Major Robert Dump
07-14-2002, 12:25
I logged on at about 7 pm EST and immediately joined a 3v3 with me (Ugly Dumpster), UglyPolar and UglyStrike VS UglyElmo, UglyRyu and UglyHam. The game was on a new map called ServerProbs and lasted 27 minutes due to prolonged camping by myself. It's a really cool map designed by Obake that crashes if you try to do something crazy like grouping units together. Anyways, I got desperate and tried to group a few depleted cav units together and the game locked and said YOU LOSE and I got booted into Battle.Net.
When I got back to the foyer Yuuki was there yelling at Fucy about how muskets make great melee units and so I says, I says "Yuuki, Yo Dog! Host a 4v4 May!" and Yuuki says he will but before I can join I realize Phazon stoled my pager from mamma when she fell down and broke her hip and now I'm gonna go get it back. I think he may have stoled some of mammas jury too and pawned it for fruel for his big Pontiac. So I go AFK for half an hour.
when I come back later and go Un-AFK all the Uglys are gone and now there are 172 poeple in the foyer. I get so excited I make a bet with Amp that I can beat him or else I'll give him my first born child and he says "Ok, lets play girly-Boy" and I lose big time. But Amp, who is a good sport and true trooper, tells me that I don't have to give him my first born child and can actually have 4 kids and choose the one I like least and give that one to him. Thanks Amp! I'll never show off like that again.
Then Elmo came back and he was drunk and hitting me, and a lot of people said "why do you put up with it?" but I tells them, I says "It's different when we're alone. I fell down the stairs ok!!!!"
Then I play a 4v4 with me, Cheetah, Yuuki and Ace vs these 4 guys from a new clan called PoopServerEA/CAsux. It was on Yamato and went really well until Ace bossed me around so much I made my guns shoot my general and then routed my wholse army becasue he hurt my feelings. But apparently, my routing army went thru Yuukis army and made him stronger because of a secret spirit alliance we have, and him and Ace and Cheetah beat this new clan to shreds because they're tactis "went down" and they could not "reach" each other and they were "abandoning" their teammates. What a great game that one was! I'm gonna post the recorded version on Tootees sirte.
Then next the wolves came in and started going "Howl!" except for this one new recruit with a hairlip who yells "Owl!" and so they challenged me to a fight because I made fun of the "Owl" kid. I was going to fight them, really I was, but this guy named HattoriHanzo challenged me to a 1v1. I attacked him in a castle in an 8000 koku game and won because i flanked the castle and sent all my cavalry into the back wall of it. The castle wavered so bad that it actually got up, ran off the field, and left the troops unprotected.
Next i played a 4v4 on 4th Kawasaki and we did the old cav trick where i tell my allies I'm going to go all cav and help one side rush but then I really pick all naginata and hang back. They got mad but it was funny. I'm sorry Nama, Eagle and Winga, but I'm doing a scientififc study and your deaths were for the greater good.
Then all the Uglys came back because they had all been off playing "Christina Aguillara's Follow Your Dream" on multi-player mode but got mad because Jun reached level 87 Back-Up dancer before anyone else, and he found the Cleopatra Leotards with +6 to Jiggle Skills at that!!!!! So I says to the uglys,I says, hey lets play a biggie game and have some fun -- but then the server shut off and I lost them all. It's really rather strange because that has never happened before and I don't understand how server with such a loyal, active community could just shut off. It must be the Chinese government hacking us or something because surely we are high priority and -- like i said -- THIS NEVER HAPPENS! I mean...I mean...gah.
Anyway guys, I had a wonderful time online tonite while it lasted and I hope we can do this again tomorrow night. Nights like tonite are why I play the game!!!!!!!!!!
When I got back to the foyer Yuuki was there yelling at Fucy about how muskets make great melee units and so I says, I says "Yuuki, Yo Dog! Host a 4v4 May!" and Yuuki says he will but before I can join I realize Phazon stoled my pager from mamma when she fell down and broke her hip and now I'm gonna go get it back. I think he may have stoled some of mammas jury too and pawned it for fruel for his big Pontiac. So I go AFK for half an hour.
when I come back later and go Un-AFK all the Uglys are gone and now there are 172 poeple in the foyer. I get so excited I make a bet with Amp that I can beat him or else I'll give him my first born child and he says "Ok, lets play girly-Boy" and I lose big time. But Amp, who is a good sport and true trooper, tells me that I don't have to give him my first born child and can actually have 4 kids and choose the one I like least and give that one to him. Thanks Amp! I'll never show off like that again.
Then Elmo came back and he was drunk and hitting me, and a lot of people said "why do you put up with it?" but I tells them, I says "It's different when we're alone. I fell down the stairs ok!!!!"
Then I play a 4v4 with me, Cheetah, Yuuki and Ace vs these 4 guys from a new clan called PoopServerEA/CAsux. It was on Yamato and went really well until Ace bossed me around so much I made my guns shoot my general and then routed my wholse army becasue he hurt my feelings. But apparently, my routing army went thru Yuukis army and made him stronger because of a secret spirit alliance we have, and him and Ace and Cheetah beat this new clan to shreds because they're tactis "went down" and they could not "reach" each other and they were "abandoning" their teammates. What a great game that one was! I'm gonna post the recorded version on Tootees sirte.
Then next the wolves came in and started going "Howl!" except for this one new recruit with a hairlip who yells "Owl!" and so they challenged me to a fight because I made fun of the "Owl" kid. I was going to fight them, really I was, but this guy named HattoriHanzo challenged me to a 1v1. I attacked him in a castle in an 8000 koku game and won because i flanked the castle and sent all my cavalry into the back wall of it. The castle wavered so bad that it actually got up, ran off the field, and left the troops unprotected.
Next i played a 4v4 on 4th Kawasaki and we did the old cav trick where i tell my allies I'm going to go all cav and help one side rush but then I really pick all naginata and hang back. They got mad but it was funny. I'm sorry Nama, Eagle and Winga, but I'm doing a scientififc study and your deaths were for the greater good.
Then all the Uglys came back because they had all been off playing "Christina Aguillara's Follow Your Dream" on multi-player mode but got mad because Jun reached level 87 Back-Up dancer before anyone else, and he found the Cleopatra Leotards with +6 to Jiggle Skills at that!!!!! So I says to the uglys,I says, hey lets play a biggie game and have some fun -- but then the server shut off and I lost them all. It's really rather strange because that has never happened before and I don't understand how server with such a loyal, active community could just shut off. It must be the Chinese government hacking us or something because surely we are high priority and -- like i said -- THIS NEVER HAPPENS! I mean...I mean...gah.
Anyway guys, I had a wonderful time online tonite while it lasted and I hope we can do this again tomorrow night. Nights like tonite are why I play the game!!!!!!!!!!