1 Word Story

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

causing

[antek]

a serious brain injury

[Snowhobbit]

with

[BDC]

a blunt - but red-hot - poker

[The_Emperor]

& some need for immediate

[MiniKiller]

care, that blunt object really hurt

[The_Emperor]

it turned out to be a paper mace

[HawaiianHobbit]

Minikiller than

[Basileus]

him

[antek]

said Basileus, not noticing that it's gramatically incorrect. He then

[BDC]

sat on a landmine, ending the 1 word story

[Snowhobbit]

But that never happend

[antek]

as the one word story will carry on forever

[Snowhobbit]

and ever

[Basileus]

cause

[Snowhobbit]

spamming

[MiniKiller]

as long as it is here is fine.

mini then...

[Snowhobbit]

celebrated

[The_Emperor]

and a big party was started in the Tavern

[Basileus]

with

[RisingSun]

Several tasty

[Snowhobbit]

snacks and

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

spam sandwiches

[The_Emperor]

and plenty of beer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and orange juice

[antek]

flavoured with cinnamon

[BDC]

and spiked with vodka.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-juggle.gif

[Basileus]

smoked http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-glasses2.gif

[The Wizard]

a whole load of pot http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-speechless.gif

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and

[The Wizard]

Became so stoned he thought RTW was coming out early http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wall.gif

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Alas

[HawaiianHobbit]

he was still hungry http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-balloon.gif

[Matt Deckard]

but he cared not because

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

He still had serious personal issues

[HawaiianHobbit]

with

[The_Emperor]

The vast array of new smilies

[MiniKiller]

so he made his own smilies and sent them to war with the old

[HawaiianHobbit]

the new ones won leaving the old smilies to go

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

to

[HawaiianHobbit]

the

[Basileus]

smoking both http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wall.gif

[HawaiianHobbit]

but

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

unfortunately they had no cigarettes

[HawaiianHobbit]

so instead they used

[Demon of Light]

candles

[Basileus]

for the ceremony

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

of

[Snowhobbit]

spam

[The Wizard]

which is yummy in macaroni http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-thumbsup.gif

[Basileus]

with cheese

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

returning to the spam ritual

[HawaiianHobbit]

said o_loompah as he

[BDC]

ate a cookie,

[antek]

and drank milk

[MiniKiller]

at was mauled by a bear

then....

[HawaiianHobbit]

the bear

[Teutonic Knight]

said woobeedooobeeedoobeeedoo

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

I am not a bear, I am Fred Flintstone

[MiniKiller]

fred knocks himself out and then...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

wilma revives him

[Demon of Light]

with oral

[antek]

B toothpaste

[HawaiianHobbit]

but he had no teeth to brush

[antek]

so he brushed his hair instead. Then he

[Basileus]

shaved

[Snowhobbit]

his beard

[HawaiianHobbit]

and

[Snowhobbit]

a toe

[antek]

got biten off by Dino

[The Wizard]

who got eaten by a T-Rex

[Snowhobbit]

with

[HawaiianHobbit]

big teeth

[The_Emperor]

and bad breath

[antek]

but not as bad as Snowhobbit's.

[Voigtkampf]

Upon that

[HawaiianHobbit]

the T-Rex

[MiniKiller]

died and dino poped out of his stomach

[antek]

but then he suddenly disappeared, beacause

[Demon of Light]

of

[The_Emperor]

a big hole in the ground

[HawaiianHobbit]

dino fell

[antek]

into the nothingness, thus

[BDC]

ensuring the future of mankind

[-Isapostolos-]

being doomed and

[antek]

dissolved

[HawaiianHobbit]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-end.gif said Isopostolos

[Snowhobbit]

but

[BDC]

a small pussy cat then

[theKyl]

found out she was the chosen one and

[antek]

said "I'm better than Neo" thus

[dessa14]

i will have a trilogy of films made about me and two will be released in one year to make lots of money real quick and will be total dissapointments to the people who liked the first movie, btw the reason we needed lots of money real quick was to pay the whores and alcahol delivery guys who currently have little IOU notes.

[The Wizard]

by that time, Dino had fallen to the center of the earth, and

[The_Emperor]

come out the other side

[Snowhobbit]

as

[antek]

he

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

was actually godzilla in disguise

[Basileus]

because

[The_Emperor]

of a rubber mask he was wearing

[antek]

along with his latex uniform

[Teutonic Knight]

which caused an allergic attack because

[The Wizard]

The Emperor was apparently sadomasochistic...

[The_Emperor]

but this was later disproved

[MiniKiller]

becasue they found out his doctor got his files mixed up with...

[HawaiianHobbit]

MiniKiller's, who then

[Snowhobbit]

became a http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-clown.gif

[The_Emperor]

called Krusty

[MiniKiller]

who ran around scaring little children.

then hawaiinhobbet was so scared he turned into a http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-balloon.gif who was very http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-furious3.gif and needed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-help.gif

[Snowhobbit]

when bart

[HawaiianHobbit]

ran from Krusty

[MiniKiller]

he triped and fell down a sewage drain (bart that is) krusty got tired and stoped to rest when...

