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Skidrowpunk
11-06-2003, 21:18
a bit of a large trout
LittleGrizzly
11-06-2003, 22:17
and a spoon filled with tea
Leet Eriksson
11-07-2003, 02:32
and some spooge...
Snowhobbit
11-07-2003, 09:33
when suddenly
Sigurd
11-07-2003, 10:03
mr. Smith steps into the fray, straightens his tie and smiles behind those sunglasses while commenting; “So...
Snowhobbit
11-07-2003, 10:11
we meet again mister monkey
dessa14
11-07-2003, 10:55
but mister monkey was not listening he was thinking should i kick snowhobbit in the balls?
the Black Prince
11-07-2003, 11:20
Mr smith solves this problem by
Snowhobbit
11-07-2003, 11:26
Decapitating Dessa
The Wizard
11-07-2003, 13:28
.. But gets swamped by a horde of pokemons...
the Black Prince
11-07-2003, 14:47
who cut off his tie
LittleGrizzly
11-07-2003, 15:05
while pikachu (sp?) does some kindof electrical attack on neo.....
Snowhobbit
11-07-2003, 16:14
when an alien pops in and
The Wizard
11-07-2003, 17:23
goes to eat some doughnuts...
Snowhobbit
11-07-2003, 17:55
and Homer charges him with bart as a pike
spmetla
11-07-2003, 20:20
and Lisa as a shield
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-07-2003, 23:03
...silence...
Skidrowpunk
11-07-2003, 23:30
"Silencio" screamed Flanders in an attempt to stop Homer from burning down his house and
spmetla
11-08-2003, 00:19
Then
some_totalwar_dude
11-08-2003, 00:36
a bottle of beer
Leet Eriksson
11-08-2003, 07:15
popped out of no where...
Snowhobbit
11-08-2003, 16:06
and homer stopped
Sigurd
11-08-2003, 16:42
writing his Iliad
Snowhobbit
11-08-2003, 17:26
and drinking the beer
Skidrowpunk
11-08-2003, 17:41
, soon he was so drunk he thought he had flowers on his nose. When
Snowhobbit
11-08-2003, 18:11
marge quickly gave him some donuts
The Wizard
11-08-2003, 18:27
but then I stole them and chowed them all down...
Snowhobbit
11-08-2003, 18:35
soon Wizzy was under attack by all of the simpsons characters
The Wizard
11-08-2003, 18:49
then he discovered that he was drawing himself being attacked by simpsons characters...
Snowhobbit
11-08-2003, 18:53
and the attack ceased
The Wizard
11-08-2003, 23:45
THE END



http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 00:17
But it wasn't really the end, because a 1 word story never ends, and therefore
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 00:34
a tv fell from the sky
Demon of Light
11-09-2003, 00:59
and hit he who was insolent enough to imply that the one word story could end
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 01:01
thus wizzy was
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 01:46
ended
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 02:04
like a spoon struck by a
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 02:14
pointy haired boss
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 02:32
who tried to make everyone work even harder
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 02:39
when TIMMY came and said: TIMMY
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 02:53
and suddenly there was world war three
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 02:55
and a fourth and a fifth
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 03:01
and everyone went as crazy as a light bulb
Cebei
11-09-2003, 03:03
then
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 03:09
everyone exploded and the light bulbs went rebel.
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 03:10
and the great civil war began
Cebei
11-09-2003, 03:12
Government officials were evacuated to
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 03:23
a galaxy far far away
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 03:35
in a yellow submarine
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 03:37
some guys were playing medieval on a computer of cardboard
Skidrowpunk
11-09-2003, 04:01
and they lost all their provinces to the evil pope
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 04:08
who beated them with a herring
Sigurd
11-09-2003, 04:41
pickled in vinegar with onions and some pepper grains.
Demon of Light
11-09-2003, 09:36
Just then
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-09-2003, 11:14
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif Angry smilie rabidly attacked
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 11:32
the king of england
the Black Prince
11-09-2003, 12:25
who slapped the smilie with a wet kipper
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 12:51
while the smilie trued to bit the king legs of
Sigurd
11-09-2003, 15:04
but the King laughed and said; "give me a chippie, with to pieces of cod... salt'n vinegar"
Snowhobbit
11-09-2003, 15:16
and the smilie
The Wizard
11-09-2003, 22:36
ate fish 'n' chips and then got eaten by a shark..
Snowhobbit
11-10-2003, 08:25
and the shark got sudden stomagepain
Skidrowpunk
11-10-2003, 15:14
in his elbow
Quid
11-10-2003, 15:29
but when he recovered
Snowhobbit
11-10-2003, 16:22
with a cellphone
Skidrowpunk
11-10-2003, 17:16
he didn't think of the consequenses of being
Snowhobbit
11-10-2003, 17:46
an
The Wizard
11-10-2003, 18:17
can of sardines
Quid
11-10-2003, 18:22
with a stunningly blonde (sardine) next to him
BDC
11-10-2003, 18:23
called Marcy...
The Wizard
11-10-2003, 20:57
who was eaten by BDC which made him sick...
spmetla
11-10-2003, 21:43
He said
The Wizard
11-10-2003, 21:58
"play the best song in the world.." in a develish voice
Snowhobbit
11-11-2003, 13:03
then
spmetla
11-12-2003, 01:09
Wizzy and Quid looked at each other and said..
Leet Eriksson
11-12-2003, 01:45
OH NO
Snowhobbit
11-12-2003, 09:12
no, and they ran home to
The Wizard
11-12-2003, 17:12
their sardines
Snowhobbit
11-12-2003, 17:37
who gave them a
Sigurd
11-13-2003, 03:13
thrashing.
Meanwhile in Australia, a patron of the org was given the honorary title of "Master" of his trade.
Snowhobbit
11-13-2003, 08:08
thus he was master of spamming, he was called
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-13-2003, 09:03
Big King Sancaphrax( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
dessa14
11-13-2003, 09:29
but seeing as BKS was a silly welshman they gave the title to dessa14
spmetla
11-13-2003, 12:09
But being in Australia word never reached him. Instead Daffy Duck took the title.
Snowhobbit
11-13-2003, 14:23
this caused
The Wizard
11-13-2003, 19:32
belgium to nuke nyc
Snowhobbit
11-13-2003, 20:04
and there was world war five
Monk
11-14-2003, 02:13
and there was much rejoicing

