zelda12
09-19-2004, 21:37
Extract from an Elfs travels in Goatland.
I walked nervously into the great feasting hall of the goats. I had been ordered here for an audience with the Great Duck, leader of the Clan Goat. I was nervous because I was afraid I had commited some unspeakable act and was to be cast out of his land. Or even worse, I would be ordered to clean up all the goat poo that cluttered the mighty hall.
I was presented infront of the mighty Duck, his beak had recently been polished and was reeaallyy shiny, mesmerised by his obvious power.
He said only these words and then told me to leave his sight,
"Go forth, and Goatifie."
As I left the hall a huge shaggy goat who's face consisted of a huge wart, who was waving a freedom for goats flag, sidled up to me and whispered to me.
"You do know that the Duck is not our leader. We're more of a anarcho-syndicalist commune. And he is just our host, and when I say host I mean it in the parasitological sense."
Nodding I walked away from him rather smartish as the smell emanating from his rear end was making me want to retch and my pointy ears were already curling.
For those of you wondering what this insane elf is on about, or on. It is DuckofWars new site. This site is open to all. Although gas masks are advisable as those goats do rather a lot of mess.
It's a good laid back board with a nice off topic section. (They let me in so chances are they'll take anyone.)
Heres the link.
http://www.ltgamer.com/duxdelux/
I walked nervously into the great feasting hall of the goats. I had been ordered here for an audience with the Great Duck, leader of the Clan Goat. I was nervous because I was afraid I had commited some unspeakable act and was to be cast out of his land. Or even worse, I would be ordered to clean up all the goat poo that cluttered the mighty hall.
I was presented infront of the mighty Duck, his beak had recently been polished and was reeaallyy shiny, mesmerised by his obvious power.
He said only these words and then told me to leave his sight,
"Go forth, and Goatifie."
As I left the hall a huge shaggy goat who's face consisted of a huge wart, who was waving a freedom for goats flag, sidled up to me and whispered to me.
"You do know that the Duck is not our leader. We're more of a anarcho-syndicalist commune. And he is just our host, and when I say host I mean it in the parasitological sense."
Nodding I walked away from him rather smartish as the smell emanating from his rear end was making me want to retch and my pointy ears were already curling.
For those of you wondering what this insane elf is on about, or on. It is DuckofWars new site. This site is open to all. Although gas masks are advisable as those goats do rather a lot of mess.
It's a good laid back board with a nice off topic section. (They let me in so chances are they'll take anyone.)
Heres the link.
http://www.ltgamer.com/duxdelux/