[HawaiianHobbit]

Sideshow Bob tried to frame him

[MiniKiller]

but krusty made the judge laugh he let him go///

then bart (still alive, barely)...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

called lisa

[BDC]

a son of a

[makkyo]

father's, mother's goldfish

[Snowhobbit]

and

[gaelic cowboy]

then

[Snowhobbit]

somewhere

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

someone

[The_Emperor]

was gonna pay

[Snowhobbit]

for a

[The_Emperor]

dohnut

[Basileus]

an coffe

[Snowhobbit]

with

[makkyo]

back rubs

[|OCS|Virus]

then

[makkyo]

use

[HawaiianHobbit]

a

[Snowhobbit]

wall

[The_Emperor]

however

[makkyo]

his flaming....

[Basileus]

stopped

[Leet Eriksson]

and then

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

it started to snow

[The_Emperor]

and

[FoundationII]

how

[BDC]

"It burns" screamed

[Basileus]

the nun

[The Wizard]

cause BDC lit his fart on her

[HawaiianHobbit]

and

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

it was a prodigious fart indeed

[makkyo]

which smelled of

[TheSilverKnight]

turkey

[Snowhobbit]

combined

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

with

[The_Emperor]

sage and onion

[Snowhobbit]

causing

[gaelic cowboy]

crisps

[Snowhobbit]

when

[Demon of Light]

cooked

[Snowhobbit]

but

[The Wizard]

he liked fried better

[makkyo]

The next day...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

he

[vlad_demstra]

sat

[HawaiianHobbit]

at a

[kiwitt]

window

[HawaiianHobbit]

until Wizzy came, then they went

[Basileus]

to the strip club

[HawaiianHobbit]

and got drunk http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[Basileus]

and grabbed some boobies

[HawaiianHobbit]

then got slapped http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stars.gif

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[HawaiianHobbit]

then left

[RisingSun]

because he

[Snowhobbit]

felt

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

very

[TheSilverKnight]

high

[Basileus]

but

[Snowhobbit]

didn't

[The Wizard]

pay (i like the ideas fellas http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

[Demon of Light]

(left blank because of simaltaneous post w/Snowhobbit)

[Snowhobbit]

so

[Demon of Light]

he went

[Snowhobbit]

home

[Demon of Light]

where he found out that

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

he had been besieged

[Snowhobbit]

by the .org

[Demon of Light]

and by an army of strippers

Edit: must stop posting at the same time as Snowhobbit.

[Snowhobbit]

they (please add an and)

[Demon of Light]

(Amazingly enough, I did exactly as Snowhobbit asked before he actually asked.)

[Snowhobbit]

had

[The Wizard]

eaten

[Snowhobbit]

a

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Dug the first parallel

[Demon of Light]

(Think gutter when considering what I might say was eaten)

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[Demon of Light]

4 people posting at same time caused

[Snowhobbit]

a

[Demon of Light]

temporal distortion

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Demon of Light]

widespread repercussions

[Snowhobbit]

when

[Demon of Light]

combined with

[Snowhobbit]

vodka

[Demon of Light]

. Much merriment

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and (this is geting ridiculous ) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Snowhobbit]

double post again

[Demon of Light]

incomprhensibility

[Snowhobbit]

and

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

a lot of editing

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

resulted. (I think it now makes some sense?)

[Basileus]

A fresh

[antek]

herring

[vlad_demstra]

and

[Snowhobbit]

a hamock

[vlad_demstra]

which stunk of

[HawaiianHobbit]

something really bad

[TheSilverKnight]

like

[makkyo]

a filth ridden, spam covered

[TheSilverKnight]

piece of spam

[makkyo]

Bacon on the other hand...

[HawaiianHobbit]

smells good

[RisingSun]

almost like

[HawaiianHobbit]

tuna

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

or a similar canned fish.

[HawaiianHobbit]

So

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

HawaianHobbit

[RisingSun]

decided

[Leet Eriksson]

that spam was not enough,and started kicking peoples nuts in random..

[RisingSun]

Therefore, he was forced to

[vlad_demstra]

up chuck

[Snowhobbit]

when

[The_Emperor]

more spam flooded the Tavern

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and

[Snowhobbit]

a duck

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

The poor duck was in great pain

[The Wizard]

because o_loompah likes his ducks deepfried

[Snowhobbit]

but green peace arrived

[The Wizard]

and got slaughtered (yay )

[Snowhobbit]

but the US didn't like that so they

[The Wizard]

went to the ballot box

[Snowhobbit]

but

[The Wizard]

thus

[Snowhobbit]

they attacked

[TheSilverKnight]

Algeria

[Snowhobbit]

so did

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Donald Duck and his friends Mickey and Goofy

[HawaiianHobbit]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-army.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-rifle.gif they fought until

[RisingSun]

Jesus came down

[Snowhobbit]

they shot him, and continued the fighting

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

b/c they were all jehovas witnesses

[The_Emperor]

intent on knocking on lots of doors

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

knocking them down with battering bibles that is

[Snowhobbit]

they killed themselves

[Demon of Light]

so as to

[Snowhobbit]

end their misery