1 Word Story

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Somebody Else]

all due

[Snowhobbit]

respect

[the Black Prince]

the cheese

[Duke Malcolm]

was

[-Isapostolos-]

laughed

[thrashaholic]

at

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

causing trauma

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

to the surrender monkeys

[BDC]

known as the

[thrashaholic]

FRENCH

[Somebody Else]

Foreign

[thrashaholic]

....ers

[Duke Malcolm]

not

[-Isapostolos-]

Montenegran

[makkyo]

something something

[theKyl]

well, strange...

[Somebody Else]

goats

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Biologist distinguish 'Montenegran well strange goats' from plain vanilla 'Montegran goats' by

[BDC]

the Tricolour colour fur on their left buttuck

[theKyl]

which is meant to

[theKyl]

attract

[theKyl]

female beings.

[Leet Eriksson]

and a good chunk of non-female beings...

[The_678]

such as

[Somebody Else]

[insert nationality of your choice]

[theKyl]

Khazakhstanian

[theKyl]

gays and

[theKyl]

bonobo monkeys

[Knight Keimo]

with

[Somebody Else]

bad hairstyles

[Knight Keimo]

that

[Leet Eriksson]

makes..

[Somebody Else]

creme brulee

[MiniKiller]

when mixed with...

[the Black Prince]

coffee

[Demon of Light]

beans

[the Black Prince]

causing

[Knight Keimo]

unnatural

[Somebody Else]

lesions

[theKyl]

and strange sentence constructions http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Knight Keimo]

still

[Somebody Else]

nobody

[Knight Keimo]

wanted

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

to

[gaelic cowboy]

SAY

[The Wizard]

"hello"

[makkyo]

to the flying monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz"

[makkyo]

nooooookah

[theKyl]

w00t?

[theKyl]

Anyways,

[The_678]

The flying monkeys...

[Duke Malcolm]

flew to Romulus

[Duke Malcolm]

but took a wrong turn (100th post)

[Beirut]

at Albakerque (?)

[Knight Keimo]

which

[Duke Malcolm]

had been destroyed by Bush

[Somebody Else]

Fires

[Beirut]

caused by a carelessly lit

[Somebody Else]

gremlin

[Snowhobbit]

who

[Knight Keimo]

feel like

[Snowhobbit]

being

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

canonized

[Beirut]

by that Pope-dude who was having an affair with Mrs.

[Somebody Else]

Robinson

[the Black Prince]

decided

[The_678]

to

[Leet Eriksson]

summon the entire mexican army to conquer..

[Somebody Else]

Narnia

[Snowhobbit]

they

[Duke Malcolm]

failed because the Mexican Army is

[The Wizard]

"the greatest ever to be assembled" by Alamo marketing suits http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and were all claustraphobic and so wouldnt go into the wardrobe

[Teutonic Knight]

which caused the Mexican President to jump out and say:
http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

[HawaiianHobbit]

Hi

[John86]

im

[the Black Prince]

a horse

[Teutonic Knight]

-ophile

[John86]

as

[John86]

in

[Teutonic Knight]

Bobalo

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

the Floridian horse-shagger

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(what on earth is it with you and that picture? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
ok it cracks me up whenever I see it)

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (o_loompah @ Mar. 02 2004,15:37)]the Floridian horse-shagger

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(what on earth is it with you and that picture? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
ok it cracks me up whenever I see it)
whose Tampanian horse

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(I love that picture, I found on a website, it's of the Mexican president Vicente Fox. I usually use it when we need a cue for a character to come out and say something)

[Snowhobbit]

said

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

"I wish he would stop riding me"

[John86]

fine

[The Wizard]

said the Canadian president

[John86]

"I will have a pineaplle for lunch"

[HawaiianHobbit]

"with a..."

[John86]

"Steak, medium well"

[HawaiianHobbit]

while he ate

[John86]

he found a

[Beirut]

secret clue to overthrowing the American

[John86]

But then he noticed it was really for canadians living in quebec. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Snowhobbit]

so he

[Somebody Else]

gave up in disgust

[Snowhobbit]

he then

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

finished of the steak

[HawaiianHobbit]

that was very over priced

[John86]

and said to the waitress "

[Somebody Else]

Yum."

[Snowhobbit]

Check please

[John86]

As he walked out the door

[Duke Malcolm]

a helicopter fell on him

[The Wizard]

... and was crushed by rampaging Godzilla

[Snowhobbit]

Godzilla said

[HawaiianHobbit]

"Hi. im godzilla"

[makkyo]

And soon Megalodon tried to eat Godzilla

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with an oversized desert spoon

[Snowhobbit]

and a herring

[makkyo]

but that herring...

[Snowhobbit]

wasn't a herring

[John86]

it was a

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Clint Eastwood http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-cowboy.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

action figure which said "

[theKyl]

"talk to hand" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Snowhobbit]

cause

[Demon of Light]

it understands.

[Snowhobbit]

The hand

[John86]

had resemblance to

[Snowhobbit]

a duck

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

out of water

[Demon of Light]

which made

[The Wizard]

a nice KFC meal, and the KFC colonel rubbed his hands

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with chilli seed oil

[Somebody Else]

depriving

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the baltic states

[Snowhobbit]

from

[makkyo]

their main food source

[Snowhobbit]

which was

[Demon of Light]

tragic.

