well, if we're going with quotes from other people now, then I'm going with one from Saul David. (I think it was him)

"Lots of heavy drinking afterwards, giant celebratory orgy- no biped with a pulse is safe."

I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. It was after the Gaugamela episode.
GAH

That quote was from Mark Urban... not Saul David.

GAH

Nus said during Gaugamela...

"Alexander's strategy can be summed up in a single phrase from George Patton: 'Hold em by the nose, and kick em in the nuts'"

GAH

So... its an Aryeh quote of Aryeh quoting somebody

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GAH

[Axeknight]

These are great, that show is truly awful but for him (watching those contestants failing to grasp even the basics like 'Don't run off the hill into superior numbers' is sooo annoying)

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