(somehow i've found myself back here again http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )
TheSilverKnight
11-14-2003, 02:33
for Britain conquered the world again
dessa14
11-14-2003, 07:38
then (isn't this mean't to be one word only. Stick to the bloody rules people ) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif
Snowhobbit
11-14-2003, 08:05
an
Skidrowpunk
11-14-2003, 15:57
orange dessa14 (dessa14 isn't a word, it's a name http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
Snowhobbit
11-14-2003, 21:48
appeared
Sigurd
11-15-2003, 01:18
(We hijacked this one word story a loooooooooooooooooong time ago with our long sentences)


in the outback shooting kangaroos left’n right. The bush people noticed this and threw themselves on their didgeridoos alerting the spirits of punishment and sacrilege. Soon dessa14 (now;dessa15)...
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-15-2003, 01:20
Mutated, waht with all the
dessa14
11-15-2003, 06:10
mind to say that "i don't shoot it gives me a sore shoulder"
spmetla
11-15-2003, 11:50
I do however..
The Wizard
11-15-2003, 19:13
nuke la
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-15-2003, 19:42
withj packaged ham
Leet Eriksson
11-15-2003, 20:01
meanwhile china went on a conquest spree only to be...
Monk
11-15-2003, 20:07
stopped at the border for not having any hot sauce
Leet Eriksson
11-15-2003, 20:22
All of a sudden bill gates released his newest version of windows...
the Black Prince
11-15-2003, 21:59
which proved to be
Snowhobbit
11-17-2003, 09:44
even more worse than the other versions
LittleGrizzly
11-17-2003, 10:31
so he gave up and bowed down to lee nucks (creator of linux) and
Snowhobbit
11-17-2003, 10:46
caused a nuclear meltdown due to
Sigurd
11-18-2003, 02:14
Quote[/b] (LittleGrizzly @ Nov. 17 2003,18:31)]lee nucks (creator of linux)
( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
The Wizard
11-18-2003, 11:50
the fact that Windows is better than Linux