[Snowhobbit]

The UN

[Demon of Light]

decided to

[Snowhobbit]

help them by

[Leet Eriksson]

dropping

[Snowhobbit]

food

[Somebody Else]

in the Holy See

[Snowhobbit]

when

[John86]

a large

[Duke Malcolm]

colony of platypi

[John86]

found out they were

[Duke Malcolm]

not really existing

[John86]

but were in a

[BDC]

movie

[The_678]

depicting

[Teutonic Knight]

the Mexican president:
http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

[The Wizard]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

said the disgruntled citizens of Mozambique

[Macedon]

"Mexican president sucks..."

[Somebody Else]

...eggs...

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Leet Eriksson]

soy suace...

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[The_Emperor]

preventing toothache

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and heart disease

[gaelic cowboy]

AND

[gaelic cowboy]

erectile

[gaelic cowboy]

dysfunction

[gaelic cowboy]

in

[gaelic cowboy]

charolois

[gaelic cowboy]

bulls

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

on parade

[gaelic cowboy]

paddys day

[gaelic cowboy]

with 12 guinness

[gaelic cowboy]

on O Connell Street

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Meanwhile

[John86]

a large telephone pole

[Sigurd]

on Queenstreet (Glasgow or Brisbane take your pick)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in Cardiff

[thrashaholic]

....Arms Park

[John86]

started to ring

[The_678]

very

[HawaiianHobbit]

until someone answered it

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light shoots Macedon for implying that Vicente Fox sucks)

[Teutonic Knight]

to which Vicente Fox replied:
http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

(do you guys realize how much bandwith I've stolen from TIME magazine with this picture http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Duke Malcolm]

"let's depose the mexican president"

[The Wizard]

... then the horse bit King Malcolm

[NEXT Canadian pres]

[John86]

King Malcolm decided he would

[Duke Malcolm]

eat the horse

[Duke Malcolm]

with roast potatoes, asparagi, and gravy.

[Duke Malcolm]

Before expanding the Kingdom of his back garden

[Duke Malcolm]

To cover the whole of Scotland.

[The Wizard]

to which the liechtensteinian empire invaded Scotland, the last remaining outpost of the UK

[John86]

decided they would have a steak dinner

[makkyo]

from the the corpse of Vicente Fox.

[Duke Malcolm]

before destroying the Leichtensteinian Empire

[Duke Malcolm]

and declaring Scotland an independant kingdom

[Teutonic Knight]

when the Canadian Prime Minister said:

http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/reuters/20031203/i/67928100.jpg

(I'm going to post all the world's presidents with their lovers http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[John86]

" The solution to this problem is to find a

[makkyo]

partner so discusting so that

[Knight Keimo]

not even scottish

[Beirut]

haggis poop would want to share a condo with him

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

because

[son of spam]

he never took a shower...never

[Knight Keimo]

but he still manage to

[John86]

hold a job in the

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Ministry of Love

[The Wizard]

of homosexual octopusses"

[Beirut]

who have eight arms but only three

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

testicles

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

the size of

[The_678]

peanuts

[thrashaholic]

...abnormally large peanuts

[son of spam]

that were edible but

[The Wizard]

too large to fit down your mouth

[Teutonic Knight]

at the sight of which the British Prime Minister and his lover responded:

http://www.number-10.gov.uk/files/images/Photo14_70_18.jpg

[Leet Eriksson]

YOU NUTTER

[ICantSpellDawg]

Gay Marriage


has anyone read the story?
good...

[Demon of Light]

In other news

[The Wizard]

OMG LIECHTENSTEIN WAS BOMBED

[HawaiianHobbit]

by

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

antique flushing toilets

[HawaiianHobbit]

trying to

[John86]

find their

[Leet Eriksson]

guinea pigs..

[ICantSpellDawg]

face down in the toilet

[JAG]

while playing the obo with...

[makkyo]

chapped lips, making the sound of

[JAG]

a farting baboon which is funny as its often the same as the noises which come out of President Bus..

[Demon of Light]

h's Energy Secretary
(Extra bonus points if you can name him WITHOUT an internet search)

[The Wizard]

nah

[Teutonic Knight]

said the Spanish Prime minister elect to his lover (the microphone, he's into machination)


http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040317/040317_zapatero_hmed_430a.h2.jpg

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

"well it cant be the President of Exxon Mobil...hmmm perhaps its Spencer..

[Teutonic Knight]

in other news:
After three only three minutes of heated oral negotiation, President Bush announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be his new mate... err I mean running m8 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2003/10/16/image578476x.jpg

[JAG]

And the Austrian racist - sorry right wing person - replied with...

[son of spam]

I fart in your general direction (to Kerry)

[JAG]

unfortunatly we will not win the election...

[makkyo]

because the Liberal Left-wingers (hahaha look to last poster)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

have plate mail

[thrashaholic]

are.....(insert rude word here)

[thrashaholic]

-Doh you got there before me BKS http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif oh well....

Thrashaholic

[JAG]

and decent policies unlike...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the drunk hamsters' league

[John86]

find out they are sharing a room with

[JAG]

A group of well trained fleas...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in wide-brimmed

[makkyo]

who tend to eat

[JAG]

thier wide brimmed hats stuffed with..

[John86]

liberal left wingers :)

[makkyo]

such as Kerry and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

a repentant Ivan the Terrible

[JAG]

*giggles at sanc*

who was a nice fellow really..

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

a big supporter of the RSPCA...

[makkyo]

except that he would

[JAG]

take the heads off monkeys...

[makkyo]

and freeze them in

[HawaiianHobbit]

vegetable oil

[John86]

while covering them in a coating of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

glass