1 Word Story

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

a horrible mental image

[Snowhobbit]

appeared

[LittleGrizzly]

it proclaimed

[The Wizard]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"

[Scipio]

he then proceeded

[LittleGrizzly]

to play poker

[Scipio]

with the (ex) prime minister of Canada

[Sir Moody]

and Patrick Stewart

[Scipio]

but of coarse Patrick Stewart won

[Sir Moody]

as British actors always do

[Scipio]

The Prime Minister had bet canada so

[LittleGrizzly]

had to do a dare....

[Scipio]

wich was to insult Bush publically

[Sir Moody]

a not too hard feat

[Scipio]

after the deed was done

[Sir Moody]

the world stood still

[Teutonic Knight]

when someone screamed "look

(you must finish the quotation)

[Sir Moody]

Theres a young woman over there who needs our help to move 42 million..."

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Sir Moody @ Nov. 27 2003,21:28)]Theres a young woman over there who needs our help to move 42 million...
and she happens to be from Africa, and her name happens to be Hajia Amina Shettima Mohammed Bulama the eldest wife of Shettima Mohammed Bulama"

[Scipio]

And that someone foolishly give in

[Teutonic Knight]

and then Hajia Amina Shettima Mohammed Bulama the eldest wife of Shettima Mohammed Bulama jumped out from behind a bush and said: "You been Punk'd" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Scipio]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Demon of Light]

SHE THEN SAID SHE NEED COMPETANT AND HONEST PERSON TO TAKE 42 MORE MILLION TO ZAMBIA.

[Snowhobbit]

and he

[gaelic cowboy]

asked bush to do it for him as obviously the president of america must be the most smart person in the world http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Snowhobbit]

of

[Teutonic Knight]

spiced ham

[gaelic cowboy]

and argos catolouges

[Snowhobbit]

he

[LittleGrizzly]

observed

[TheSilverKnight]

that France

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

was nowhere to be seen.

[Sir Moody]

having flown

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

to nigeria

[Teutonic Knight]

for his lost bank account

[Scipio]

He was then disapointed at the sight of

[LittleGrizzly]

a nigerian bank account thief leaving the country

[Scipio]

so he then proceeded to

[Sir Moody]

make lots of money by

[Scipio]

taking up the proffesion of a nigerian bank account thief

[LittleGrizzly]

which he pulled of like a

[Sir Moody]

Drunkan Canadian

[Scipio]

in December

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

by far the worst month for

[Sir Moody]

Sunbathing

[The Wizard]

Mr. Bean got stuck in a turkey

[Macedon]

and said: FUCK http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

which caused much

[Monk]

confusion, therefore Monk posted the stats of the one word thread:

