It is a nasty job

[Fragony]

Ok this made my day. A docter in germany had a visit from a strongly religious couple, that had the complaint that they couldn't get any children. So the docter did some tests, and they were both ready to go. When he asked how many times a week they had sex, they looked eachother in the eyes...say what? They had NO IDEA what the good docter was talking about Is this priceless or what?

[solypsist]

whoa. i didn't think there were still parts of europe that provincial

[Finn]

lol, what they just expected the stork to drop it off on their backdoor?

[Lechev]

No pain no gain http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Beirut]

Doctor's advice : practice - practice - practice.

[Lord Ovaat]

Always remember the bumber sticker that says, Stupid people shouldn't breed. Would you seriously WANT them to have children? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Idaho]

Quote[/b] (Fragony @ May 18 2004,02:34)]Ok this made my day. A docter in germany had a visit from a strongly religious couple, that had the complaint that they couldn't get any children. So the docter did some tests, and they were both ready to go. When he asked how many times a week they had sex, they looked eachother in the eyes...say what? They had NO IDEA what the good docter was talking about Is this priceless or what?
He should have told them just to pray every night - in 50 years time they would have died and won a solid gold Darwin award for lifelong achievement.

[son of spam]

lol this is hilarious. They should have joined the shakers or something. Probably would have been happier then. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[JAG]

HA Can't believe that, this for real? I been laughing for 5 mins now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Oaty]

I woulda done better than that I would have showed the man how the job's done http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Lord Ovaat]

Quote[/b] ]I woulda done better than that I would have showed the man how the job's done

Sight unseen? Ever think maybe the guys KNOWS what to do, but just doesn't WANT to? Once you hit age thirty, you realize all women don't look like the pics in Soly's thread. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Vlad The Impaler]

LOL
smthin similar happend in Romania. one couple go to doctor and they complaining about the lack of pregnancy. the go to analysis and the doctor discovered that the woman is virgin. so he ask about sex . they use the wrong hole http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dizzy2.gif
anal sex and oral sex only http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Shahed]

Sodomy, the man is talking about sodomy it's a sin

May the mods look down upon thee forever

You have irreversibly damaged my moral and religious convictions Someone call the Minister of Vice and Virtue. Ohhh the horroric sinful nature of your post is undescribable

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[Fragony]

I wonder, they had been married for 8 years and knew nothing about sex. This sex thing must be ODD for them, they know eachother for years, and it is impossible that it is more then a friendship at this point, how awkward it must be doing the deed They will either view it as punnishment (sooooooooo you want a kid whispers SATAN) or their life will open up (welcome SATAN). The Hungarian ones at LEAST had the logic that a opening is not for nothing when thou art blessed with a baguette because god created everything with a reason, they just picked the wrong one.

[frogbeastegg]

I wonder how they managed to escape the um, educating influence of the assorted media and sex sells billboard adverts etc.

Is this the final proof that without sex education humanity would die out? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-anxious.gif

[octavian]

some people............. if it is true, thats just freaky http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

*shivers*

[Kaatar]

What religion were they?

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (Kaatar @ May 19 2004,22:17)]What religion were they?
The anal sex couple (the man at least) must have been Catholic...

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[son of spam]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ May 19 2004,18:15)]
Quote[/b] (Kaatar @ May 19 2004,22:17)]What religion were they?
The anal sex couple (the man at least) must have been Catholic...

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Well...at least it's the natural form of birth control http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Kaiser of Arabia]

HEY
No catholic jokes or anything, or I'll have Fat Tony take care of you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
j/k.
Carry on,
-Capo

[dessa14]

they would have to be catholics.
the protestants don't care enough to be that fundamental.
thanks, dessa
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