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Sigurd
03-19-2003, 00:07
with their spam cannons (?) *cough
Postino
03-19-2003, 00:10
but the girls liked getting spammed with spam cannons and
Marco
03-19-2003, 00:15
encouraged the gni s to venture forward more and more in numbers when suddenly
Sigurd
03-19-2003, 00:31
a light far far away
Knight_Yellow
03-19-2003, 00:34
*starwars theme tune*
Postino
03-19-2003, 03:26
got closer.
Sigurd
03-19-2003, 06:14
A great .orgian battle cruiser of the flameian class roared into the vicinity
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 09:24
launching a post broadside
Sigurd
03-19-2003, 09:39
totally suprising the
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 09:44
Milwall football supporters
Sigurd
03-19-2003, 09:59
as they joined with the forces of gni.
MacGregor
03-19-2003, 17:09
Suddenly
Stormer
03-19-2003, 18:50
spiderman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Shahed
03-19-2003, 18:53
came along with his
Stormer
03-19-2003, 18:53
his web
theKyl
03-19-2003, 19:16
and his traditional red and blue underwear
Jacque Schtrapp
03-19-2003, 19:18
from his photo shoot
theKyl
03-19-2003, 19:32
where he had met
Stormer
03-19-2003, 20:10
a supermodel with the biggest.....



http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Jacque Schtrapp
03-19-2003, 20:17
beauty mark
andy119
03-19-2003, 20:23
you will ever see on
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:02
(Demon of Light shoots Knights who say "soly" for saying "soly".)
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:03
(Demon of Light shoots self twice for saying "soly" twice. Shoots self again for previous sentence)
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:05
(Demon of Light wonders why Dramicus no longer shoots those who say "soly" and shoots self yet again)
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:06
(Demon of Light enforces Law against saying forbidden name by shooting 71 hour Ahmed. Attempts to shoot Postino but he ducked)
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 21:08
a M1 Abrahms.
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:09
(Shoots Big King Sanctaphrax for not knowing that saying "soly" was outlawed 30 or so pages ago. shoots him again for actually breaking the law and shoots self for good measure)
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 21:20
(Shoots Demon of Light for mentioning Soly, shoots self and asks why Soly was outlawed. Shoots self again)
theKyl
03-19-2003, 21:26
(Nice and effective way to spam yourself to the 500 demon http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif)
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 21:29
(Shoots self for hell of it, appoints DoL official Soly executioner. Awaits bullet to cranium in quiet contemplation of inner mysteries.)
andy119
03-19-2003, 21:30
spam never hurt ne 1
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:34
(Quiet contemplation of inner mysteries shattered together with skull as Demon of Light shoots Big King Sanctaphrax. Do I really need to say why?)
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 21:35
The Flamian class Battlecruiser
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 21:36
Except poor little spamboy...he was addicted to spam...6 months of rehab...but lost battle http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif ...Sniff...so sad.
Stormer
03-19-2003, 21:42
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

out of nowhere came a ...
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-19-2003, 21:45
muffin 'o doom.
Stormer
03-19-2003, 22:13
with a
71-hour Ahmed
03-19-2003, 22:16
apparently undead 71-hour Ahmed clinging on
Postino
03-19-2003, 22:24
the knights who say mithrandir, soly, and rob snatched a

[postino grabs spiderman as human sheild]
Demon of Light
03-19-2003, 22:29
(Demon of Light shoots Spiderman )
theKyl
03-19-2003, 22:59
--> morale penalty for the .orgland armies http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
andy119
03-19-2003, 23:33
orgland armies invaded .com and .com
Knight_Yellow
03-19-2003, 23:44
surrenders
Dramicus
03-20-2003, 01:15
Dramicus returns from his bout of sleep (homework more likely... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif ) and barbaricly removes the genetalia of all who utter the fabled names of the forgotten...
LittleGrizzly
03-20-2003, 01:24
.orgers who died but luckily there was few of them as the morale of armys needed +6 morale to function without chain routs happening on occasion almosty instantly which meant...
Dramicus
03-20-2003, 01:40
that Dramicus has alot of cowards to slay...
LittleGrizzly
03-20-2003, 03:44
and grizzly had a lot of coward slaying to watch but then out of nowhere came
Alrowan
03-20-2003, 04:07
a monkey named
Lord Of Storms
03-20-2003, 04:32
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/animals/monkeys/bananas_md_wht.gif Zippy...
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 04:50
who slew all the cowards with a single paw.
LittleGrizzly
03-20-2003, 05:08
so grizzly hit him with one mighty stirke and he
Heraclius
03-20-2003, 05:09
then asked grizzly what exactly a stirke was http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif.....
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 05:10
Grizzly replied
Heraclius
03-20-2003, 05:12
"listen u ahole if i want to tell u then ...."
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 05:30
"then what?" zippy replied.
LittleGrizzly
03-20-2003, 05:32
that grizzly hitting him with one might strike is well grizz hitting him so after he hit him grizz then...
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 05:33
was sanctioned by the U.N
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 05:38
Grizzly, knowing the value of U.N sanctions, laughed.
Sigurd
03-20-2003, 07:45
Out of the gloom steps a mighty warrior, his large shield gleams as the reflection of the moon strikes it...
his booming voice declares;
.
.
.
.
I am Captain America
Postino
03-20-2003, 08:18
mithrandir

(grabs captain america for body sheild)
Postino
03-20-2003, 08:20
(from behind captain america)

soly

(checking sig)
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-20-2003, 09:39
Then appears Captain America's arch-nemesis...(adopt booming voice)Captainski Communism
Shahed
03-20-2003, 13:26
and they got married and lived happily ever after
Alrowan
03-20-2003, 14:41
in a trash heap
LittleGrizzly
03-20-2003, 15:26
they had 3 kids meglomanaic insomniac and charlie..
Sigurd
03-20-2003, 16:02
Anyway… two blocks down…
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-20-2003, 16:04
Dennis from Brixton
theKyl
03-20-2003, 16:51
had always been
Ser Clegane
03-20-2003, 16:59
a loony
LittleGrizzly
03-20-2003, 16:59
freinds with insomniac
theKyl
03-20-2003, 17:12
since his kindergarten time
Ser Clegane
03-20-2003, 17:16
together with
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-20-2003, 17:18
Baron von Humpledinck and the ill-tempered ninjas
Sigurd
03-20-2003, 17:33
whose names cannot be mentioned.
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 17:43
(Demon of Light, having waited this time until Postino lost his human shield, shoots Postino)
Lord Of Storms
03-20-2003, 18:34
http://www.geocities.com/bat3193/anim/cartma03.gifAfter dol shoots postino the law shows up...
Stormer
03-20-2003, 20:12
they shoot...
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 20:32
no one. Demon of Light is enforcing the law.
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 20:33
He was even deputized by a King(Sanctaphrax)
Stormer
03-20-2003, 21:26
But someone runs away..
Stormer
03-20-2003, 21:27
demon of light cannot catch them, there too fast. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Demon of Light
03-20-2003, 21:39
Meanwhile, Zippy the chimp
Stormer
03-20-2003, 21:46
eats a big.
Dramicus
03-20-2003, 21:49
Flaming nut which turns him into a super giant flaming chimp
Stormer
03-20-2003, 21:51
which easts http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif .
Dramicus
03-20-2003, 21:53
Stormer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
03-20-2003, 22:17
And dramicus...
Dramicus
03-20-2003, 23:15
Became the pope of spaming....
Lord Of Storms
03-20-2003, 23:18
And got to choose a new avatar...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Beware%20Spam.gif
Lord Of Storms
03-20-2003, 23:20
http://www.jeffpylenz.com/INCREDIMAIL%20VOL.3/NEW%20SMILIES/computer008.gif
Dramicus
03-21-2003, 00:53
which now grants Dramicus the power of...
Heraclius
03-21-2003, 02:45
SUPER SPAM dadadaddadada but there is a catch....
Lord Of Storms
03-21-2003, 03:25
http://smilies.crowd9.com/ups/kamikaze/smiliehero.gifWait it's SmileyMan
71-hour Ahmed
03-21-2003, 03:57
who comes to stop Dramicus's ewvil scheme


(no jokes about ewvil or else, those mentioning my typos are punished by un sanctions)
Alrowan
03-21-2003, 05:24
of religous
Lord Romulous
03-21-2003, 05:57
spamming.

