RTW Fantasy units

[kataphraktoi]

What kind of unique units would u place in RTW if you decided to throw in the towel and say

"I don't give a damn about historical accuracy, 'accuracy is arbitary' I will take modding destiny into my own hands mad make fantastic units"

My top 10

1) Flaming elephants

2) Flaming screaming women

3) Flaming Cataphracts

4) Pink legions (imitation silver imitation legionaries)

5) Transformers - Optimus Prime

6) Flaming chariots

7) Ferrari Chariots with scyths

8) Gay forest barbarian chosen axemen

9) Exploding frogs

10) Civilian - no weapons, no attack bonus, no defence bonus, no nothing... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-toff.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-clown.gif

[dessa14]

definatly exploding frogs.
what else could we have.
thanks, dessa

[Rosacrux]

GAH Me likes This is my beloved thread GAH Me writes units. Me wants cooooooooooool units GAH http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif


well, actually you should name this "Suggestions to the CA Frankenstein Workshop of the Freaks" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I have written hundreds of cool fantasy units CA could use (or modders could create... allthough, no modder can contest the sheer amount of stup... err... creativity of the CA folks) so I'll spare you the gruesome details descriptions http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

10.- Obelix Menir-eer

9.- Xena, Homo Princess

8.- W****g Barbarians

7.- Rabid Idefixes

6.- Homo Neanderthalis

5.- Pharaonic SS Sturmtruppen

4.- Pharaohs own Panther Panzer

3.- Flying Pink(o Commie) Elephants

2.- GAHing Vanyas

1.- Schishkebab Yaurtlu Lamb Commandos

[RisingSun]

The current Egyptian faction. But for the others I'd throw in-

The Black Watch for the Britons
Leonardo da Vinci's proto-tank for the Italians (Not Romans, Italians. After all, Romans are historic, and therefore not cool.)
Gauls- Surrendering Warband http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Germanians- Teutonic Knights with laser beams
Spain- Nationalist fanatics
Middle Eastern Factions- Modified modern Abrams tanks
Eastern Factions- Lend-lease warriors from the US

Another one for the Britons is the historic HMS Hood, complete with all three survivors.

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[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Me. with my god-like prowess, an accurate representation would be able to destroy any army.

[ShadeHonestus]

Anybody ever seen Hellraiser?

I would want featherless pinhead chickens riding rabid dairy cows.

oh, and giant marmits...with penguin handlers


And perhaps really large women in barrels, to be rolled downhill and bust up formations.

[dessa14]

Giant TURTLES
go the turtle
as well as a GIANT ECHIDNA
thanks, dessa

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (kataphraktoi @ June 10 2004,03:44)]What kind of unique units would u place in RTW if you decided to throw in the towel and say

"I don't give a damn about historical accuracy, 'accuracy is arbitary' I will take modding destiny into my own hands mad make fantastic units"

My top 10

1) Flaming elephants

2) Flaming screaming women

3) Flaming Cataphracts

4) Pink legions (imitation silver imitation legionaries)

5) Transformers - Optimus Prime

6) Flaming chariots

7) Ferrari Chariots with scyths

8) Gay forest barbarian chosen axemen

9) Exploding frogs

10) Civilian - no weapons, no attack bonus, no defence bonus, no nothing... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-toff.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-clown.gif
Exploding frogs, of course...

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,03:59)]GAH Me likes This is my beloved thread GAH Me writes units. Me wants cooooooooooool units GAH http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif


well, actually you should name this "Suggestions to the CA Frankenstein Workshop of the Freaks" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I have written hundreds of cool fantasy units CA could use (or modders could create... allthough, no modder can contest the sheer amount of stup... err... creativity of the CA folks) so I'll spare you the gruesome details descriptions http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

10.- Obelix Menir-eer

9.- Xena, Homo Princess

8.- W****g Barbarians

7.- Rabid Idefixes

6.- Homo Neanderthalis

5.- Pharaonic SS Sturmtruppen

4.- Pharaohs own Panther Panzer

3.- Flying Pink(o Commie) Elephants

2.- GAHing Vanyas

1.- Schishkebab Yaurtlu Lamb Commandos
ROTFLMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-oops.gif Why am I laughing with our sad ahistorical situation? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wall.gif

BTW, what did Catiline edited in your post? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-thinking.gif

[Rosacrux]

Quote[/b] (Aymar de Bois Mauri @ June 11 2004,08:21)]
Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,03:59)]GAH Me likes This is my beloved thread GAH Me writes units. Me wants cooooooooooool units GAH http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif


well, actually you should name this "Suggestions to the CA Frankenstein Workshop of the Freaks" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I have written hundreds of cool fantasy units CA could use (or modders could create... allthough, no modder can contest the sheer amount of stup... err... creativity of the CA folks) so I'll spare you the gruesome details descriptions http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

10.- Obelix Menir-eer

9.- Xena, Homo Princess

8.- W****g Barbarians

7.- Rabid Idefixes

6.- Homo Neanderthalis

5.- Pharaonic SS Sturmtruppen

4.- Pharaohs own Panther Panzer

3.- Flying Pink(o Commie) Elephants

2.- GAHing Vanyas

1.- Schishkebab Yaurtlu Lamb Commandos
ROTFLMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-laugh4.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-oops.gif Why am I laughing with our sad ahistorical situation? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wall.gif

BTW, what did Catiline edited in your post? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-thinking.gif
#8... had a bad word in it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Lauch freely, mon amis, they can bend us but never break us http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[shingenmitch2]

Um ....

