1 Word Story

[Scipio]

We nead a non racial discriminatory country to rule this world and Australia is not the place I beleive it to be Canada http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Scipio]

So it came to pass that theworld government would have its headquarters in Vancouver and that the long descendant of Scipio would rule the world

[TheSilverKnight]

but then the English under King Chris I conquered the world and forced Dessa to become slave labour http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Demon of Light]

but not before

[TheSilverKnight]

Australia broke away from Britain and formed it's own country called "Australia"

[DemonArchangel]

F*CK

[TheSilverKnight]

said I

[Demon of Light]

as the world turned

[TheSilverKnight]

upside down

[Sir Moody]

before the oceans turned green

[dessa14]

and dessa revolted again picking up the chair and bashing king chris around the skull

[TheSilverKnight]

then a purple hippo wearing a thong came and scared the hell out of Dessa

[TheSilverKnight]

and Dessa ran away crying

[Scipio]

Dessa went

[TheSilverKnight]

to a swamp

[Scipio]

to hide

[TheSilverKnight]

from Lord Scipio

[Scipio]

and his

[TheSilverKnight]

redcoats

[Scipio]

because we all know

[TheSilverKnight]

King Chris I is the best

[Scipio]

Therfore

[TheSilverKnight]

Lord Scipio was made King of Canada, as long as he was loyal to the King of England, me. So he became King Scipio I of Canada

[Scipio]

wich was

[TheSilverKnight]

made official

[Scipio]

when

[TheSilverKnight]

King Chris

[Scipio]

blew

[TheSilverKnight]

a fart

[Scipio]

wich was

[TheSilverKnight]

lit by a match

[Scipio]

and burned Dessa(Sorry but thats how life goes)

[TheSilverKnight]

King Chris and King Scipio laughed

[Scipio]

until the sheep came home

[TheSilverKnight]

and a Scottish farmer

[Scipio]

with his

[TheSilverKnight]

pitchfork

[Scipio]

came

[TheSilverKnight]

to herd sheep

[Scipio]

at his

[TheSilverKnight]

farm

[Scipio]

in

[TheSilverKnight]

Scipioland (a new Canadian province)

[Scipio]

where it is always sunny http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

unlike in

[Scipio]

Dessa land(new swamp province founded by dessa

[TheSilverKnight]

where it always rains

[Scipio]

the poulation in Dessaland

[TheSilverKnight]

is one: Dessa

[Scipio]

due to the

[spmetla]

and Scipio stopped over spamming the one word story (everyother post man? Slow down&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

area of the new province

[Scipio]

wich was

[TheSilverKnight]

15 sq. ft.

[Scipio]

and somewhere near

[TheSilverKnight]

Dessaland

[Scipio]

the

[TheSilverKnight]

armies of King Chris I prepared for a great war

[Scipio]

where Dessa

[TheSilverKnight]

raised an army of giant spiders

[Scipio]

wich were

[TheSilverKnight]

all armed with spears

[Scipio]

but terribly unpredictable

[TheSilverKnight]

and the guns of the redcoats opened fire and guts went splattering everywhere

[Scipio]

wich was

[TheSilverKnight]

sticky

[Scipio]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

icky

[Scipio]

so

[TheSilverKnight]

the redcoats took out brooms
(Happy 600 Scipio http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Scipio]

and swept away Dessa because he was in the way(thanks Sk)

[TheSilverKnight]

and I rode in on my fancy horse

[Scipio]

to show

[TheSilverKnight]

off my pretty new hat with feathers

[Scipio]

because

[TheSilverKnight]

it looked like Napoleon's Hat

[Scipio]

and was

[TheSilverKnight]

made of Latin Satin

[Scipio]

wich then bacame

[TheSilverKnight]

Satin Latin because the Pope changed its' name

[Scipio]

and what he says

[TheSilverKnight]

then I had to spit so I spit on

[Scipio]

wich made the pope

[TheSilverKnight]

angry

[Scipio]

so he

[TheSilverKnight]

had to

[Scipio]

somehow dispose of the pope

[TheSilverKnight]

so the Pope excommunicated himself

[Scipio]

and went

[TheSilverKnight]

to a little town called "Popetown"

[Scipio]

in the carribean

[TheSilverKnight]

established by

[Scipio]

the almighty

[TheSilverKnight]

Napoleon

[Scipio]

when he

[TheSilverKnight]

conquered Haiti

[Scipio]

there the pope enjoyed

[TheSilverKnight]

various activities such as:

[Scipio]

telling people what to do

[TheSilverKnight]

and swimming

[Scipio]

and just chillen with a beer in one hand and a

[TheSilverKnight]

cigar in the other

[Scipio]