for the forces of justice, liberty and freedom will come down from the high and declare that spamming represents a threat to the
Heraclius
03-21-2003, 07:19
,yup you guessed it, the.....
Sigurd
03-21-2003, 07:38
ehmm… what was it again…
ShinKamiizumi
03-21-2003, 07:43
fizzling
ErikJansen
03-21-2003, 08:04
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 10:09
stewpot that is
Postino
03-21-2003, 10:20
stew with beef and
Demon of Light
03-21-2003, 10:21
beefed up with stew
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 10:35
Until it becomes the ultimate SUPER BEEF which
Demon of Light
03-21-2003, 10:38
stews in its own juices
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 10:43
until it becomes ULTRA BEEF
Postino
03-21-2003, 10:55
yum...i like stew...and i am impervious to bullets.

[watch...MITHRANDIR SOLY ROB JAGUARA]
MonkeyMan
03-21-2003, 10:58
erm spam?
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 11:01
Ultra beef then danced
Brutal DLX
03-21-2003, 13:53
out of the cauldron
Shahed
03-21-2003, 14:52
and into the sink
Alrowan
03-21-2003, 15:18
where he danced with the sponge of
Stormer
03-21-2003, 17:43
chicken
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 18:05
until they tired. Meanwhile
Stormer
03-21-2003, 18:12
cause
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 18:20
and effect
Jacque Schtrapp
03-21-2003, 18:22
brought PETA protestors
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-21-2003, 18:25
out of hiding
Postino
03-21-2003, 19:47
and into
Demon of Light
03-21-2003, 20:02
(Demon of Light shoots Postino anyways)
Demon of Light
03-21-2003, 20:04
the pits of despair.
Dramicus
03-22-2003, 00:25
Dramicus shoots Demon of light for being "non-creative" (stupid http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif ) then sets postino on fire and throws acid on him.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
andy119
03-22-2003, 00:30
situated
LittleGrizzly
03-22-2003, 04:46
somewhere below hell and above hitler
DemonArchangel
03-22-2003, 05:35
supercalafragaexpialidocious
LittleGrizzly
03-22-2003, 05:39
Quote[/b] (DemonArchangel @ Mar. 21 2003,22:35)]supercalafragaexpialidocious
said bush
Stormer
03-22-2003, 11:48
stunned was..
theKyl
03-22-2003, 13:05
the guy that heard
andy119
03-22-2003, 13:08
the
theKyl
03-22-2003, 13:09
overwhelming
theKyl
03-22-2003, 13:40
noise
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-22-2003, 13:50
entering the
Ser Clegane
03-22-2003, 14:50
catacombs of
theKyl
03-22-2003, 14:52
the catacombs of Rome where
DemonArchangel
03-22-2003, 15:06
BURRRPPP http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Stormer
03-22-2003, 15:11
legions of
Ser Clegane
03-22-2003, 15:42
tiny little
Alrowan
03-22-2003, 15:43
spartacus
andy119
03-22-2003, 15:53
slaves
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-22-2003, 18:31
decomposed rapidly
andy119
03-22-2003, 22:38
into the rabble simmilar to saddams own
Postino
03-23-2003, 01:46
anal
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 01:53
bunkers
andy119
03-23-2003, 01:57
filled
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 01:58
with zoogamistic
andy119
03-23-2003, 01:59
wine
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 01:59
that made u
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:01
want to
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:01
take a
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:02
piss
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:03
in the
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:04
mouth
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:05
of a mamophile
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:05
Who likes to touch
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:05
round,
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:06
things like
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:06
fat juicy
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:07
melons
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:08
by melons andy means
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:09
Mellons
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:09
Don't be insolent with me you
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:10
pears
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:10
foo
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:11
dooooo
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:12
i challenge u 2 a duel said the foo to
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:12
the doo and the doo accepted
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:13
shouting back i think u foo gonna lose like
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:14
a real foo
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:14
this offended the foo
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:15
he drew his serpentine
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:16
and loaded it with
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:16
cream cakes
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:17
and fired it apon
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:17
the doo
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:18
who retaliated with
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:18
his demi canon
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:19
loaded with the contents of my latrine
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:20
splat right on
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:21
ttop of the
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:21
head
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:22
belonging to
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:24
Dubya
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:25
buuush
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:27
who was quite intrigued by the smeel so he asked the French
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:28
to lick it off
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:29
but Chirac
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:30
wanted to eat it stewed with onions and garlic and freedom fries
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:31
however he wished to be liberated first
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:32
so
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:33
he asked Dubya to send over some M-1 s
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:35
but they got stuck in traffic
Lord Of Storms
03-23-2003, 02:35
http://www.gifs.net/animate/rocket1.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/rocket1.gif
Knight_Yellow
03-23-2003, 02:36
oh god this thread is like a white hole

