Worst Attempt

[dessa14]

grade 9 got laughed at.
thanks, dessa

[kataphraktoi]

Stupid girl. Doesn't know what kind of Strategy gamer is before her.

I say we get a picture of her and mod her face onto one of them dogs of war in RTW.

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[dessa14]

too bad im the worst at playing strategy games.
cause i play too much tennis.
thanks, dessa

[BDC]

I spent two years bugging some girl from my art class. She is a praticing Christian (never a good sign here) and, as far as I can work out, has no sense of humour.

Two bloody years and I only got her to blush ONCE.

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[Sigurd]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 10 2004,13:00)]I spent two years bugging some girl from my art class. She is a praticing Christian (never a good sign here) and, as far as I can work out, has no sense of humour.

Two bloody years and I only got her to blush ONCE.

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Was it when it was your turn to stand model? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[scooter_the_shooter]

see girls are evil when i dumped mine she went spreading untrue things about me http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

[chunkynut]

Best and Worst method is get roaring drunk* before any constuctive discussion about your future the female half.

Positive side is that you wont remember a failure enough to be embrassed by it you have a bucket load of confidence when drunk. Bad side is that you are roaring drunk and liable to say anything.

*This advice is here only as an example and is enacted only under the supervision of health and safety professionals. Chunkynut accepts no responsability whatsoever for a failed attempt to sway the favour of any male or female or through any injuries sustained.

[Cebei]

Quote[/b] ]*This advice is here only as an example and is enacted only under the supervision of health and safety professionals. Chunkynut accepts no responsability whatsoever for a failed attempt to sway the favour of any male or female or through any injuries sustained.

Damit too late, I will sue you Bwaaaaaa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif

[ah_dut]

me worst attempt? every time, http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif i can get girl's numbers but any more no? i'm 13 by the way

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (Sigurd Fafnesbane @ June 10 2004,13:01)]
Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 10 2004,13:00)]I spent two years bugging some girl from my art class. She is a praticing Christian (never a good sign here) and, as far as I can work out, has no sense of humour.

Two bloody years and I only got her to blush ONCE.

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Was it when it was your turn to stand model? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
No, I shouted about how hot I thought she was accross the room...

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I did manage to fall off a sofa on top of her drunk though. Good times.

[solypsist]

i usually use the cheatcodes

[makkyo]

3rd grade.. gave girl a valentine a card and she ripped it in half. Destroyed me for a while.

[RisingSun]

Bah, chicks are like trains, there's one every two minutes.

Nothing to contribute to this thread, I always get accepted. SPAM. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 10 2004,18:40)]Bah, chicks are like trains, there's one every two minutes.

Nothing to contribute to this thread, I always get accepted. SPAM. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
No, girls are like buses.

None for ages then a whole bunch of them turn up at once and you can only take one. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

[Fragony]

ffs just be a major #######, they love that. Act UNinterested and watch magic happen.

[Dhepee]

Asked a girl to kiss me and then I vomited. I was very drunk. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif

College was fun. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[Ja'chyra]

I subscribe to the drink method, only I try to get them drunk http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[Oaty]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ June 10 2004,13:19)]i usually use the cheatcodes
Oh no another that uses virtualgirl on there riday nights and calls it a hot date http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Obex]

I stick by my tried and true pick up line: Do you want to go half-sies on a bastard? works every time. if you count mace and a restraining order a success.

[Fragony]

Instant conversation line: 'are you a dog or a cat person'. After that let them ramble a bit about their critters and take them home.

[ah_dut]

Ah_dut's guide to getting dumped: Chat up line, I love animals so can i see your beaver,
You've been dumped
this happens to me all the time
yay 250th post

[SwordsMaster]

Never EVER start a conversation with:

What do I have to do to have sex with you?

Never worked so far and I instantly lost every attractive feature I might have had. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/barrel.gif

So I use the drinking strategy.

[Accounting Troll]

Forget all that rubbish about what chatup lines work, you need to have a big pile of cash.

Regrettably, I don't http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif

[BDC]

There is a way...

Find a bunch of public schoolgirls. They will only know rich, public schoolboys. You instantly look rebellious and cool. Hopefully they grow to like you before they realise their mistake.

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[Somebody Else]

Quote[/b] (BDC @ June 12 2004,19:34)]They will only know rich, public schoolboys. You instantly look rebellious and cool.
Are you implying that we aren't cool or rebellious?

[BDC]

Yes.

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[solypsist]

Quote[/b] (Accounting Troll @ June 12 2004,11:04)]Forget all that rubbish about what chatup lines work, you need to have a big pile of cash.

Regrettably, I don't http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
the problem here is that you're discussing girls whereas i'm talking about women.

in order to get any really good new york woman, you have to make around 200k a year. sadly, i don't - which is why i must rely on my artsy skills and other talents. but dressing well goes a long way.

[Fragony]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ June 12 2004,13:12)]
Quote[/b] (Accounting Troll @ June 12 2004,11:04)]Forget all that rubbish about what chatup lines work, you need to have a big pile of cash.