Poster Posts
Big King Sanctaphrax 572
Sinan 406
Demon of Light 393
andy119 343
some_totalwar_dude 273
Sigurd Fafnesbane 250
Dramicus 231
Alrowan 162
Snowhobbit 156
Skomatth 155
Monk 134
Dîn-Heru 125
Ser Clegane 122
Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom 109
MongolWarrior 106
Brutal DLX 101
Stormer 101
LittleGrizzly 101
Postino 87
theKyl 83
Lord Of Storms 76
Efrem Da King 73
71-hour Ahmed 67
Apache 67
Kongamato 62
Teutonic Knight 60
LeeJackson 58
Negative 56
ErikJansen 55
MonkeyMan 54
plzhelp 52
spmetla 51
faisal 49
_Martyr_ 44
Gaius Julius 39
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe 37
TheSilverKnight 36
daveinkorea 33
the Black Prince 29
Heraclius 28
chilliwilli 27
bosdur 26
Marco 25
Zen_Blade 25
Skidrowpunk 25
Xicote 24
dessa14 24
Wizzy 23
JohnCee 23
AggonyShim2 22
pr Fire 21
Mori Zennousha 21
The_Emperor 19
DemonArchangel 19
redrooster 18
Mithrandir 16
Sir Moody 16
Sainika 16
Sjakihata 15
---- 14
Divine Wind 12
ELITEofFOGOLIN 12
Scipio 12
BDC 12
Templar Knight 11
Rob The Bastard 11
baz 11
spiffy_scimitar 10
Elwe 10
MrNiceGuy 10
LRossaLordJimi 10
jones21 9
Knight_Yellow 9
mist 8
Muneyoshi 8
Jacque Schtrapp 8
TuffStuffMcGruff 7
Aleborg 7
Papewaio 7
Emp.Dacosta 7
JAG 6
Exile 6
LordTed 6
MacGregor 6
MarkF 5
gaelic cowboy 5
ELITEofGAZOZ 5
lonewolf371 5
Swoosh So 5
Jabberwock 4
Hosakawa Tito 4
LordMonarch 4
Brother Derfel 4
Lord De Moray 4
DojoRat 4
hrvojej 3
Lord Romulous 3
Earl of Sweden 3
hellenes 3
Major Robert Dump 3
Wellington 3
Krasturak 3
Dune 3
ShadeFlanders 3
Foreign Devil 2
solypsist 2
Jango Fett 2
Macedon 2
Cebei 2
Rosacrux 2
Whitey 2
quid 2
Tera 2
NagatsukaShumi 2
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Goatus Maximus 1
SeveredSoul 1
Aurelius1 1
TomThumbKOP 1
Shiro 1
Drucius 1
Redleg 1
ShadesWolf 1
Anti-christ 1
A.Saturnus 1
The Black Ship 1
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james 1
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Baron von Beer 1
Magyar Khan 1
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Hakonarson 1
Mount Suribachi 1
Parmenio 1
Paxx 1
Casca 1
antek 1
monkian 1
Kraellin 1
oaty 1
ShinKamiizumi 1
Tenchimuyo 1
tootee 1
MiniKiller 1
TosaInu 1

[Sir Moody]

which caused even more

(only 16 for me ill have to post more http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

[TheSilverKnight]

confusion among the Royal Family of Belgium

[Scipio]

bringing an uproar

[TheSilverKnight]

which made the French revolt

[Scipio]

where 50 000

[TheSilverKnight]

sexually attractive women armed with guns

[Scipio]

after that day there was a great day of mourning where

[TheSilverKnight]

the women ambushed the King and smothered him

[Scipio]

the people in france where so astonished at the days events that

[TheSilverKnight]

they had a holiday invented called "Women's Day"

[spmetla]

during which

[TheSilverKnight]

women were honoured for their capabilities in smothering people with their sexyness ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[spmetla]

The Prince proclaimed

[The_Emperor]

that Women must remain sexy

[Taillefer]

in submarines,

[Sir Moody]

Fast Food Chains and

[Taillefer]

particularly

[Taillefer]

in

[Taillefer]

circumstances

[Taillefer]

where

[Sir Moody]

cloth

[TheSilverKnight]

and silk are involved

[The_Emperor]

therefore

[TheSilverKnight]

making

[Sir Moody]

silk worms

[dessa14]

wither

[dessa14]

and

[dessa14]

die

[The_Emperor]

causing

[dessa14]

blood

[dessa14]

to

[dessa14]

spill

[The_Emperor]

In the Tavern

[dessa14]

during the .org underground Spam Spree (http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=6;t=13192;r=1;&#top)

[The_Emperor]

And other Python Sketch Re-enactments.

[dessa14]

which if were any good included links to the spam spree like this one "Go away or else i shall Taunt (http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=6;t=13192) you a second time"

[Taillefer]

like the 'Dead Parrot' and

[Scipio]

therefore

[dessa14]

THE .ORG UNDERGROUND DECLARED DESSA THE LEADER AND MONTY PYTHON TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHOW OF ALL TIME

[Scipio]

ultimately

[dessa14]

CAUSED SCIPIO'S END

[Scipio]

of the race to 500 because he somehow got to 500 first

[dessa14]

AND DESSA SAID HA IS THAT WHY IM WINNING

[Scipio]

and the mods said

[dessa14]

yes dessa is the best and greatest and will beat scipio in the race for 500 but then

[Taillefer]

"Somebody Else' might...