instead of sucking things in it spews them out

ur all trapped TRAPPED
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:37
so they blew their way thru, joined by some F-16s and headed for Orly
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:38
on their way they met a man on a bike called francois who likes garlic, wheres a beret and stockings and is camp
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:39
on the corner of a
Lord Of Storms
03-23-2003, 02:39
http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gifhttp://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gif
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:40
corner camping on Kenchi map with 8 serps & 8 lancers
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:41
it was a formiddable force better than the iraqi army
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:42
but only because
Lord Of Storms
03-23-2003, 02:43
http://www.gifs.net/animate/rocpad.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/rocpad.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/rocpad.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/rocpad.gifthese guys showed up...
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:44
they had underground superiority so their planes could fly under the ground and into Sko's kootchen
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:46
gaurded by the republican gaurd otherwise known as
Knight_Yellow
03-23-2003, 02:47
janitors
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:47
the little leperchauns from
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:48
Runlikenevernvereland
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:49
located neer
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:51
knight yellow's
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:52
who never wears his thinking cap but
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:54
wears his under crackers over his trousers
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:54
which makes him attractive to
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:55
homosexual mosquitos, but to make himself more attractive
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:56
to eskimos
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:57
he wears a
Shahed
03-23-2003, 02:57
he wears a red hat on his bottom
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 02:57
thats not a hat its a big
_Martyr_
03-23-2003, 02:59
woolen sock
andy119
03-23-2003, 02:59
made from the
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 03:00
hair of his
_Martyr_
03-23-2003, 03:01
litlle chin chin
Shahed
03-23-2003, 03:01
nostrils
andy119
03-23-2003, 03:03
with plenty of well groomed nostril hair
_Martyr_
03-23-2003, 03:06
that was washed regularly with
Shahed
03-23-2003, 03:13
Guiness
Dramicus
03-23-2003, 04:41
(holy crap you guys are pounding on yellow... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

Then, Yellow decided to make himself more...
Alrowan
03-23-2003, 06:52
retarded
Demon of Light
03-23-2003, 09:37
and unpopular
Rob The Bastard
03-23-2003, 11:13
Yes, we read every word

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif

Changing the subject...

The fairy godmother...
Ser Clegane
03-23-2003, 13:21
had a weird dream of
andy119
03-23-2003, 13:23
cooking head soup ala Krast
Stormer
03-23-2003, 13:23
the big bad wolf
Shahed
03-23-2003, 14:19
Rob & KY

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Joking

The Org could not be the same without KY
We are simply displaying our affection in a public and open manner http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif

hmm where is the heart emoticon gah http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
Shahed
03-23-2003, 14:21
the big bad wolf entered the order of the Wolves
Alrowan
03-23-2003, 14:45
and ordered a wolf
Stormer
03-23-2003, 15:14
to bow to the big bad wolf, the wolf then...
Sigurd
03-23-2003, 15:29
cried wolf the third time
Stormer
03-23-2003, 15:47
and
theKyl
03-23-2003, 15:50
hoooooooooooooooooowwlleeeed
Nowake
03-23-2003, 15:53
... went after the chiefs female partner ...
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-23-2003, 16:29
a wolfette, if you will,
andy119
03-23-2003, 17:58
but she was ugly so he kicked her out of
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:23
his private wolf den
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:28
and into skos
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:29
hairy
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:30
bed
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:31
that smells like
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:33
wmy latrine on a cold
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:33
iceberg http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:35
that was crashed into by sko in his
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:35
bouyant pimp mobile