View Full Version : Capo recieves a Social Life!
Kaiser of Arabia
09-29-2004, 01:01
Yup. I have finally recieved from the good Lord a social life. So i wont be around as much. but i still will be around.
Cool, huh? First TV and now this...
Did you get a cute little bunny rabbit!?
Or did the cute little bunny rabbit get you?
Kaiser of Arabia
09-29-2004, 02:52
JAG, Stop flaming me. That isn't funny. Your pushing me, I have a braking point you know! Are you trying to get me into more trouble? You have suceeded before but not again.
And no, I did not get a rabit.
With Extreme Anger and Contempt
-Capo
Gregoshi
09-29-2004, 03:17
Steady Capo. I didn't see any flame in JAG's comments. I think you'd also have to include Beirut in your anger and contempt as he came up with an equally funny follow-up line.
Besides, what did you expect when you tell us something but don't really tell us anything? Heck, I could have easily made a similar joke had I seen this thread first.
Now that that is aside, are you gonna tell us a little about this social life or do we need to play "20 questions"? :devilish:
The Sword of Cao Cao
09-29-2004, 04:14
Whats her name?
- Cao
KukriKhan
09-29-2004, 04:21
ThurEEEEEEEEEET (pretend it's a referree's whistle).
Roughing the passer. Unsportsmanlike conduct, Illegal facemask.
20 yard penalty. Repeat 1st down.
So: Capo; you were saying?
Caaaaaapo has a girrrrrrrrrrlfriend nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaana ~:cool:
So Capo got himself a girl, nice... lets hope your better then I am att keeping a reliationship workin...
... about five weeks, thats my record... ~:cheers:
Ahh, but the questions still stand.
Did he get the cute little bunny rabbit or did the cute little bunny rabbit get him?
:juggle2:
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't do it, women are evil!! Once you start on that slippery path that is 'girlfriends' you will never go back! Trust me get that cute little bunny rabbit!
Degtyarev14.5
09-29-2004, 21:05
Capo, your sister's best friend is all well and good to look at, but don't touch...
A.
KillerKadugen
09-30-2004, 00:09
Ouch. That's all I have to say.
Capo, your sister's best friend is all well and good to look at, but don't touch...
A.
Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples ~:cheers:
Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples ~:cheers:
A masterpiece of English literature and thought. These are words a man can drink his beer too. :toff:
Ja'chyra
09-30-2004, 14:01
Capo don't listen. I tenderly loved every one of my sisters girlfriends and it was a steady and reliable recource. You are now entering the 'hate to hear them cry, love to hear them scream' age, let thoust testosteron guide thee. Now go ahead and stiffen those little nipples
Nicely put, I wish I had a sister at that age, I had to do it the hard way.................alcohol and darkness
The Tuffen
09-30-2004, 14:31
alcohol is evil. When i first got together with my fiance i was so drunk that i couldn't stand (had to kneel down or sit down when talking to people).
A masterpiece of English literature and thought. These are words a man can drink his beer too. :toff:
You should hear me in dutch ~;)
Kaiser of Arabia
10-01-2004, 20:05
No I don't have a girlfriend. I mean, look at me. It's just that I have finally found a way to get out of the damn house! I call it a social life, but hey, hanging out after school is good too huh. No, its nothing substantial to the average person, but for me it is BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS STUCK IN THE DAMN HOUSE.
-Capo
The nice thing about being stuck in the house, or at least living with your parents, is that you get overdraft protection at the Bank of Mom.
I frequently made loan requests and was also frequently extending my line of credit.
T'wasn't so bad. She made killer lasagna too. :iloveyou: mom!
Kaiser of Arabia
10-01-2004, 22:41
Lol.
Jawhol, but mine wants DVD players and such. I spen my savings bonds (not much $$$ bust still) to get her a fricken sony...
And yes I do loan shark sometimes.
ICantSpellDawg
10-02-2004, 01:31
you should play football and get some more self confidence (yes, it is as easy and as difficullt as just that)
then you shouldnt have any problem getting women dude
alot of women like big mafioso types
especially ones with a good head on their shoulders
Kaiser of Arabia
10-02-2004, 02:41
I cant play football, I hate the sport. Its fun to watch but I despise playing it. I like boxing but my school doesnt have a boxing team, i dont see why.
Just start pounding the smaller guys between classes.
Instant boxing team.
Kaiser of Arabia
10-02-2004, 15:29
lol good idea lol ill try lo freakin l
Degtyarev14.5
10-02-2004, 18:38
lol good idea lol ill try lo freakin l
You may practise on me. :stare:
:stare:
:stare:
:mad:
Made you laugh.
A.