(Someone should one day record this story in word... and see what it has become http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Snowhobbit
11-18-2003, 15:44
and everyone was pissed
Skidrowpunk
11-18-2003, 17:09
because it was like WOOHAA and they all ran out in the dark a drank vodka 'til three in the morning
The Wizard
11-18-2003, 17:10
everyone except mr. Gates
Snowhobbit
11-18-2003, 17:12
who drank som crap he thought was vodka
Sigurd
11-21-2003, 15:22
but was really Akevit
LittleGrizzly
11-21-2003, 15:29
Quote[/b] (Sigurd Fafnesbane @ Nov. 21 2003,15:22)]but was really Akevit
which made him realise he didnt now what Akevit was
TheSilverKnight
11-21-2003, 15:59
and he threw up on a teenaged girl who was walking by
Sigurd
11-21-2003, 16:10
carrying a glass of absolut
Snowhobbit
11-21-2003, 16:41
water
TheSilverKnight
11-21-2003, 18:06
which spilled on people
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-21-2003, 19:50
and reacted with their fancy-pants
Snowhobbit
11-21-2003, 20:16
but they were still
spmetla
11-21-2003, 20:18
threatening
Snowhobbit
11-21-2003, 21:28
the
spmetla
11-21-2003, 23:41
Queen
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-21-2003, 23:43
with scandalous and illegal
TheSilverKnight
11-21-2003, 23:47
books about
spmetla
11-21-2003, 23:54
geishas
TheSilverKnight
11-21-2003, 23:56
with scandalous pictures of them
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-21-2003, 23:56
spreading( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
TheSilverKnight
11-21-2003, 23:58
cheese on bread( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )
spmetla
11-22-2003, 00:12
The Emperor
TheSilverKnight
11-22-2003, 00:18
of Austria
spmetla
11-22-2003, 00:28
seduced the Queen
TheSilverKnight
11-22-2003, 00:46
of Denmark
Sigurd
11-22-2003, 03:07
by singing the aria
Snowhobbit
11-22-2003, 10:08
and
The Wizard
11-22-2003, 18:09
ruining her ears for life
gaelic cowboy
11-22-2003, 18:15
ergo
Snowhobbit
11-22-2003, 18:33
said
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-22-2003, 20:21
'I want a better name'
spmetla
11-22-2003, 21:27
like
Snowhobbit
11-22-2003, 21:32
snowhobbit
The Wizard
11-22-2003, 23:34
who had cold feet with frozen hairs on them
Snowhobbit
11-22-2003, 23:43
walked
spmetla
11-23-2003, 03:56
ducklike
Snowhobbit
11-23-2003, 04:10
with
Teutonic Knight
11-23-2003, 04:24
amazement at the vacancy of the Org on a saturday night
Snowhobbit
11-23-2003, 05:52
when
spmetla
11-23-2003, 05:55
others
Snowhobbit
11-23-2003, 05:56
returned
LittleGrizzly
11-23-2003, 12:05
after
spmetla
11-23-2003, 12:35
buying
The Wizard
11-23-2003, 13:06
Kellogg's Frosted Flakes cereal (Grrrrrrrrrrrreat )
LittleGrizzly
11-23-2003, 13:07
Quote[/b] (Wizzy @ Nov. 23 2003,13:06)]Kellogg's Frosted Flakes cereal (Grrrrrrrrrrrreat )
and lots of....
Snowhobbit
11-23-2003, 14:55
milk
The Wizard
11-23-2003, 19:27
unfortunately it got soggy cuz of the milk (NOOOOOOO >_
spmetla
11-23-2003, 22:03
Archduke Chocula came
Teutonic Knight
11-23-2003, 22:06
and let out a big, wet, faaaaaarrrttt
TheSilverKnight
11-24-2003, 04:12
which made Archduke Francis of Austria say
spmetla
11-24-2003, 06:09
Serbia is
LittleGrizzly
11-24-2003, 11:25
kinda cold dont ya think ?
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 12:04
and
TheSilverKnight
11-24-2003, 14:36
Prince Ferdinand of Spain kicked
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 14:36
prince charles
The_Emperor
11-24-2003, 14:42
in the...
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 14:44
thumb
The_Emperor
11-24-2003, 14:48
then
TheSilverKnight
11-24-2003, 14:49
France had a counter revolution
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 14:50
and
The_Emperor
11-24-2003, 14:51
killed
TheSilverKnight
11-24-2003, 14:55
Prince Charles
The_Emperor
11-24-2003, 14:57
with a
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 14:57
herring
The_Emperor
11-24-2003, 15:09
Prince Ferdinand
Teutonic Knight
11-24-2003, 15:30
raped Mike Meyers
TheSilverKnight
11-24-2003, 15:32
and then creepy music started playing
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 15:40
and
LittleGrizzly
11-24-2003, 16:12
micheal myers complained this was a common occurence thanks to conservative policies
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 16:12
thus
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 16:21
he
Sir Moody
11-24-2003, 16:21
bought a small temple in the south of france and
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 16:27
declared war on naturists
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 16:30
they
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 16:43
offered him
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 16:46
a head rub http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
Sir Moody
11-24-2003, 16:49
which
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 16:54
resulted in death my sex
Snowhobbit
11-24-2003, 16:59
thus
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 19:14
he sued
spmetla
11-24-2003, 19:21
The Org
Templar Knight
11-24-2003, 21:36
for damage to his
Sir Moody
11-24-2003, 21:40
sanity
spmetla
11-24-2003, 23:28
Badger Badger Badger was the
TheSilverKnight
11-24-2003, 23:39
pass word
Teutonic Knight
11-25-2003, 02:06
for monneypenny's
king steven
11-25-2003, 02:15
purse http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Teutonic Knight
11-25-2003, 02:17
Quote[/b] (king steven @ Nov. 24 2003,19:15)]purse http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
(I meant you to follow that up with an innuendo, but that works too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

