LOL

[Brutal DLX]

Well, I guess that's what happens when you are a charming great warrior and builder with an odd number of toes,
who's been held captive and had a few crusades go wrong...
Not that I cared, but the future seemed wide open when he was younger... that the invasion of Gibraltar by
my English armies had any significant impact on his development is purely conjecture, of course.



http://brutal.loben.net/Haha1.jpg

http://brutal.loben.net/Lol2.jpg

[Ser Clegane]

Weeeelll... at least there seems to be a lot of room for improvement http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[Shahed]

LOL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Hey, Brutal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif How about a little translation for us not of Germanic ascendency? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wink.gif

[Brutal DLX]

But M'lord I did give a summary. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
May I further guide your attention to the fact that King Pedro has 0 influence, command, piety, dread and acumen, which, being odd in and by itself, is something I had not observed in any of my prior campaigns. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (Brutal DLX @ April 27 2004,07:50)]But M'lord I did give a summary. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
May I further guide your attention to the fact that King Pedro has 0 influence, command, piety, dread and acumen, which, being odd in and by itself, is something I had not observed in any of my prior campaigns. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
HEHEHE Yes, that is funny, Lord Brutal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

But, I was refering to the Vice & Virtues:


Quote[/b] ]charming, great warrior and builder with an odd number of toes, who's been held captive and had a few crusades go wrong
That's 5 vices and virtues not 6 like is depicted in the picture, or am I wrong?... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-thinking.gif What's the vice for Crusade failure? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

[Ser Clegane]

Quote[/b] (Aymar de Bois Mauri @ April 27 2004,08:13)]That's 5 vices and virtues not 6 like is depicted in the picture, or am I wrong
The first one, Laster und Tugenden, is German for vices & virtues

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (Ser Clegane @ April 27 2004,08:22)]
Quote[/b] (Aymar de Bois Mauri @ April 27 2004,08:13)]That's 5 vices and virtues not 6 like is depicted in the picture, or am I wrong
The first one, Laster und Tugenden, is German for vices & virtues
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif AAAARRRRGGGHHH http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dizzy2.gif I'm a jerk http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wall.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-bigcry.gif

Sorry, guys http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif

[Impaler]

Plus the fact that, as it seems, he has been kicked of Spain. Well he must be the worst king i have ever seen. In one of my games as the Germans, the Egyptian sultan had his ass kicked so much he had only 1 point in influence and 2 in command but still he was much better than this one.

[Lord Godfrey]

It must have taken a lot of hard work to get that bad http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[dedmoroz]

Man, if it was SHOGUN, he would commit seppuku a long time ago http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[Lord Ovaat]

Don't know if it would be possible to have a worse king. But it still may not be as bad as a POPE without any piety whatsoever And a high valor grand inquisitor is given 0% chance of getting a conviction for heresy Oh, POOOOOO What? Just 'cause he's the Pope? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-furious.gif

[lancer63]

Never seen anything like that before. As a fact I didn't think it would be posible. He should have been 'removed' from the 'line' a long while ago.

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Lord Ovaat @ April 27 2004,15:00)]Don't know if it would be possible to have a worse king. But it still may not be as bad as a POPE without any piety whatsoever And a high valor grand inquisitor is given 0% chance of getting a conviction for heresy Oh, POOOOOO What? Just 'cause he's the Pope? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-furious.gif
whaddya mean 0% chance? i've killed at least ten or fifteen popes that way.

[katank]

yep, he shouldn't be there.

I do a very good job of pruning my royal pedigree. all the inept princes are sent on wonder suicide missions of glory.

BTW, about princes swimming back, this is because of ships in the area.

I send the prince in overseas and in the same turn move the ship connecting to that province away so that when he tries to retreat, no naval link so I can say no to his ransom and get him properly killed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Doug-Thompson]

At least he's married.

Poor wife.

Still, he can't be all bad if he's done his kingly duty and provided some heirs. The offspring can't be any worse.