Kaiser of Arabia
10-03-2004, 18:18
Frag, my half sister is like 6 you sicko...
Man, thats disturbing, remove that so I dont have to think about that anymore.
Kaiser of Arabia
10-08-2004, 20:00
Ok, I asked this girl a I knew out on Wendsday. No. I was totally emasculated.
Today I asked this other girl. She said no but seemed reluctant to. So I may still have a chance with her yet.
If not I still have 3 girls on my single girls I know list...
you know reluctance really means no.
trust me, write any girl that seems reluctant off the list.
when girls are reluctant it means "i don't want to go out with you, but i don't want to crush your tiny little heart"
also a tip Ranting is not a good sign, as good a sign as talking about computers, or LOTR, or star wars, or star trek....
so don't do any of those things.
also telling them they are ranting is just asking to be slapped.
a nice trick to do when you enter a new school is to play the gay trick, i made the mistake of not doing that.
what you do is you hang out with all the girls, and have almost no guy freinds, and listen to them, and talk about girly things with them.
(there is only one risk, you might actually become a product of your enviroment, but really whats wrong with that)
thanks,
dessa
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2004, 05:54
(there is only one risk, you might actually become a product of your enviroment, but really whats wrong with that)
well theres nothing wrong with that but it means all your friends are girls and you'll have to go outside your friends for relationships and/or sex. Which messed up the whole point of you hanging out with the girls.
(there is only one risk, you might actually become a product of your enviroment, but really whats wrong with that)
well theres nothing wrong with that but it means all your friends are girls and you'll have to go outside your friends for relationships and/or sex. Which messed up the whole point of you hanging out with the girls.
yeah well thats true, but then again, girls do have really really interesting conversations.
thanks,
dessa
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2004, 06:17
but then again, girls do have really really interesting conversations.
thats gotta be sarcasm ~;)
well it seems like interesting conversations, it has too, otherwise you can't waste 3 hours talking to girls.
thanks,
dessa
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2004, 06:45
i could talk about a girls hair for 3 hours if i liked her
yeah but living in wales, they must be a rare find.
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2004, 07:39
~:joker: well in my case yeah they are, you find one you cling!
Frag, my half sister is like 6 you sicko...
Man, thats disturbing, remove that so I dont have to think about that anymore.
Once the shores are overgrown the lakes they are ready for the eals! Wait a year ~D
Kaiser of Arabia
10-09-2004, 14:08
No, dessa, beleive me, she'll fall sooner or later. It wasn't that feigned reluctance, it was more of "I'm gonna be reluctant so he doesn't kill me" type of thing and hey, I'm VERY persuasive if I wanna be. Since the Homecoming dance is coming up I'll ask her to it with the "Hey, at least gimme a chance here, yeah?" routine and, knowing her, she'll probably say yes. If not, I'll just move down my (pathetically small) list. Also, i have a pretty big list of friends, both guys and girls, but most of the girls aren't single so thats why the damn list is so small! GAH! Anyway, someone will break up with someone sooner or later and then I'll make my move on them...
And no I'm not after sex. I'd find that whorehouse in the Bronx that my father visited regularly if that was all I was after.
-Capo
And no I'm not after sex. I'd find that whorehouse in the Bronx that my father visited regularly if that was all I was after.
-Capo
You shouldn't talk about your father like that
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2004, 14:37
thats the bad thing about not having my Dad around i need someone else to show me around the local whore houses
mate i know for sure, all forms of reluctance are rejection.
thanks,
dessa
Kaiser of Arabia
10-09-2004, 15:36
I'll get her yet...
Make her an offer she can't refuse ~:cool:
Kaiser of Arabia
10-09-2004, 16:15
Thats what I was planning to do *insert mafiasmiley here*
Teutonic Knight
10-10-2004, 03:08
You shouldn't talk about your father like that
Even if it's true?
mate, trust me i know, im an expert of chasing girls.
its like fishing with a lure, you got to keep working the lure, or else the fish won't take it.
you can't get a reluctant girlfreind, you gotta choose the right time to ask her out, if you keep pestering her, you'll just piss her off and she won't like you at all.
at the moment im chasing a chick i have very little chance with because of some bad rumours about me a year ago.
but my good old lures will work
thanks,
dessa
Kaiser of Arabia
10-10-2004, 13:48
Well, give me some of your 'good old lures' so I don't have to worry about getting kicked in the balls. PM them to me. Thanks...
Chimpyang
10-10-2004, 15:07
but then again, girls do have really really interesting conversations.
Well i had a interesting time being asked by 2 girls i know which one had the larger and nicer breats................................
the one i had was 2 girls fighting over the fact that one jumped on the guy and had sex with the guy when they were mean't to have a threesome.
thanks,
dessa
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