1 Word Story

[Snowhobbit]

would

[antek]

you bomb palestine as well? Afterwards he decided to(how can a supper get a harvard mda??? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif )

[MiniKiller]

have a party to...

[Snowhobbit]

australia

[Antalis::]

and so

[Snowhobbit]

they

[Antalis::]

get drunk.

[Snowhobbit]

And

[Antalis::]

now they feel

[Snowhobbit]

stupid

[Antalis::]

enough to

[Snowhobbit]

destroy

[Antalis::]

theire nice old teddybear and

[Snowhobbit]

themselves

[Antalis::]

And so

[Snowhobbit]

they did.

[Antalis::]

Who can say what

[Snowhobbit]

happend

[Antalis::]

really in Australia on that day. So the old teddybear

[Snowhobbit]

ate

[Antalis::]

the old rabbit in front of his burned eyes

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Antalis::]

nothing then

[antek]

liquid spilled out of

[Snowhobbit]

the eyes

[Antalis::]

What a tragedy thought

[antek]

said the lone ranger called Antalis

[Antalis::]

So the ranger tried to find out if his real name is really Antalis and

[antek]

he did. It came out that

[Antalis::]

he wasn´t Antalis. "My god" he thought and said to his

[antek]

clone. Then he heard a voice saying "register at .net and write on the One Word Story there as well" So he decided to visit that topic (http://totalwars.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=23944#23944) and to

[Antalis::]

login, and to write a reply there as well, but the teddybear was still alive and called his

[antek]

evil minions

[Antalis::]

That was a fault, because this minions

[Snowhobbit]

was

[Antalis::]

indeed very, very evil and

[Snowhobbit]

with

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Quote[/b] (antek @ Jan. 04 2004,14:25)]you Afterwards he decided to(how can a supper get a harvard mda??? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif )
sorry - it looks like big king and I posted at the same time (both 14.12)

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with excessively furry feet

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[antek]

caused a confusion and

[Snowhobbit]

became

[antek]

a hair stylist

[Snowhobbit]

with

[antek]

his fioncee

[Snowhobbit]

and

[antek]

opened a shop, where

[Snowhobbit]

they

[antek]

styled hair. They also

[Snowhobbit]

styled

[antek]

clothes. One day to their shop came

[Snowhobbit]

under

[HawaiianHobbit]

clothes. One day to their shop came under http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
that dosent make any sence

[Eastside Character]

...came a little man, it was a hobbit, who

[antek]

said HawaiianHobbit, mad about the poor grammar of his dead friend. So he decided to

[antek]

kill Eastside Character for posting at the same time as antek. So he

[Eastside Character]

..decide to
make another post in 1 word story

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

purchase in bulk

[antek]

an axe (no box for an axe?&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif. Now antek asked Eastside Character if he was really from Poland, or was he just a damn imposter, his answer was

[MiniKiller]

"imposter whats it to you" was his reply so...

[Eastside Character]

antek already new Eastside Character was polish

[The_Emperor]

but failed to realise

[HawaiianHobbit]

that

[MiniKiller]

he was also part of the mob and...

[The_Emperor]

became a splitter

[HawaiianHobbit]

cell for

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

nefarious

[antek]

people. Then he said "Czy ty jestes Polakiem???", and awaited answer from Eastside Character.

[Skidrowpunk]

But Eastside Character never answered because he was

[Eastside Character]

confused (naprawde niewiem oco ci chodzi z tym byciem polakiem antek)

[Snowhobbit]

and

[antek]

antek exclaimed "O to ze Cie nie znam A tak malo jest polakow w MTW, ze powinni sie trzymac razem http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif ".

[Snowhobbit]

nobody

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

realizing the password was too complicated for a simple nefarious splitter cell and unpronouncable to boot http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Snowhobbit]

when

[dessa14]

the Zealot of Templar, Templary Thingys said

[Snowhobbit]

Hi

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

, who wants to play scrabble?

[antek]

This question caused HawaiianHobbit

[Snowhobbit]

to

[Eastside Character]

contemplate

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the inadequacies

[antek]

of human life.

[Dhepee]

He then jumped

[Voigtkampf]

up and down

[Dhepee]

and to spin around

[antek]

a pole.

[HawaiianHobbit]

He then

[Voigtkampf]

pulled out

[HawaiianHobbit]

a lobster

[Voigtkampf]

and smacked

[HawaiianHobbit]

antek

[MiniKiller]

in the calf muscle with it and...

[Eastside Character]

he

[HawaiianHobbit]

ran

[MiniKiller]

but his calf hurt so he fell and...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

became unconcious.

[The Wizard]

And then he was stuffed into a sardine can and sold at the local

[Voigtkampf]

super market

[antek]

When he woke up, he opened the can, got out and

[Voigtkampf]

SPAMMED BIG TIME

[Parmenio]

Meanwhile...

[Teutonic Knight]

Parmenio's unmentionables were being

[Dhepee]

displayed

[Parmenio]

for charity

[Voigtkampf]

purposes, so

[antek]

purpouses.

[Eastside Character]

So we have simultaneous posts again I see.

[MiniKiller]

he wanted to acution of his...

[HawaiianHobbit]

very big

[Demon of Light]

simultaneous post

[Dhepee]

for research

[antek]

on the way Japanese monkeys effect the cocaine smugglers in south Dakota

[HawaiianHobbit]

by

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

waving

[antek]

The University of Criminal Activities in Japan and South Dakota, which is in New South Wales.

[MiniKiller]

noone bid on the auction so he turned to...

[antek]

the dark side, and then

[HawaiianHobbit]

stole a

[antek]

cigar from a rich buisnessman and the One Ring from Frodo and

[HawaiianHobbit]

some shoes from

[MiniKiller]

al bundy (love and marriage)

then started to go crazy with the ring on and see ghosts then he...

[antek]

saw a Nazgul running with a sword at him, when suddenly

[Leet Eriksson]

the mexican president popped out of nowhere with an army of...

[Snowhobbit]

peasants

[Teutonic Knight]

and said

Hello everybody
http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

[Snowhobbit]

I'm doctor Nick

[Teutonic Knight]

woah
inflammable means flammable? What a country

(I didn't think you'd catch that ) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Snowhobbit]

He said while his office burned down

[Teutonic Knight]

and as the hick drove away leaving Marge and Lisa there

(this coudl be a poem)

[Snowhobbit]

they (I never saw the rest, my mother turned the TV off)

[Dhepee]

never found

[Snowhobbit]

him

[The_Emperor]

in the ashes

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

of the barn

[antek]

they then looked for him in

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

the stable

[The_Emperor]

but found

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

only horse manure

[Dhepee]

under his

[The_Emperor]

car

[The_Emperor]

which

[Voigtkampf]

smelled

[HawaiianHobbit]

really bad

[Voigtkampf]

and I mean really, really bad

[HawaiianHobbit]

so bad i wanted to puke

[MiniKiller]

and so bad i myself puked, which they found in the bathroom when...

[HawaiianHobbit]

Snowhobbit

[Voigtkampf]

suddenly screamed

[HawaiianHobbit]

out that someone had

[MiniKiller]

puked on his puma (style of boot...big dollers)

So he...inraged decided to...

[Voigtkampf]

pull out his minigun

[Snowhobbit]

and shoot himself

[Eastside Character]

with those hollow-tip bullets he had stolen from

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

george bush

[Eastside Character]

junior

[Parmenio]

while

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

he was eating pretzels.

[antek]

When G.W. Bush Junior realised that somebody stole his hollow-tip bullets, he decided to

[Eastside Character]

send there marines to get the bullets back

[Voigtkampf]

no matter how much missiles it would cost

[The_Emperor]

but the democrats moaned

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and groaned

[The_Emperor]

at the cost

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

money better spent on cigars

[Snowhobbit]

and

[antek]

herrings in cans.