and
TheSilverKnight
11-25-2003, 04:24
Prince Charles and Prince Ferdinand of Austria fought over
spmetla
11-25-2003, 04:56
Venice
Stormer
11-25-2003, 09:38
but realised
The_Emperor
11-25-2003, 09:41
The Horde would soon arrive
spmetla
11-25-2003, 11:05
flying
Skidrowpunk
11-25-2003, 11:10
sausages and they said: COWABUNGA
TheSilverKnight
11-25-2003, 15:03
when suddenly...
The_Emperor
11-25-2003, 15:10
a crippling counterattack
Templar Knight
11-25-2003, 15:25
haulted the advance
TheSilverKnight
11-25-2003, 15:35
which made King Francis of Austria go
Teutonic Knight
11-25-2003, 15:39
horjychplorgiedoo
Templar Knight
11-25-2003, 16:12
he then says, 'I have had enough' and he wanders through the forests of bohemia back to his village.

The End
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 16:16
so
Templar Knight
11-25-2003, 16:19
Templar Knights review:

A well written story and excellent narrative, who would of through that our little adventurer would climb mount butt cheeks and have sex with a beautifully decorated cup.

Brilliant, 5 stars
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 16:20
was
spmetla
11-25-2003, 21:36
Scotland's sheep population
Teutonic Knight
11-25-2003, 21:40
skyrocketed
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 21:42
with
Teutonic Knight
11-25-2003, 22:03
lethal efficiency

**I wonder how many people have spammed, I mean earned their custom avatars through this thread**
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 22:10
thus (quite a lot of people, I think)
The Wizard
11-25-2003, 22:22
the scottish sheep ate the scottish sheepherders and herded bohemian cattle
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 22:43
into
LittleGrizzly
11-25-2003, 22:48
a gaint flying saucer....
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 22:52
thus
The Wizard
11-25-2003, 22:54
aliens now had plentiful bohemian hamburgers..
Snowhobbit
11-25-2003, 22:56
and
Sir Moody
11-26-2003, 00:20
got fed up of beef so
LittleGrizzly
11-26-2003, 01:11
cows were ordered to get jobs and become useful productive members of society
TheSilverKnight
11-26-2003, 01:18
King Francis said "Let them eat cow"
spmetla
11-26-2003, 01:24
the people
TheSilverKnight
11-26-2003, 01:43
agreed, and "Nacht gegessener Kühe" (night of eaten cows) happened
Sir Moody
11-26-2003, 15:49
and
Paxx
11-26-2003, 16:07
then
Snowhobbit
11-26-2003, 16:11
thus
gaelic cowboy
11-26-2003, 16:12
Shock horror
Templar Knight
11-26-2003, 16:13
the aliens got mad cow disease and attacked earth in retaliation
Snowhobbit
11-26-2003, 16:15
the
spmetla
11-26-2003, 19:11
Allies
TheSilverKnight
11-26-2003, 23:12
(a coalition of Russia, Italy, Germany, Austria-Hungary, Turkey, France, and the U.K.)
Sir Moody
11-27-2003, 01:23
and Luxembourg who joined for fun
TheSilverKnight
11-27-2003, 02:54
Netherlands was bombed in the first week, and many people died, which
dessa14
11-27-2003, 13:14
got really really annoyed and all the allies backedstabbed england and allied with holland which then blew up london
Snowhobbit
11-27-2003, 14:07
and washington (they missed, big time)
LittleGrizzly
11-27-2003, 17:53
which caused a new progitive: The War On Alliances
TheSilverKnight
11-27-2003, 18:00
Which caused Osama Bin Laden to dance for everyone
Snowhobbit
11-27-2003, 18:08
in
LittleGrizzly
11-27-2003, 18:10
a.....
Snowhobbit
11-27-2003, 18:10
bikini
LittleGrizzly
11-27-2003, 18:17
with matching
Snowhobbit
11-27-2003, 19:18
socks and
The_Emperor
11-27-2003, 19:21
high heeled shoes
TheSilverKnight
11-27-2003, 19:23
with blue
gaelic cowboy
11-27-2003, 19:25
suspendars
Snowhobbit
11-27-2003, 19:33
thus