Regrettably, I don't http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
the problem here is that you're discussing girls whereas i'm talking about women.

in order to get any really good new york woman, you have to make around 200k a year. sadly, i don't - which is why i must rely on my artsy skills and other talents. but dressing well goes a long way.
LOL that is pretty arrogant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Somebody Else]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ June 12 2004,21:12)]dressing well goes a long way...
Hmm... Things are looking up. I was told last night by a very drunk fellow student that I have the best dress sense out of all the chemists in our year at Oxford. I was quite worried by that statement, but now I feel all better

Actually. I'm still worried, if not for myself, for her sense of style, or indeed, if what she's saying is true, my fellow chemists.

[Sigurd]

Forget money, they just want to marry you and spend it.

No my experience is having an extrovert attitude and bulging muscles. They’re like moth around light.
I never had shortage of female friends during my adolescence. To bad the ones I wanted (brainy chicks) was not as easily impressed.

[RisingSun]

Quote[/b] ]LOL that is pretty arrogant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Have you seen the Women of Solypsist thread? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[solypsist]

Quote[/b] (Somebody Else @ June 12 2004,16:08)]
Quote[/b] (solypsist @ June 12 2004,21:12)]dressing well goes a long way...
Hmm... Things are looking up. I was told last night by a very drunk fellow student that I have the best dress sense out of all the chemists in our year at Oxford. I was quite worried by that statement, but now I feel all better

Actually. I'm still worried, if not for myself, for her sense of style, or indeed, if what she's saying is true, my fellow chemists.

the compliments your male friends tell you mean nothing. same goes for drunk girls.


what counts are if sober women/girls think you dress well. usually it's a good idea to dress conservatively and then add a little flash, but understated. sunglasses are the ideal thing in the summer; a brand-name watch for the winter. and it helps to be a shoe-whore

[solypsist]

Quote[/b] (Fragony @ June 12 2004,15:03)]LOL that is pretty arrogant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
not everyon who uses a computer looks and acts like BKS http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif


(j/k, I kid because I love..)

[Demon of Light]

Quote[/b] (solypsist @ June 13 2004,00:34)]
Quote[/b] (Fragony @ June 12 2004,15:03)]LOL that is pretty arrogant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
not everyon who uses a computer looks and acts like BKS http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif


(j/k, I kid because I love..)
Demon of Light shoots Solypsist. And not with a camera.

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[Fragony]

Quote[/b] (RisingSun @ June 12 2004,21:43)]
Quote[/b] ]LOL that is pretty arrogant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Have you seen the Women of Solypsist thread? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
I am hard to impress, lot's of goodlooking women yes.

[king steven]

women u couldn't live 'em & u couldn't live without 'em.
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plus on that note i do fancy steph mcmahon.
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[ah_dut]

ahh, a stephanie fan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif
Solypist is a god end of debate listen to him

[king steven]

Quote[/b] (ah_dut @ June 14 2004,12:09)]ahh, a stephanie fan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif
Solypist is a god end of debate listen to him
pleased u agree

[mercian billman]

I live in Wisconsin, and some good advice (clothing) for northern climates would be don't wear light khaki's in the winter, for some reason girls just don't like this (probably why the USN switches dress uniforms December and June.) Wear blue jeans, and a nice sweater. Summers I bust out the Nautica shirts and khaki's or shorts.

Never ever, wear a wife beater shirt if you want classy women.

[shakaka36]

im rebelious i knocked my dad into a wall and fled the country its funny coz i actually did.

worst attempt at asking a girl out: i was horribly drunk, and tripped over the girls shoelace (thats right, not my shoelace the girls)and broke my nose, i of course have no recollection of this, but a friend of mine jsut so happened to tape it.........

[dessa14]

you were taking the bullet and you failed right
thanks, dessa

[BDC]

Quote[/b] (shakaka36 @ June 17 2004,06:33)]im rebelious i knocked my dad into a wall and fled the country its funny coz i actually did.

worst attempt at asking a girl out: i was horribly drunk, and tripped over the girls shoelace (thats right, not my shoelace the girls)and broke my nose, i of course have no recollection of this, but a friend of mine jsut so happened to tape it.........
Ah, the old video-camera-when-drunk-trick. The problem is I always manage to say something far worse from behind it than whoever we'll all targeting does...

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Well the one time we tried it...

[king steven]

Quote[/b] (shakaka36 @ June 17 2004,00:33)]worst attempt at asking a girl out: i was horribly drunk, and tripped over the girls shoelace (thats right, not my shoelace the girls)and broke my nose, i of course have no recollection of this, but a friend of mine just so happened to tape it.
y have enemy's when u can have friends like that. (srry)

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[TheSilverKnight]

I never have trouble asking girls out, except for the first time. I was really shy and I asked her if she wanted to go to McDonald's with me. She accepted and was my first girlfriend. So, I don't know if that classifies as a bad attempt or not? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

This happened in 1st grade by the way, with a girl named Erin.

[dessa14]

no that classifies as the worst date ever.
on her part.
thanks, dessa

[Parmenio]

Worst one:

Telling the cute, clever, vaguely born again christain who was all eyes chatting me up that I was a vaguely heathen earth worshipping pagan.

I've never seen anyone switch off so fast.

I tell myself it would have never worked out anyway. She became a vicar a few years later by the way.

[dessa14]

good christians are the hardest.
hmm did i tell you we are both monkees and that we should make like animals http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
thanks, dessa

[solypsist]

he shoots he scores

all it took was some rainy weather



and no umbrella to be had