[Sir Moody]

monopolise

[Scipio]

on the

[Sir Moody]

exploitation of Squirels

[Taillefer]

tails

[Scipio]

to the

[Sir Moody]

martian

[Scipio]

motherland

[Sir Moody]

of

[Scipio]

the

[Taillefer]

ancestors

[The Wizard]

of the kellogg's rooster

[PEOPLE, DON'T USE ONE WORD IT GOT HIJACKED USE SENTENCES http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif]

[The_Emperor]

meanwhile...

[Sir Moody]

Chickens

[The_Emperor]

Revolted

[Sir Moody]

against

[The_Emperor]

The King of France

[spmetla]

whose

[Sir Moody]

amazing appearance

[BDC]

as a headless skeleton...

[Sir Moody]

shocked many a turnip

[spmetla]

into

[TheSilverKnight]

And our friendly moderator A. Saturnus said "ENOUGH"

[dessa14]

and i dessa said "stop whinging"

[TheSilverKnight]

which then caused a revolt in Australia

[LittleGrizzly]

so

[Scipio]

a big group of

[LittleGrizzly]

unrelated

[TheSilverKnight]

sexually attractive women armed with guns

[Scipio]

started to

[LittleGrizzly]

protest

[TheSilverKnight]

Dessa's involvement in WWXXVIII

[Scipio]

and how dessa

[LittleGrizzly]

the protest involved clothing removal to the

[Scipio]

lol this isnt making sense

[spmetla]

only string bikini bottoms..

[Demon of Light]

Suddenly God Intoned "

[Sir Moody]

MAKE SENSE U CRAZY PEOPLE"

[spmetla]

Dogs go poopy

[dessa14]

and this story has been declared spamless under jurusdiction of the court of the http://www.geocities.com/ctotalwar/eu-flag.gif

[LittleGrizzly]

so the red x court declared

[TheSilverKnight]

"If the women wish to strip, they can But not in front of Dessa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif "

[Sir Moody]

to which Dressa responded

[Taillefer]

I'm not a 'cross -dressa' but

[TheSilverKnight]

and TheSilverKnight dragged Dessa off into the dungeon where he would stay for 10 minutes

[Taillefer]

contemplating

[Scipio]

how he

[LittleGrizzly]

could escape

[Snowhobbit]

when

[spmetla]

God said

[Sir Moody]

"oh thats it time for another Armegeddon"

[TheSilverKnight]

and TheSilverKnight becomes ruler of the British Empire http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif, and Dessa must pay homage to him

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

...*deadly silence*...

[TheSilverKnight]

*coughs, breaking the silence*...

[LittleGrizzly]

*stumbles knocking over several chairs*

[TheSilverKnight]

PAY TRIBUTE TO ME http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif
and pick up those chairs, please http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[LittleGrizzly]

*salutes*
*pick up chairs*
*scuttles away to raise a rebellion*

[TheSilverKnight]

but much to Grizzy's Dismay, the rebellion fails, being crushed by my magnificent horsemen, and I award Grizzly with the title of "Earl of Devon", which increases his loyalty +4, +1 command

[dessa14]

after that the throughly grievous dessa comes up with an idea, one of amazing proportions. Grabbing one of those chairs that SK told him to pick up he sneaks up behind SK and WHOMP the steel chair shatters with his skull upon impact but then

[TheSilverKnight]

SK counters by kicking Dessa in the balls http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Scipio]

Scipio jumps in to stop it and then realizes the true nature of SK(cheap shot) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[dessa14]

and then scipio and dessa picked up two new chairs smash them over SK'S head and then the guards ran in fear then scipio said

