My first post...

[Scoony J. Delvio]

Hello everybody, I'm Scooney J. Delvio it may sound like a great mobster name, but trust me, I'm a straight mobster er... no mobster at all...

I 'm very welcome to be welcomed into your band of swell people. My best friend TK has told me lots of wonderful things about all of the goofy uh... I mean intellectual conversations that go on in here. But I must admit before I go any further, that I have never played any of the TW series. I am not poor, but I believe if you can afford both a computer and a console I think you should play what God intended you to play on. For all you atheletes, look it up, it's in the rule book. Now I'm gonna tell you what I look like, I'm 6'1', I have long black hair, and I was genetically engineered from the DNA of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz(I have her eyes, I'm so pretty). As you can probably tell, I'm gorgeous. TK makes fun of me for collecting stalkers, of which I have many. Some are hot, some are not, but I believe in a strong stalker-stalkee relationship. I would also like to say Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow.

P.S., I have a huge thumb...see? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif


Peace out, Scooney J.

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[Teutonic Knight]

let's get this joker out of the Entrance Hall and into the Tavern where he belongs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

Seriously, I've known Scooney since forever and I can vouch for his insanity... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-glasses2.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

You like collecting stalkers, eh? That makes a change...normally the people I follow complain, and so I have to ki...I mean, welcome to the .Org

[Teutonic Knight]

you won't get me, my location is still confidential, see?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ May 12 2004,20:10)]you won't get me, my location is still confidential, see?
*begins IP trace*

[octavian]

w00t a freak yay http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-clown.gif is it gonna join our clan TK? i always wanted a pet freak http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Monk]

Welcome to the .org Scoony, looks like you've already made friends. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Scoony J. Delvio]

Unless Octavian is short for Octavian, I'll have to pass. Lassoo Michael Jordan, because if you come within two feet of my hot chocolate and huge mug, I'll bust up laughing...

Have nice day you nice friendly people
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P.S.: I like people, I'd would never join a clan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-rifle.gif

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[Scoony J. Delvio]

Quote[/b] (Monk @ May 12 2004,14:39)]Welcome to the .org Scoony, looks like you've already made friends. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
thanks for your welcome, I love your show on USA network, but you need to get over that whole germaphobe thing, eventually you're going to have to stick your hand in some drug-dealer's toilet to get evidence, and it's gonna be nasty.

I have absolutely no political opinion, so obviously I'll be spending most of my time in women of solypsist, ogling and avoiding my stalkers are two of my favorite pastimes...

BTW Octavian, I was kidding m8 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[octavian]

too late scoony, i've already got my ticket booked for florida, my beretta is loaded, too bad m8, too bad. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-rifle.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Scoony J. Delvio]

I'll meet you on the field of honor

Here's the deal:
I win, you dance around like a smelly ape man for my entertainment.

You win, and I shoot you when we go to shake hands.

After all, I am an assasin/ninja, and you're just a singer in a rock and roll band http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

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[garion]

That's what I like about these boards, everyone is so friendly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Scoony J. Delvio]

TK told me that octavian was a conservative, I'm disappointed that a conservative would treat a guest so rudewly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

note octavian, that if you ever try to get paint with me again, the sidewalk will have a fresh coat courtesy of my paint brush. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

and another breif note to all other members, if you're my friend I'll protect you a storm of '(insert letter here)' words, and if you're my enemy, you'll eat the same cake as what's-his-face.

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[JAG]

er Welcome I think http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Scoony J. Delvio]

I want to formally apologize for having offended anyone and I might have come on a bit too strong. However, this is only a taste of what will come when you unleash me on the Tavern http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I'm a Reneissance man, and a gentleman and I would never intentionally offend any minority, however if some needle-nosed dipstick (is that a better word) propositions me, my sword shall fall sharply on his neck...

TK has told me lots of good things about this forum, and I hope to add many more official reprimands to my resume. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif



also, if anyone's interested, I'm also a merchandise relocation engineer (theif) you know, Diamonds, paintings, priceless artifacts, you name it, I've illegally obtained it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Gregoshi]

Hi Scoony. I'd welcome you but you seem to have taken care of that yourself. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

Joking or not, I'm going to have to ask you to tone it down a bit, especially in the area of colourful language. You may want to review the forum rules again - a handy dandy link is provided near the top of every page.


Quote[/b] ]and another breif note to all other members, if you're my friend I'll protect you a storm of 'F' words, and if you're my enemy, you'll meet the same fate as what's-his-face.

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Our discussions on these forums are expected to remain civil if not always friendly. The only enemies you will find here are those you make. There is also a bit in the forum rules about threats. Even if you are having some fun (which I think you are), you are new here and we know nothing about you. You also need to understand that there are a mixture of people from across the globe and from different cultures who may misinterpret the intent of your joking.

Now, having said that. Enjoy your stay with us.

PS. Thanks for the apology. BTW, we mods hate to do the official reprimand thingy, so as a favour to us, I ask that you behave yourself. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif

[Scoony J. Delvio]

Thanks Gregoshi, I appreciate your interest in introducing me to the forum in general. As everyone gets to know me, they will find that an intelligent and capable individual. If any of you require an assasin's blade, gun, or fork, I am for hire at cheap affordable prices (does not imply any other type of services)

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Scoony J. Delvio @ May 12 2004,16:12)]courtesy of my 12-gauge
thats chicken shot bucko this is what i use on creeps like you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif killer (http://209.25.145.21/images/2-1-8.jpg) oops, wrong link, i mean this (http://www.rpa-eng.com/quadlite%20rifle.jpg) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 12 2004,15:04)]and so I have to ki...I mean
admit it BKS, you were going to say kiss http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-gorgeous.gif

[ichi]

Welcome to the Org Scoony

You might want to go over to totalwars.net and look in the Warzone for a guy named Monsta. You and he should get along fabulously

ichi

[Togakure]

It's assassin, not assasin. You might want to correct your profile too, you spelled it wrong there as well. So where exactly in Florida are you from, m8? Assassin? Ninja??

MODS: Check the first few posts in this thread, and get rid of the prejudicial language. I don't care if it was meant as a joke or not, it's OFFENSIVE.

On second thought, don't bother. And before you chastise me MODS, don't waste your breath. I'm retiring from TW online, thanks to people like this, and a crapload of other things. But no worries, lost one, gained one.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif C YA.

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[Togakure]

One last comment:

Have any of you had a great friend who happened to be gay BEATEN TO DEATH by gay-haters? Think about that the next time you use the term gay to describe a thing--even in jest. Think about how it might impact someone who has lost a great friend in this manner ... .

[Gregoshi]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ May 12 2004,16:35)]Even if you are having some fun (which I think you are), you are new here and we know nothing about you. You also need to understand that there are a mixture of people from across the globe and from different cultures who may misinterpret the intent of your joking.
We can also add different experiences to the list. For example, see posts above.

If you are speaking of a personal experience, you have my sympathies Togakure.

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