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King Edward
01-14-2005, 16:00
This may well be very old but had me in stitches at my desk this afternoon!

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Trevor, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu ? But I think its Trevor.

~D ~D :bigcry: :laugh: :laugh:

Sorry Friday afternoon and im just waisting time till I can get to the pub! ~:cheers:
Hetman_Koronny
01-14-2005, 17:54
Cheers your majesty ~:cheers:
I am working Saturday and SUnday but is this actually a reason not to go to the pub tonight? ~D
MoROmeTe
01-14-2005, 18:22
Your majesty, no disrespect, but... 1 in 5 man, that's statistics, not reality. I live in a dorm with like 2000 other people. And I clearly don't see 200 people with small eyes running around.
Big_John
01-15-2005, 01:09
chinese people have small eyes?? anyway, 200 would be 1 in 10, you should be seeing 400, depending on the statistical error inherent in your neighborhood.
King Edward
01-17-2005, 09:50
You guys serious? you do realise it was a stupid joke? ~:confused: ~:rolleyes:
Hosakawa Tito
01-17-2005, 16:20
Perhaps their pub opens earlier than yours. Good joke btw. ~D
King Edward
01-17-2005, 16:32
Hetman, the only reason not to go to the pub is that its closed! :laugh4: ~:cheers:
LittleGrizzly
01-17-2005, 17:15
Your majesty, no disrespect, but... 1 in 5 man, that's statistics, not reality. I live in a dorm with like 2000 other people. And I clearly don't see 200 people with small eyes running around.

firstly its a joke (quite a good one too) secondly its 1 in 5 in the world, check out china's population and other nearby countrys (if by chinese it includes hong kong japan ect.)
The Blind King of Bohemia
01-20-2005, 01:22
Jesus who ever took that seriously is a complete bell end! That joke was great KE, funny stuff ~D
King Edward
01-20-2005, 09:56
Jesus who ever took that seriously is a complete bell end! That joke was great KE, funny stuff ~D


LOL I'm not sure whats funnier, that some people took the joke as a serious statement or that BKB, Hosa and Grizz think the joke was actually funny!! :laugh4: :thumbsup:

Oh yeah, BKB I Ment to pass you my congratulations, I saw your mods made it into PC Gamer a few months ago. Good stuff mate! :cool:
LittleGrizzly
01-20-2005, 10:27
Oh yeah, BKB I Ment to pass you my congratulations, I saw your mods made it into PC Gamer a few months ago. Good stuff mate!

congrats, doesn't he also hold the .orgs longest thread honour, much more important i feel ~;)
The Blind King of Bohemia
01-20-2005, 13:19
Ta lad, the good words means alot ~:cheers: