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The_Dude
09-30-2004, 14:22
Hi there,
I notice something funny in the general talk, I guess everyone allready got this one:
: "An eagle circled 3 times over our camp this morning. It can only mean good... blablabla"
During another talk one of my general said (something like):
"Our fate will not be sealed by a damn bird"
~D Maybe some tension in the family!
Anyone notice other speach like that?

crazyviking03
09-30-2004, 15:16
I had a a captain (no general present in army) say:

"There are the Numidians, A better fighter could be found in the feccal bucket!"

The_Dude
09-30-2004, 15:21
Woow that's rude !!! ~D

Jeanne d'arc
09-30-2004, 16:23
nice, do all the different factions have different general talks?

Oaty
10-01-2004, 17:11
And for all my eouropean friends out there !!!!

By this time tomorrow our mousefingers shall be sore.

If you played the jullii you can relate to that

Mori Gabriel Syme
10-01-2004, 17:43
Last night (early this morning?), I had an unintentionallly funny general speech caused by following one sentence with an unrelated one lacking an antecedent for the pronoun. It went something like this:

"We must save the people of this city from rape, pillage, & slavery. They will die upon our walls, as they deserve!"

Tamur
10-01-2004, 18:07
My favourite two so far have been.

"I want to see blood! I want to bathe in their blood! I want to bathe in their blood for a week! Now, kill them!"

and

"It is unfortunate that they have the Moon People on their side..."

(that last from a Brit named Vertgorix the Mad who I bribed over to my side).

TinCow
10-01-2004, 18:22
I find the General tends to give more amusing, one-liner-style, speeches when it is a very small number of units attacking another very small group. I have had plenty of these when attacking single Rebel units with only my General's bodyguard and also with the General + 2 wardog units.