Randy gay gnomes (hehe they're flamers)

Smurfs

to balance out the smurfs: Gargamel and Azrael

Mothra

The tiny twins that sing to mothra

Janet Jackson's rythm nation storm troopers

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 11 2004,08:26)]Lauch freely, mon amis, they can bend us but never break us http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
You got that right... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-thumbsup.gif

[ah_dut]

I got 1 Jedi Knights http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

Quote[/b] (shingenmitch2 @ June 11 2004,09:32)]...

Smurfs

to balance out the smurfs: Gargamel and Azrael

...

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

Smurfs are for real

*wave small blue fist*

*throw naphta mushroom*

*wave small blue fist*

And no Gargamel or Azrael allowed on those boards Smurf are nice blue and cute, they don't need to be balanced

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Louis,

[lonewolf371]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Super Bird

A Walking Sistine Chapel

Frostie the Snowman

Boring TotalWar.org History Fanatics

Crazy CA Frankenstein Workshop of Horrors Employees

My Little Brother

Flaming Water Elementals

Ents

Robo Cop

[TigerVX]

Is this just a rant about the fantasy units of RTW? In other words, isn't this just spam?

[Mablung]

Fire Ants (breathe lots of fire)
RRA (Road Ragers Anonymous http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif)
Clown Paratroopers (pants act as parachutes)
Pyromaniacs (I'm a leader of a squad http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
Ghetto Homies (what devilry? what is that sounds?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif)
Oh yeah, a David Beckham-like unit that will fall over if someone even starts to look near it

[crazyviking03]

Hmmmm....

Royal bodygaurd or General's unit would have to be a Tiger Tank.

I would want legions of those Wheelers from Return to Oz (those freaky monkeys on wheels)

Flaming Imperial Stormtroopers

GODZILLA

The 101st Airborne Division

killer tomatoes

And last but not least, UNLOCKABLE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS

(my general can scream MORTAL KOMBAT in the beginning of battle, then slams his tank hatch closed and sends forth the monkeys)

[Leet Eriksson]

I would like to see the following:

Fantasy units:

Orcish Warbands

Dwarven Engineers

Elven Rangers

Human Knights

Undead Skeletons

Units that should not be in RTW timeframe but i added them anyways:

Briton SAS Commandos

German Waffen SS

Mongol Heavy Cavalry/Light Cavalry

Samurai

Warrior Monks

New Kingdom Egypt Chariots(oh wait they are in)

F-15 strike Fighters

F-22 Raptor(F-15 upgrade)

Mummies

Mythological Units:

Chimera

Basilisk

Cyclops

Son of Osiris Demi-God

Nemean Lion

Pegasus Cavalry

Red Dragons

Secret units:

Commander Keen

Agent Blascowiz(the guy from wolfenstien,effective counter to waffen ss units)

The guy from Doom

Gordon Freeman

Darth Vader

Super Star Destroyers

Death Star

X-wings(effective counter to death stars&SSD)


that would make for a fun RTW experience.

[rasoforos]

I dont need to throw the towel and say ' i dont give a shit about historical accuracy' , CA seems to have allready done this for me

[Lazul]

How about the Joms Vikings... kinda fantasy like... and they can all wield Huge Dubble-sided Axes and have huge hornes on their helmets.

Godlike attack, demi-godlike defence and fundametalistic moral http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasaryes.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

my number one


FLAMING ME lol

[frogbeastegg]

Quote[/b] (kataphraktoi @ June 10 2004,09:44)]9) Exploding frogs
Yay Frog beasts http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/geishagrin.gif RTW should have exploding frogs, aka frog beasts, how else can we taker on the armoured turtles with machine guns and artillery cannons strapped to their shells?

Smurfs are good too, they can throw snowballs and build snowmen, their main function will be to look cute http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/geishatongue.gif

[kataphraktoi]

Y'know frogbeast, u remind me of a friend from high school...he was into anything amphibious, his nickname was Froggo...

I once bought him a nice postcard of a Frog when i was in Melbourne playing Volleyball...

Ain't I just Amphibophilic...?

Suicide Bomber Lemmings

Why waste Lemmings on the Atlantic Ocean?

We use them against Hannibal and his tricksy Elephants...