[Scipio]

alls well that ends well

[TheSilverKnight]

while SK lays on the floor passed out, drooling

[Scipio]

Scipio then

[TheSilverKnight]

helps SK in destroying

[Scipio]

the

[TheSilverKnight]

French

[Scipio]

monument

[TheSilverKnight]

of

[Scipio]

Paris

[TheSilverKnight]

which

[Scipio]

made

[TheSilverKnight]

bras for women ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Scipio]

thus

[TheSilverKnight]

I, the King of England and Spamland

[Scipio]

willingly

[TheSilverKnight]

attacked

[Scipio]

the

[TheSilverKnight]

Chinese

[Scipio]

because

[TheSilverKnight]

they said "WACHINGFUTUBUOLPOLU China food"

[Scipio]

so

[TheSilverKnight]

under my orders

[Scipio]

u, the king of England

[TheSilverKnight]

the English BF (Bomb Force) bombed Beijing

[Scipio]

2million

[TheSilverKnight]

minutes

[Scipio]

went

[TheSilverKnight]

by fast

[Scipio]

because

[TheSilverKnight]

I drank vodka

[Scipio]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

threw up on

[Scipio]

the queen

[TheSilverKnight]

right on her top, forcing her to change

[Scipio]

at

[TheSilverKnight]

in front of me (the King)

[Scipio]

making

[TheSilverKnight]

me

[Scipio]

very

[TheSilverKnight]

happy

[Scipio]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

making her go

[Scipio]

to

[TheSilverKnight]

the mall

[Scipio]

to

[TheSilverKnight]

buy

[Scipio]

a nice

[TheSilverKnight]

liengere (sp?) set

[Scipio]

so

[TheSilverKnight]

she

[Scipio]

could

[TheSilverKnight]

seduce

[Scipio]

the prime minister of malaysia

[TheSilverKnight]

but instead

[Scipio]

she

[TheSilverKnight]

seduced the King of England

[Scipio]

as

[TheSilverKnight]

the war on Chinaism continued

[Scipio]

President Bush decided to generously help out

[TheSilverKnight]

but I said "NO" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[Scipio]

and so bush decided to wage war on Englishism

[TheSilverKnight]

but was defeated

[Scipio]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

my cat became ruler of the US

[Scipio]

wich made

[TheSilverKnight]

her get overthrown in a week

[Scipio]

due to her lack

[TheSilverKnight]

to provide good cat food

[Scipio]

making

[TheSilverKnight]

revolts

[Scipio]

immenent

[TheSilverKnight]

which

[Scipio]

proved

[TheSilverKnight]

unresistant to English Military Power

[Scipio]

so

[TheSilverKnight]

the revolts

[Scipio]

ceased

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[Scipio]

everybody now turned theire gaze to china

[TheSilverKnight]

which posed a greater threat with their Siamese Kittens of DOOM

[Scipio]

but

[TheSilverKnight]

it seems

[Scipio]

they

[TheSilverKnight]

were unprepared for the British Kitten Onslaught
(YAY 600 PARTY http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/argue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif )

[Scipio]

so Then english

[TheSilverKnight]

defeated the Chinese and forced a horrible peace treaty on them

[Scipio]

enlarging the English empire

[TheSilverKnight]

by almost all of China, which humiliated China, for China was prouder than that, but China was defeated

[Scipio]

So the english looked onwards to the mediateranian

[TheSilverKnight]

and everyone in Europe ganged up on them, but they defeated all their enemies

[Scipio]

and soon

[TheSilverKnight]

Britain won the war

[Scipio]

on the world

[dessa14]

until dessa snuck up on SK and Scipio with a chair in each hand whomp as both sk and scipio fell to the ground in pain then a horrible treaty was forced opon them which said that the city council of brisbane owned the world but then scipio said