Bachus Fukushima to be new Scapegoat

[Dionysus9]

ALL ABUSIVE PLAYERS PLEASE HEAR THIS:

The player Bachus Fukushima hereby offers to accept any and all ridicule you can dish out. If you are feeling frustrated about your small genitalia, and you want to take it out on Shogun players PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER THE OTHER PLAYERS-- TAKE IT OUT ON BACHUS FUKUSHIMA.

He will not complain or even report you to the Shogun community. He will accept any and all abusive phrases, derogatory terms, and harrassing language that you care to direct at the Shogun community. Please direct all such comments and or ridicule at Bachus Fukushima (privately, please).

This service is intended to reduce the frustration that many wholesome players are feeling at the level of unwholesome ridicule occuring in the lobby/foyer. So please, sent your nasty comments directly to Bachus in the privat chat window. Since Bachus is nowhere near a wholesome character, he will be happy to accept this abuse.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Signed,

Bachus Fukushima,
Oracle of Dionysus and Decorated Knight of the Illuminated Seers of Bavaria

Please Note: Bachus will not accept any monetary compensation for this service, but asks only that you contribute to the coffers of Dionysus if you feel you have benefited from this service.



[This message has been edited by Dionysus9 (edited 06-13-2002).]

[Vanya]

I am impressed! Seems Bacchus-sama has been taking a few too many swigs from his own flagons! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif

[Dionysus9]

Although the Lord of Wine has imbued Bachus with super-human abilities to consume alcohol in massive amounts, it is true that Bachus will sometimes consume too much.

I assure you that I was not intoxicated when I made this offer, and thus I did have the requisite mental intent to form a binding legal offer.

[Krasturak]

Gah! Bachus! Gah!

*insults Bachus*

*teases Bachus*

*ridicules Bachus*

Huh? Krast not feeling any better.

Is Krast doing it wrong?

[Dionysus9]

I think you are making 2 mistakes Krast:

1) You are not really frustrated with the inadequacy of your genitalia;

2) You aren't really directing any unwholesomeness my way.

Perhaps you should try a little harder?

[Krasturak]

Hmmmmmmmm....

Maybe Krast can take frustration classes, and then he'll be ready to behave like a spoiled child.

[FasT]

LOL Bachus cant even read! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

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[Papewaio]

Quote Originally posted by Krasturak:
Hmmmmmmmm....

Maybe Krast can take frustration classes, and then he'll be ready to behave like a spoiled child.[/QUOTE]

Well to get the small genetalia you could chop off a different head at which point you may indeed get a feeling of immense frustration and the ability to curse at other patrons as if it is their fault that you did a do it yourself bobbit.

[LittleGrizzly]

yay get rid of frustation and insult bachus @ same time

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

[RageOmen]

You can take all your anger out on me if you really want ill do exactly the same as this new scape goat, and my secret to doing all this is very simple.

ILL BLOCK U

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif Omen

[Dionysus9]

I would like to clarify that if you choose to abuse me with unkind words and phrases, I will not #ignore you. Fear not, your harrangue will be delivered to my waiting ears (or eyes as the case may be).


If only the server was up, I could start accepting abuse immediately.

Well, until then...

[Krasturak]

Gah!

Obviously the server has benn down for days because of the huge volume of traffic destined for Bachus.

Every ugly, annoying, unpleasant, insulting, agressive, vague, nasty or otherwise undesirable message in the entire world is trying to get at Bachus through the WE server.

So, no wonder the server is down.

And we have only Bachus to blame.

Gah!

[Dionysus9]

Gah!

If I really thought it would help the server, I would revoke the public license to verbally abuse Bachus Fukushima, and I would invoke the wrath of Dionysus on any who dared to defame me.

But, Krast -- a lass

I will continue to encourage my own ridicule for the Oracle has foreseen....

The problem is not that the string between the '2 tin cans' has snapped due to the pressure of the masses of players, as Harry suggests. The real reason the server is down is EA is saving money on electricity.

They've already saved a lot of money by cutting support and staff-- In fact, anymore, Harry is the only guy at EA that has anything to do with Shogun.

As you can imagine, it is a big responsibility for one guy.

They keep him in a broom closet, which is better than getting canned like everyone else. No lights for Harry (its much cheaper that way) he has to work in the dark...except the glow from his monitor.
But since, as you already know, EA elects to turn off Harry's CPU on the weekends to save electricity-- poor Harry just stares at the (dark) wall.

This started along time ago when the EA guys decided that instead of having Haryy complete the 'multiplayer campaign', they would save a couple of bucks on the electric bill.

In short, Harry can't even see the strings, let alone the tin cans.

Harry just hasn't realized that the server is unplugged. But then again, its pitch-black and cramped in there (they still store the brooms there of course), and the guys up top have decided they can save on electricity on Monday's too.

So, as you can see, the abuse of Bachus must continue for now everyone has great cause to be as frustrated as poor Mr. Harry.

If (and when) the server resumes operation, I want to see some really good taunts and insults directed at Bachus Fukyushima (in private chat window of course)

...the latest showing has been distinctly lacking in unwholesomeness.

Perhaps casting derisions on my loved ones would relieve some of your frustrations?

Or maybe you guys are just sissy's?

And EA, turn on the damn lights and give Harry a computer for godsake. Aren't you supposed to be a "big player" in the game industry? Well, G, you lookin' like the water-boy. Laaaaagggiiin'.

Maybe I can even get the EA guys to turn the power on so they can have Harry flame me.

wooohooo

[LittleGrizzly]

bach im storing up all my tension till that server comes up .......... then ill insult ur loved ones make comments about sexaul interactions with animals + plenty of other great insults ..... till then

u fat son of a bit.....