[Eastside Character]

Meanwhile

[Snowhobbit]

somewhere

[The_Emperor]

someone

[Snowhobbit]

did something

[Eastside Character]

unexpected

[Snowhobbit]

and

[antek]

paranormal

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[Eastside Character]

suprising everybody

[Snowhobbit]

and

[BDC]

splitting his trousers.

[Snowhobbit]

When

[antek]

suddenly

[Snowhobbit]

an

[antek]

orde of mongols

[HawaiianHobbit]

attacked

[Snowhobbit]

themselves

[HawaiianHobbit]

untill

[Matt Deckard]

wagon wheels

[HawaiianHobbit]

rolled over them and crushed them all except one who then

[Basileus]

fell

[Eastside Character]

over hard

[HawaiianHobbit]

and

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

found a tin of herrings

[Matt Deckard]

, RED herrings

[Basileus]

which

[Snowhobbit]

ate

[antek]

all of the Swedish plankton, thus causing

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

massive

[Snowhobbit]

whale

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

tummy aches

[Basileus]

after

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

wards

[Snowhobbit]

when greenpeace

[Eastside Character]

was about to

[HawaiianHobbit]

help

[Teutonic Knight]

kate winslow

[MiniKiller]

tie her shoe so she can me kate winslet and...

[The Wizard]

then tom cruise cut here head off with a no-dachi

(o_0)

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Matt Deckard]

the curse of the titanic was lifted

[HawaiianHobbit]

then he

[Snowhobbit]

charged Blair

[Matt Deckard]

but blair called on his new ally,

[The Wizard]

Balkenende of Holland (i hate our premier... a whole, whole lot)

[Matt Deckard]

but cruise plunged his massive sword through both of them, causing

[The Wizard]

a wave of elation amongst the Dutch

[Snowhobbit]

the USA to name him a terrorist

[Matt Deckard]

so Bush

[HawaiianHobbit]

said

[The Wizard]

got cut up by the zombie Oda

[Snowhobbit]

and

[The Wizard]

wizzy hit the boards for being slow

[Snowhobbit]

causing

[Matt Deckard]

a hemmorage of massive preportions, so big that infact

[The Wizard]

Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom's post count was reset

[Matt Deckard]

AS he was so close to the elusive '500' Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom wept like a small child,

[The Wizard]

then, HawaiianHobbit started fighting Snowhobbit over their cultural differences (one is tropical and the other arctic after all)

[Matt Deckard]

But Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom interrupted to scream '500' over and over until his lungs hurt

[Leet Eriksson]

Suddenly the mexican president appaeared with....

[BDC]

a pack of lawyers intent on

[Snowhobbit]

suing

[antek]

Snowhobbit for scaring the Americans (he's dead, but he's still talking&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Snowhobbit]

they failed miserably because of the new poll
Do you recycle?

[the Black Prince]

to which their answer was

[Snowhobbit]

Yes I always recycle

[The_Emperor]

but the recycling depot was closed

[Snowhobbit]

so

[The_Emperor]

snowhobbit had to

[Snowhobbit]

revive himself

[The_Emperor]

while Emperor

[Snowhobbit]

helped an

[BDC]

elderly woman to cross the road

[Basileus]

before

[HawaiianHobbit]

Basileus could

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

his wacked out brain

[The_Emperor]

couldn't handle it

[MiniKiller]

and minikiller tried to help him but...

[The_Emperor]

a bus got in the way

[MiniKiller]

the bus ran over him (literally not a scratch, henc MINI) but then..

[The_Emperor]

it reversed over him again

[Basileus]

and minikiller became tinykiller

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and stank of burnt rubber

[The Wizard]

and then emperor, the roadraged driver, stepped out and smacked minikiller with his club