Meanwhile

[TheSilverKnight]

the King of Belgium

[Scipio]

was

[TheSilverKnight]

distressed

[Scipio]

with

[TheSilverKnight]

his pet hippo

[Scipio]

because

[TheSilverKnight]

the hippo had gas

[Scipio]

and it

[TheSilverKnight]

was angry

[Scipio]

with her

[TheSilverKnight]

food-giver

[Scipio]

so she

[TheSilverKnight]

had more gas

[Scipio]

wich killed

[TheSilverKnight]

Prince Leopold

[Scipio]

wich made

[TheSilverKnight]

Dessa declare war on England

[Scipio]

wich proved

[TheSilverKnight]

futile when Canada declared war on Australia

[Scipio]

wich the aussies werent prepared for

[TheSilverKnight]

as England launched a nuke on Russia
suddenly a Stalin-looking guy screamed "ah MOTHERLAND"

[Scipio]

when the french decided to say

[TheSilverKnight]

"but I am tired, I can not fire our missles right now"

[Scipio]

"Well then take a nap THEN FIRE THE MISSILES"

[TheSilverKnight]

and then China went "OMG Like who's shooting us???"
and then Australia goes "WTF m8?"

[Scipio]

and a huge meteor comin our way said f**** that

[TheSilverKnight]

and the Russian Stalin-Guy says again: "AH MOTHERLAND http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif "

[Scipio]

and the aussies where still like doubleyou tee ef m8

[TheSilverKnight]

and then the King of England (me) launched a huge missle into a volcano, then it erupted and shot out the missle somewhere in Mexico

[Scipio]

wich ultimately put an end to the corruption and drug trafic down theire

[TheSilverKnight]

and the world went "hooray"

[dessa14]

because two little dwarves ran up to both scipio and chris and kicked them both in the balls

[Scipio]

and Scipio said hey cmon no below the belt shots

[TheSilverKnight]

but luckily, Dessa was down by nearly 100 posts, so Scipio was the master

[TheSilverKnight]

and then the English army gave Dessa the middle finger and said "BRING IT MATE"

[Scipio]

Scipio wasnt too harsh to cross-dressa as he is in his clan

(I know it is a bit below the belt)

[TheSilverKnight]

a rumble began and then the English fired their guns at

[Scipio]

Dessa but before they could hit him he went bake to the swamp

[TheSilverKnight]

and sunk back lowly

[Scipio]

so SK ans S surrounded the swamp in what was the most brutal and dangerouse seiges evre known to mankind

[TheSilverKnight]

costing the lives of 6000 British soldiers, cavalry, and artillery before Dessa surrendered his spider army

[Scipio]

then Dessa was publically

[TheSilverKnight]

humiliated

[Scipio]

in front of

[TheSilverKnight]

his fellow Aussies

[Scipio]

which made the

[TheSilverKnight]

whole world fall to the British and Canadian Empires

[Scipio]

wich put an end to

[TheSilverKnight]

the "Cross-Dressa" war (lol I love that one Scipio http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[Scipio]

but of coarse peace never lasts in this troubled world in wich we live in

[TheSilverKnight]

as Dessa took the banner of Australia and lead a "Dingo" (Holy War) against Canada, but England rose to Canada's defence

(not meant to be offensive to Australians)

[Scipio]

In wich dessa

[TheSilverKnight]

led the Australian army against India

[Scipio]

but Ghandis hier came

[TheSilverKnight]

and won the battle

[Scipio]

So dessa went back down under

[TheSilverKnight]

and a nuke slammed into his swamp, decimating his army of spiders, but they soon mutated into one giant nuclear spider with 64 legs, 8 pairs of teeth, and huge poison glands

[Scipio]

so the quickly thinking king of England...(gongrats in advance for the 700'th SK)

[TheSilverKnight]

lined up his greenjackets and redcoats (rifle corps and line infantry)

[TheSilverKnight]

(and thank you Scipio. w00t 700 posts in 6 months damn I'm good http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Scipio]

and broaght his troops down to the swamp to finally put an end to the spider mutation

[Sir Moody]

unfortunatly for them

[Scipio]

the mutation was so bad they had to get backup(Canada)

[dessa14]

but nothing could stop this hidious creation as dessa mounted it around the neck because as his other experiments on making gigantic mechanical lobsters had failed this one had succeded and all along the oblivous kings thought it was a creation of a nuclear weapon

[Scipio]

Of coarse the russians couldnt take this so they said AH MOTHERLAND and shot missiles

[Scipio]

The french said well then have a nap then fire missiles

[Scipio]

and the US said f*** we are dumasses

[dessa14]

but all the missles failed for one reason, the russians after a very short thinking session they went "why are we nuking this creature and not those capitalist bastards in america and redirected all their missles to america pointed right at GW Bush's forehead

[Snowhobbit]

when alaska

[TheSilverKnight]

broke away to go hang with California and Hawaii
Hawaii: Yo
California: 'sup?
Alaska: Hey

[Snowhobbit]

and australia

[TheSilverKnight]

launched a nuke at Russia, but the Russians again screamed "AH MOTHERLAND" and launched a nuke at London, which missed and his Amsterdam

[MongolWarrior]

Cousin commited suicide(haha)

[MongolWarrior]

So the German army

[MongolWarrior]

Attacked France

[MongolWarrior]

and won(duh)

[MongolWarrior]

So the US

[MongolWarrior]

Launched

[MongolWarrior]

all its

[MongolWarrior]

nukes

[MongolWarrior]

at the spider

[Scipio]

wich was 240,000 more nukes then anybody else

[MongolWarrior]

Amen and they all hit

[MongolWarrior]

the spider(duh)

[MongolWarrior]

which turned into(get ready)

[MongolWarrior]

MICHAEL JACKSON http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

[Taillefer]

as the Scip in Can sung to the tunna of

[The Wizard]

"Eat It", by Weird Al Yankovic

[gaelic cowboy]

A most intriguing and entertaining day was had watching song's of praise on the telly while high.

[The Wizard]

(that just doesn't seem to fit...)

[Scipio]

(lol btw is "the Scip in Canada" me)

[The Wizard]

(Expected as much... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )

and then they were devoured by a hungry lasagna

[Snowhobbit]

Thus

[TheSilverKnight]

The Russians became paranoid and went "AH MOTHERLAND"

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

An outraged, and somehow ressurected Trotsky

[Scipio]

felt that it was neccessary

[TheSilverKnight]

to bomb Wales

[Scipio]

due to theire

[TheSilverKnight]

ignorance

[Scipio]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

bad taste of food

[Scipio]

when the missile hit

[TheSilverKnight]

Russia screamed "AH MOTHERLAND"

[Scipio]

and fired theire missiles

[TheSilverKnight]

at Australia, and Dessa went "WTF m8's?"

[Scipio]

and then dessa ran to the highly fortified swamp

[TheSilverKnight]

and France said "But I am le tired"

[Scipio]

Well than take a nap and then fire le missiles

[TheSilverKnight]

and England (my country) went "'bout damn time, eh chaps?"
"righto"

[Scipio]

so now we have nuclear winter

[TheSilverKnight]

and Australia is still going "WTF ^^ m8's?"

[Scipio]

Luckily Canada was well prepared for the cold

[TheSilverKnight]

and England restored power in the world by bringing in new people..mostly British, to rule other countries. Except for Asia. They were colonies

[Scipio]

and this day was comemerated

[TheSilverKnight]

by a new holiday accepted by everyone except Dessaland. The new holiday was called "England Day"

[Scipio]

Wich was the most favourite holiday of the year

[TheSilverKnight]

because it commemorated the great victory of Imperialism

[Scipio]

but then a new problem came up

[TheSilverKnight]

a problem called Italy

[Scipio]

where they

[TheSilverKnight]

went on poking-binges

[Scipio]

So the knewly titled "SK the great"

[TheSilverKnight]

King of England and Majesty of the British Empire

[Scipio]

he dicided to

[TheSilverKnight]

attack Japan

[Scipio]

just for fun

[TheSilverKnight]

but first

[Scipio]

he

[TheSilverKnight]

stopped for Sushi

[Scipio]

and snag some women to take back

[TheSilverKnight]

good-looking ones

[Scipio]

not the big ones

[TheSilverKnight]

because they scream too loud

[Scipio]

and really stink

[TheSilverKnight]

because of too much onions

[Scipio]

and then when the women were all back to England

[TheSilverKnight]

they wanted Frenchmen instead

[Scipio]

so he (The king of england and all he sees)

[TheSilverKnight]

bombed France for 31 days and 32 nights

[Scipio]

after he snagged all the fine french women

[TheSilverKnight]

and bribed them with wine

[Scipio]

and one got so drunk(very fine woman this one) that she married the king of Canada(ME&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

and the King of England allowed it

[Scipio]

because he got an equally hot french lass

[TheSilverKnight]

and I yelled "OH BOY http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif "

[Scipio]

and we laughed a wicked laugh as the fat women were fleeing the broken streets of France

[TheSilverKnight]

and our friend Horatio Hornblower came along and suggested a raid on France