The Shadow One
09-24-2004, 17:21
Okay, that crying sound you hear outside your window is the final death of optimisim.
You see, I first downloaded the demo to RTW. Holy St. Christopher, I thought, this is the game I've been waiting for all my life. Finally a real wargame set in Roman times with graphics to die for and on and on and on.
But the demo didn't run well on my laptop. After all, the game specs specifically say 64 mg graphics card. I had 16 mg. But, hey, I've always been an optimist.
Somehow, in my quest for eternal guidance (the kind you can only find on internet forums), I came across a post by a soothsayer who predicted the game would run a lot better than the demo on low tech machines like mine. Something about less frames per second or some nonsense. Like a lonely widow watching a late night evangelist, I wanted to believe. I needed to belive.
So, this morning, I did it. I went to CompUSA and laid down my 50 dollars for a game called Rome: Total War. I could barely take my eyes off the bright red package long enough to drive home. (I do seem to recall a couple of mysterious thuds . . . hmmmm?)
Shortly after I arrived, optimisim died her ugly, screaming death. To her credit, she lingered for about an hour and a half as drivers were installed and reinstalled and prayers were offered to a plethora of diety.
What did we, as game fans, learn from this situation?
If demo won't run on your computer, I truly doubt the game will, either. There are actually quite a few people who are saying otherwise but let's not be misguided. You will simply make Activision rich while adding yet another frustration (and a huge one) to your life. Then you'll make Raedon or some other graphics card company rich. Or, if your like me, you'll find yourself crawling the floor, looking for pennies within and beneath your furniture. When you finally scrounge together the total value of your life (a little less than a $125.00, you'll put in a call to tech support who will cheerfully tell you that your graphics card is integrated right into the damn motherboard. "It's simple really," the voice on the end of the phone will say. "Just buy one of our systems." For the first time, you'll realize while Dell sounds so much like Hell.
Optomism finally destroyed, you'll slowly walk to the gun cabinet to get the only thing your father left you -- a 9mm automatic -- so that you can rid the world of one more bleeding optimist.
Then, as you feel the weight of the gun in your hand, you'll remember that there's a 7-11 just down the street from where you live . . .
Hope does, indeed, spring eternal.
The Shadow One
:duel:
You see, I first downloaded the demo to RTW. Holy St. Christopher, I thought, this is the game I've been waiting for all my life. Finally a real wargame set in Roman times with graphics to die for and on and on and on.
But the demo didn't run well on my laptop. After all, the game specs specifically say 64 mg graphics card. I had 16 mg. But, hey, I've always been an optimist.
Somehow, in my quest for eternal guidance (the kind you can only find on internet forums), I came across a post by a soothsayer who predicted the game would run a lot better than the demo on low tech machines like mine. Something about less frames per second or some nonsense. Like a lonely widow watching a late night evangelist, I wanted to believe. I needed to belive.
So, this morning, I did it. I went to CompUSA and laid down my 50 dollars for a game called Rome: Total War. I could barely take my eyes off the bright red package long enough to drive home. (I do seem to recall a couple of mysterious thuds . . . hmmmm?)
Shortly after I arrived, optimisim died her ugly, screaming death. To her credit, she lingered for about an hour and a half as drivers were installed and reinstalled and prayers were offered to a plethora of diety.
What did we, as game fans, learn from this situation?
If demo won't run on your computer, I truly doubt the game will, either. There are actually quite a few people who are saying otherwise but let's not be misguided. You will simply make Activision rich while adding yet another frustration (and a huge one) to your life. Then you'll make Raedon or some other graphics card company rich. Or, if your like me, you'll find yourself crawling the floor, looking for pennies within and beneath your furniture. When you finally scrounge together the total value of your life (a little less than a $125.00, you'll put in a call to tech support who will cheerfully tell you that your graphics card is integrated right into the damn motherboard. "It's simple really," the voice on the end of the phone will say. "Just buy one of our systems." For the first time, you'll realize while Dell sounds so much like Hell.
Optomism finally destroyed, you'll slowly walk to the gun cabinet to get the only thing your father left you -- a 9mm automatic -- so that you can rid the world of one more bleeding optimist.
Then, as you feel the weight of the gun in your hand, you'll remember that there's a 7-11 just down the street from where you live . . .
Hope does, indeed, spring eternal.
The Shadow One
:duel: