Marquis de Said
11-04-2004, 01:34
I have decided to mod a new hero for the Russians in MTW:
BORAT OF KAZAKHSTAN ~D
Anyone familiar with the Ali G show will recognise this character. I will make him an emissary with the same stats as Marco Polo (4 stars).
I can only imagine him proposing marriage to another faction's princess:
"In Khazar, we have Prince Yuri, who want a woman to do bang-bang with him. He have a big... how you say? Khram. You not believe? I can show you, it is just like mine" (tries to unbutton trousers)...
Then I can assassinate him when I'm playing someone other than Russians :laugh4:
BORAT OF KAZAKHSTAN ~D
Anyone familiar with the Ali G show will recognise this character. I will make him an emissary with the same stats as Marco Polo (4 stars).
I can only imagine him proposing marriage to another faction's princess:
"In Khazar, we have Prince Yuri, who want a woman to do bang-bang with him. He have a big... how you say? Khram. You not believe? I can show you, it is just like mine" (tries to unbutton trousers)...
Then I can assassinate him when I'm playing someone other than Russians :laugh4: