KukriKhan Returns

[Gregoshi]

For those of you newer folks who are wondering about that mysterious moderator wandering around the forums, wonder no more. It is merely KukriKhan the Great returning from a long sabbatical. With a fresh roll of toilet paper secured around his head, he is back to making the Entrance Hall safe for one and all. I'll leave it to him to explain the toilet paper part. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Nowake]

He was gone? I thought he was just lazy http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[Sjakihata]

Welcome back Kukri http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

I think it is suitable to post that picture with toilet paper again, just for the humor of it, no?

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[The_Emperor]

He'll have a lot to say about the Kukrikhan thongs someone posted in the Tavern a fair while back...

Anyway good to see him back http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[Voigtkampf]

The prodigal son returns All hail KukriKhan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ht_bow.gif

[frogbeastegg]

:stares at KukriKhan: Who are you?

:reads bits about thongs...begins to get horrible flashbacks of a picture...and a mushtache: Oh. I remember. I wish I didn't, but I remember.

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Welcome back KukriKhan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[ah_dut]

welcome back Kukri Khan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif ( i'm not a mod so i don't know what i'm doing here http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif )

[KukriKhan]

Thanks for the greetings one and all

I'll try to be worthy of mod'ing this place. I'm fairly old, so sometimes I forget things....we had a thong party? Did I have a good time? Who donated the thongs?

Anyway, as a joke a couple years back (before I was a moderator) I wrapped my head in tp to imitate the assassin garb of the moderators here. Kraellin made an avatar-sized version here:

https://jimcee.homestead.com/files/kukrikhan2_k_1b.gif

[octavian]

hehe, welcome kukrikhan

[Monk]

Welcome back KukriKhan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[Demon of Light]

Welcome back I was wondering where you were. How'd your house do in the fires?

[KukriKhan]

Survived, my friend. Flames a mere mile and a half away. Moved.

Now in a mobile home on the far west side of Escondido, near Lake Hodges.

Thanks for asking.

[The_Emperor]

For clarification about what I mean about the Thongs...

Thread (http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=6;t=15880;hl=thongs;st=0)

Click on the link that solypsist posted and you'll see what i mean... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif

[Cazbol]

The Return of KukriKhan This time with three layered, balsamized, extra soft toilet paper.

The thong and the three-headed giant should be a clear indication of the perils of posting a picture of oneself.

Welcome back from real life KukriKhan.

[KukriKhan]

Quote[/b] (The_Emperor @ June 16 2004,00:59)]For clarification about what I mean about the Thongs...

Thread (http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=6;t=15880;hl=thongs;st=0)

Click on the link that solypsist posted and you'll see what i mean... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/medievalcheers.gif
Oh my....

I'm quite familiar with being the butt of a joke.

But I've never had to actually cover a butt before, as a joke.

Soly, that wacky capitalist. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[jaggy]

Didn’t I kill this Kukrikhan while defending against the Golden Horde in Kiev? There were 10,700 screaming barbarians rushing the bridge and it was a 6-hour battle, so I might have overlooked him. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Oh, I would like to thank Creative Assembly for making life so exciting by not letting you save midway through a battle. It started at the sedate time of 11pm (thinking I could wrap up the battle in 1 or 2 hours at the most) and ended at 5.35am (plus or minus a few heart-attacks). My eyes were as wide as saucers, my heart felt like exploding and my hands were a-trembling as though plagued with ague when finally the Victory Screen popped up.

I am sure Ian Roxburgh's karma will catch up with him in his next life. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Anyway, welcome back, Kukrikhan. I will tell my troops to keep an eye out for you, should you decide to re-visit Kiev.

[Gregoshi]

Quote[/b] (KukriKhan @ June 16 2004,09:56)]But I've never had to actually cover a butt before, as a joke.
You call that coverage? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Princess Arriane Nymeria Martell]

Hello, KukriKhan. Nice to meet you and glad your back.

[Papewaio]

Welcome back Kukrikhan-sama

Nice to see you back flushed with success I hope. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Gregoshi @ June 21 2004,14:54)]
Quote[/b] (KukriKhan @ June 16 2004,09:56)]But I've never had to actually cover a butt before, as a joke.
You call that coverage? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Lehesu]

Never knew he was gone. Oh well, I don't spend much time in the EH anyways. Welcome back, all the same http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif