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Mount Suribachi
12-26-2004, 12:52
EA takes over small latin american country


Following on from their recent exclusive 5 year deal with the NFL, Electronic Arts today announced that they have bought El Salvador, and that from now on the country is to be known as EA Salvador. A spokesmen for the worldwide computer games giant deflected criticism of the deal by saying that

"It was El Salvador's fault. They were selling themselves to the highest bidder. EA would've been dumb NOT to buy it."

Experts predict that EA Salvadore will progressively lose it's excellent features, like it's beaches and tropical weather over the next few years, but gain a roller coaster, an elephant petting zoo, and several other extravagant, but entirely useless features.

In further news, EA Salvador will now be using a 38 hour clock, and the julian calendar.



With thanks to the Double Minor forums for the story ~:)

ShadesPanther
12-26-2004, 13:20
nice ~;)

funny but sorta true at the same time

Mouzafphaerre
12-26-2004, 17:00
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ROTFL! https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/smilies/misc/biggrin.gif
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Adrian II
12-26-2004, 18:09
LMAO! :laugh4: :smash:

TheSilverKnight
12-27-2004, 00:35
My god!! ~D EA Salvador...what is this world coming to?! :furious3:

lmao ~:cheers:

FesterShinetop
12-27-2004, 12:56
~D ~D ~D

Lmao!!!

Krusader
12-28-2004, 01:34
~D Hehe...Wouldnt surprise me if it really did happen ~D

Fragony
12-28-2004, 10:38
Hmmmm let's see.

Burnout 3 or El Selvador.............
Burnout 3 is nice.....
El Selvador is.........really what is El Selvador???

screw El Selvador nuke it for all I care just gimme Burnout 3!