RTW DEMOGRAPHICS

[kataphraktoi]

What kind of RTW person are you???

And explain why.....................

[dessa14]

GO TO H*LL KATA
INSULT ME BLOODY BASTARD
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
only jking
thanks, dessa

[Rosacrux]

Why is the option "I am a GOD" missing from the poll? Demi God? Not good enough for me...

...and where the heck is the mandatory GAH option?

P.S. Kataphraktoi, slow day at work/school/home? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[PSYCHO]

Well, nothing was really quite right so I chose "Very fit, handsome, tall, have girlfriend".

... though you will need to replace 'Very fit' with 'Not really all that fit', 'handsome' with 'not really that good looking' and 'girlfriend' with 'not that much fun / wife' http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

...O oh ..I hear footsteps.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif

[kataphraktoi]

yeap........slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww day. so please humour me. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shogunshame.gif

[Nomad]

Been wondering the same thing,
Think I'm a fat nerd on the inside. But a Fit, thin, handsome, and be-girlfriended dude on the outside. Please keep my secret, well ermmm.....secret.
Otherwise my kewl mates will stop speaking to me.
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

p.s Sounds a bit presumptious and arrogant saying I'm handsome, Think that question should go to my Girly, but she'll think I'm a nerd if I involve her in this.

[Dead Moroz]

Demi-god Bwhahahaha http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-devilish.gif What? Explain? You don't believe me?

The real line that can describe me would be "I paint miniatures, have girlfriends, and still fat". http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Rosacrux]

I have a cousin who paints miniatures, is fat and never laid hands on a girl (not to mention anything else...) does he count? He never owned a computer, though... not even a console. Never played a computer game either.

Oh, I don't care. I am a GOD A Greek one, too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Dead Moroz]

Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,15:18)]Oh, I don't care. I am a GOD A Greek one, too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Dionysus? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif

[Kraxis]

Since I'm not VERY fit and not THAT tall, I had to go with love everything. I'm pretty normal I guess... Oh and by the way I have a GF.

[The_Emperor]

Quote[/b] ]I love strategy, love books, love girls, and thin

Yeah that about sums me up... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasaryes.gif

[Rosacrux]

Quote[/b] (Dead Moroz @ June 10 2004,06:25)]
Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,15:18)]Oh, I don't care. I am a GOD A Greek one, too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Dionysus? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif
Not really... I am that guy who's warlike and married to a gorgeous woman... uh, right Ares http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif


P.S. Dionysus is my favorite ancient deity, along with Pan, but don't tell my spouse, she thinks I've given up the traits of those two gods http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

i HAD a GF now i gotta get a new one

[Leet Eriksson]

I am a Demi-GodAll of you will obey meWether you like it or not

Well of course,not all of you,the Greater Gods(*cough*moderators*cough*)are of course excluded.

[Spino]

Quote[/b] ]Kataphraktoi is making fun of me, I hate him

Uh, I thought Kataphraktoi was a woman?? What's with the chick avatar??? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stunned.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[Aymar de Bois Mauri]

Quote[/b] (Rosacrux @ June 10 2004,04:05)]Why is the option "I am a GOD" missing from the poll? Demi God? Not good enough for me...
I agree. Only that unexisting profile really suits me. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-sunny.gif It's quite a lapse... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-no.gif

[RisingSun]

I am the tall fit football player. BOW BEFORE ME

[Steppe Merc]

You forgot skinny, have long hair, have no girlfriend, digs music, reads, and digs history. Of course, I understand that the options need to be limited... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 10 2004,12:59)]
Quote[/b] ]I love strategy, love books, love girls, and thin

Yeah that about sums me up... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ceasaryes.gif
Me too. The girls don't reciprocate though. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

[Ellesthyan]

Steppe Merc has the missing option for all those gods out there http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[SwordsMaster]

Very handsome, fit, tall, rugby player, no grlfriend at the mo.

[biguth dickuth]

I HATE gyms but i love sports so i am not fat.
I'm not tall either but neither am i short. Average i would say.
Handsome is not what you would say but my till-recently-girlfriend thinks i'm fine.

I love books and i love history and...girls...girls...i love them, i need them, i gotta be near them...

It seems i have the same favourite gods as Rosacrux (Pan and Dionysos) but unlike him, i can express my traits resembling those of these two guys freely... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif (care for some "weed"...or would you rather have a drink? Just wait till i get my flute playing...)

But i don't worry for not being able to be Pan as i still am a DEMI-GOD


PS: Diagnosis: early stages of megalomaniac dissorder

[Vanya]

GAH

Vanya annointed Himself God long time ago. The lack of this option confuses Vanya, and leads Him to believe this poll was intended to amuse the mindless mortal pigdogs that roam the Oith squeeling...

Well... Vanya does enjoy a good pork chop every now and then. So its not a BAD thing per se...

GAH

[kataphraktoi]

Quote[/b] ]Uh, I thought Kataphraktoi was a woman?? What's with the chick avatar???

Nah, Kata is genuine male.

He thinks the chic avatar was ok enuff to use...Kat is no gender-bender..

[ah_dut]

Kataphraktoi, i'm single 13 and a history boff so where do you think I go? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif the second last option

[Sir Robin]

Why isn't there a "Married with Children and Computer is still bestest friend."

I am the computer geek version of Al Bundy.

[Lazul]

Im fit, look good, dont have a girl (this hour... ha-ha-ha ) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

love history, politics and wish I really was a "demi-god"... cus then, i would really &%¤(/ the system. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif