1 Word Story

[-Isapostolos-]

peaceful at the same time

[The_Emperor]

and very funny

[Teutonic Knight]

because eggs benedict, the Papal general

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and Scotch Eggs the Calvinist admiral

[Teutonic Knight]

attacked Bangladesh while

[Snowhobbit]

raw eggs bombed Japan

[Teutonic Knight]

which were later fried because

[The_Emperor]

it was a hot summer

[Knight Keimo]

but the winter was even more hot

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

causing the great sushi stink of 2004

[Knight Keimo]

that cause strange sexual feelings towards ...

[Snowhobbit]

nothing

[Knight Keimo]

so bulks of frustrated, impotent people were eager to ...

[Snowhobbit]

not have sex

[Knight Keimo]

so they decide to go on with theyr brutal war

[Snowhobbit]

against AIDS

[-Isapostolos-]

Meanwhile the war in China was going bad for the orthodox patriarch

[The_Emperor]

because of

[Somebody Else]

a small shrimp, named

[Knight Keimo]

Jorma the Great

[Snowhobbit]

however

[Teutonic Knight]

Bob the fisherman

[Snowhobbit]

said

[Teutonic Knight]

" I think I'll get a sti

[Snowhobbit]

cky shrimp

[Teutonic Knight]

which

[Snowhobbit]

wont

[Teutonic Knight]

be

[Snowhobbit]

good

[Teutonic Knight]

for

[Snowhobbit]

me

[Teutonic Knight]

which was bad for the yardstick ninja because

[Snowhobbit]

he was now blind on one eye

[Teutonic Knight]

because of the Mexcican President's
http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

[Snowhobbit]

donkey had crapped in

[Teutonic Knight]

his salad which happened to be the home of

[Snowhobbit]

his extra pair on nostrils

[Teutonic Knight]

which made him very

[Snowhobbit]

blind on one eye

[Teutonic Knight]

however

[Snowhobbit]

the other eye was mute, so the UN

[Teutonic Knight]

declared that the pope should

[Snowhobbit]

call on Jesus to heal him, and so he did

[Teutonic Knight]

and Jesus said:
http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

(oops, wrong photo http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Snowhobbit]

No, I dont have time, I got to run for president in Mexico

[Teutonic Knight]

which caused quite a ruckus in

[Snowhobbit]

Norway

[Teutonic Knight]

because their snowshoes had

[Snowhobbit]

broken

[Teutonic Knight]

which meant an (must start with vowel)

[Snowhobbit]

orange had to be brought

[Teutonic Knight]

for a sacrifice to

[Snowhobbit]

the god of snowshoes

[Teutonic Knight]

who may or may not have had an

[Snowhobbit]

other friend

[Teutonic Knight]

who just might have known what

[Snowhobbit]

to do, but he didn't because

[Teutonic Knight]

him a

(look an outsider stone him)

[Knight Keimo]

it seems to be so

[Snowhobbit]

stonethrowing outsider

[Knight Keimo]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

bad

[Snowhobbit]

that

[Teutonic Knight]

orange martians from the planet caomokolomos

[Snowhobbit]

charged our marsians

[Teutonic Knight]

with sexual assault upon their kashukitskayas

[Snowhobbit]

so they hired

[Teutonic Knight]

Lionl Hutts,

[Snowhobbit]

as the fifth lawyer

[Teutonic Knight]

who was actually framed for

[Snowhobbit]

sexual abuse of himself

[Teutonic Knight]

which is not nearly as rare a charge on Mars as it is here

[Snowhobbit]

so he was fired

[Teutonic Knight]

and he said as a result:
acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine.... a 1185 letter word describing the chemical name for the tobacco mosaic virus

ooh and...

methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanyl- glutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanyl- valylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyl- isoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucyl- isoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl- glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartyl- glycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl- arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanyl- glutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucyl- isoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolyl- isoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalyl- phenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl- tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylseryl- valylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylseryl- alanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidyl- asparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyl- prolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl- isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucyl- leucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginyl- arginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyl- lysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucyl- glutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartyl- glutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl- glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl- isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolyl- glutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalyl- glutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine

[Snowhobbit]

they killed him, because they thought he was prophet

[Teutonic Knight]

named I sie hah

[Snowhobbit]

who was destined to lead them too destruction

[Teutonic Knight]

against the Israeli prime minister, Billy Crystal who said:

[Snowhobbit]

Hello everybody

[Teutonic Knight]

I'm doctor Crystal; the illegal Jewish immigrant doctor http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Knight Keimo]

then The outsider came back and create chaos

[Teutonic Knight]

but a courageous group a heroes came named:
http://solypsist.homestead.com/files/orgmodcrew2003.jpg

[Snowhobbit]

showed themselves

[Knight Keimo]

outsider accept his defeat and retreated from the field

[Teutonic Knight]

and the battle ensued:
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0312/eskimo2_hst.jpg

[Snowhobbit]

but Snowhobbit had to leave to so TC was alone

[Teutonic Knight]

TK says it has been fun spamming with Snowhobbit

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

b/c spam and hobbit on black bread, with a dash of mustard was his favourite sandwich

[Knight Keimo]

while eating, he thought: two hearts are better than one

[Snowhobbit]

So he

[Beirut]

smoked an entire key of BC bud and

[Snowhobbit]

some herring to

[Somebody Else]

generate flatulence

[Snowhobbit]

combining

[The Wizard]

flower and eggs

[Snowhobbit]

causing

[Skidrowpunk]

the trout to jump three steps back and sing "House of the rising sun" in (Snowhobbit: Check your MSN and send me EUII now please)

[Snowhobbit]

a very loud voice

[Teutonic Knight]

while his friend sang "happy birthday"

[Snowhobbit]

he bashed the poor birthdaychild with

[Teutonic Knight]

liberal propaganda and doublespeak

[Snowhobbit]

so he became a republican

[Demon of Light]

and regretted it fo the rest of his life.

[Somebody Else]

The End.

[The_Emperor]

would never come though

[thrashaholic]

because

[Demon of Light]

this is the thread that never ends.

[Snowhobbit]

Or so we thought, but this story changed it all,

[thrashaholic]

or did it....

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Find out in the next episode, next week on friday at 8pm

Unless of course someone posts befor then...

[Teutonic Knight]

someone...

(let's try and return this thread to ONE WORD ONLY)

[The_Emperor]

So

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

nice

[Beirut]

to refuse order

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Knight Keimo]

he

[makkyo]

grew p-

[Snowhobbit]

otatoes

[Beirut]

that resembled small

[Somebody Else]

effigies

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Demon of Light]

neither

[Knight Keimo]

of

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

the

[Knight Keimo]

vegetables

[Snowhobbit]

were

[HawaiianHobbit]

very

[Snowhobbit]

purple

[HawaiianHobbit]

and

[Snowhobbit]

dark

[HawaiianHobbit]

but

[Snowhobbit]

bright

[Knight Keimo]

and

[thrashaholic]

dull

[HawaiianHobbit]

and

[thrashaholic]

shiny

[Somebody Else]

with

[thrashaholic]

dots

(100th post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-smile.gif )

[Knight Keimo]

made

[Snowhobbit]

Mr

[Somebody Else]

Humperdink

[The_Emperor]

very

[Somebody Else]

very

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

itchy

[Somebody Else]

by

[maestro]

Tuesday

[thrashaholic]

evening

[the Black Prince]

they

[Knight Keimo]

were

[Somebody Else]

utterly

[Snowhobbit]

itching

[Knight Keimo]

each

[The Wizard]

other...

[Knight Keimo]

so

[Snowhobbit]

they

[Somebody Else]

fillibustered

[Snowhobbit]

a

[Knight Keimo]

small animal

[Snowhobbit]

called

[Somebody Else]

Riki Tiki Tarvi

[Snowhobbit]

which

[The Wizard]

was eaten by Barney http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Somebody Else]

Run away Run away

[Snowhobbit]

he (this is now the one word story)

[-Isapostolos-]

prayed

[Somebody Else]

for

[the Black Prince]

frogs

[Snowhobbit]

with

[the Black Prince]

yellow

[Snowhobbit]

stripes

[The Wizard]

and Wiz hijacked the thread with sentences again...

[Quessa]

After

[The Wizard]

which

[Snowhobbit]

someone

[Quessa]

managed

[Snowhobbit]

to

[Somebody Else]

pounce

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

on Wiz's wand

[The Wizard]

oh my, said I

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

This is a disturbingly

[The Wizard]

big thread

[Somebody Else]

of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

nuclear waste

[Matt Deckard]

with the power to

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

MORPH INTO IRON-MAN

[Matt Deckard]

*'Iron Man' by the sabbath plays in the backround*. Iron man is displeased with the lack of morphing capabilities on Earth, and so

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

books himself into a hospital

[Matt Deckard]

Of PAIN

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Where he was broken by trained

[Matt Deckard]

personnel, until he was tied down by the

[the Black Prince]

elephant

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

[Matt Deckard]

The elephant transformer and iron battled for rule over

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ Feb. 22 2004,22:38)]The elephant transformer and iron battled for rule over
Sheffield, England's cutlery capital

[the Black Prince]

which resulted in

[Matt Deckard]

The production of cutlery guns

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

These devastating new weapons

[Matt Deckard]

scared president Bush

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and his secret minotaur

[Matt Deckard]

Who lived in a underground labyrinth surrounded by beautiful women, all of which

[Sigurd]

wanted to come to Norway and visit

[Matt Deckard]

Sigurd Fafnesbane. But he was too busy being a MASTER beserker http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif so they had to

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

visit the APPRENTICE beserker

[Matt Deckard]

who planned an uprising against Sigurd Fafnesbane

[Sigurd]

.The apprentice however got no support because of his lack of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

shins

[the Black Prince]

caused by a rare

[Matt Deckard]

Shin eating virus

[Somebody Else]

named after

[Sigurd]

The famous welsh brothers: BKSSNFoD

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Sigurd Fafnesbane @ Feb. 22 2004,23:46)]The famous welsh brothers: BKSSNFoD
You're a funny guy, Sigurd, said( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Sigurd]

Mr. 630 posts in the 1 Word story, while

[Snowhobbit]

another

[Duke Malcolm]

person

[Matt Deckard]

felt his

[The Wizard]

luvin'

[The_678]

was not

[the Black Prince]

as good as

[Somebody Else]

somebody else's

[Snowhobbit]

cheese

[Quessa]

if

[The Wizard]

heated in the microwave

[Snowhobbit]

it

[the Black Prince]

explodes

[thrashaholic]

violently

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

but only in hyperspace

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Seven.the.Hun]

Debauchery

[Somebody Else]

In other news,

[Snowhobbit]

It's

[-Isapostolos-]

the pope

[Somebody Else]

in his

[Snowhobbit]

car

[-Isapostolos-]

that's

[thrashaholic]

really

[Snowhobbit]

green

[thrashaholic]

and

[The_Emperor]

Armed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Snowhobbit]

with

[thrashaholic]

photon torpedoes http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-vulcan.gif

[Snowhobbit]

he attacked

[thrashaholic]

the romulans http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-vulcan.gif

[Snowhobbit]

they

[Somebody Else]

vomited

[Snowhobbit]

on

[the Black Prince]

George W Bush

[Snowhobbit]

he

[Somebody Else]

blindly

[the Black Prince]

ordered

[The Wizard]

cheese to be fried

[-Isapostolos-]

so