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[zelda12]

I'm new here so I've done this to say hello so here goes.
Hello all people out there.
Well I say people but after reading some of the posts i'm inclined to belive things is more appropriate. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[zelda12]

Ohhh I'm all alone,
There's no one here beside me.
But you gotta have friends.

Do be do be do be do be do ba do.

Hello out there.


Now body want's to talk to me. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
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Just have to amuse myself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-juggle.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-book2.gif Anyone there yet, nope, guess I'll just get back to reading http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-book2.gif

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What. did any one say anything. Nope.

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[Xiphias]

We're all too busy playing MTW. :P

Anyway, welcome to the org.

[ThijsP]

Hello http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[YAKOBU]

Hi Zelda12 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[zelda12]

Hello. The welcome is so overwhelming. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif




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Hy out there http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

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Sorry, just talking to my other personalities. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

hello zelda http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[zelda12]

Yayyyyyy a friend. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[Accounting Troll]

Glad to have you here.

PS I'm more of a mythological monster than a human, only instead of eating my victims I audit them. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[zelda12]

An accountant your the people that make sure all the money goes bye bye. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

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My other personalities have agreed that trolls are a noble race, but accountants are scary. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[-Amon-]

welcome to ORG zelda12 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[zelda12]

I want to use the arms.

No you cant james I'm using them.

well I think you are a piece of

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Finally managed to get back control of my arms and hands http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Divine Wind]

Welcome welcome. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-balloon.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[zelda12]

By the way how long did it take for you to get out of the juniors e.g how long and how many posts.

[Accounting Troll]

It happens automatically once the moderators have had a chance to see that you aren't a jerk (dunno how I slipped through the net). Every week or so they sit down and decide who has shown that they are capable of having a civilised discussion without flaming people for making a typo or holding a different opinion.

PS, I think that goes for all your many personalities, even the alien one http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-alien.gif

[zelda12]

Thanks the alien isn't that bad as long as you dont mention the words ass and probe in the same sentence.
He really pissed of some of his friends http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[zelda12]

By the way I'm trying to see if i can get up to 100 posts in 5 days. I joined on the 21st so I'm a quarter of the way there as I type. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Accounting Troll]

I've often wondered why aliens do that. I mean, what do they expect to find out?

And why do they always abduct people who are paranoid, drunks, or known to be practical jokers?

[zelda12]

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He says that the reason is deeply secret something relidgeous much like the spanish inquisition.

The reason they abduct drunks paranoids and people like myself is because the taste better suppossdely. But that customs doesn't like the transportation of live animals without a permit. So most of them get sent back. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Accounting Troll]

Well, I think the aliens are welcome to every member of the Houses of Parliament and any TV executive who thinks that we want to see more reality TV shows

How many other personalities do you have? Does it get a bit crowded when they all start talking at once?

[zelda12]

I have 10 personalities
James is the most annoying.
Ben is the Dominant one who generally has controll.
Then theres zleeb don't know where I picked him up.
Sam is the very sarcastic one who generally pisses everyone off
Joe is the paranoid one he hides quite a lot of the time and wheres a tin foil hat but won't tell the rest of us why cause he thinks were buged.
Then theres jenkins who everyone try's to keep down because he can get rather violent. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

Yes it does get rather noisy because we all have loudspeekers and don't mind using them. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Accounting Troll]

No wonder you're on 29 posts and rising Nine personalities wanting to greet us. As long as http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-elvis.gif Elvis isn't among them

Tell Joe that there isn't anything to worry about here. Apart from the person hiding behind him.

[Colovion]

I'm new as well - I just don't warrant a welcome thread. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[zelda12]

Do one any way

What person http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Accounting Troll]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif Don't worry, I'll still welcome you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[katank]

welcome everyone that's new here http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[zelda12]

You only joined 3 or four months ago and your past one thousand how long did it take you to get to 100 check I'm going for the record for the reason. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[ah_dut]

hello http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif and welcome to the org http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Divine Wind]

Oh a young and upcoming spammer

Your amoung good friends here zelda http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[zelda12]

I don't spam I create magic.
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Any way what doyou mean by spammer.

Forgive my ignorance. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif

[Colovion]

How many forums have to joined?

Spamming is almost one in the same to flooding and posting dribble that really doesn't need to be there - basically just for the sake of posting. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[zelda12]

not very many.

Anywho so thats what it is well I guess some of my posts were spams.

Oh well. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Gregoshi]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif Hello zelda. Welcome to the Org.

I have one favour to ask. Your goal is 100 posts in 5 days. We moderators have got to read those 100 posts plus a lot more. We have to read all these posts so we can evaluate new patrons for promotion. That is hard to do when we've got to search for them through lots of SPAM. Please make some of your posts are worthwhile to read, i.e., ease up on the SPAM. Second thing to note is that your post count has nothing to do with getting promoted. In fact, spamming can delay the process. We want to see what you have to say and how you say it. SPAM just obscures the important posts. I'm sure the other patrons don't want to wade through an ocean of pointless posts.

A little spamming never hurt anyone, but don't get carried away with it. Now, you and your other personalities have a nice day.