The Year's Best [Actual] Headlines of 2004

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[?!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court toTry Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
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[makkyo]

rotfl ~D

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Great stuff!

[Beirut]

There was a great one on CNN.com the other day.

Bush: More human intelligence needed.

I kid you not. it was about a week ago.

[JAG]

ahaha! Very good ~D

But you know Beirut's wins ~:cheers:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Just a heads up-this can stay in here if it remains light hearted, otherwise it will have to be moved.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Argh! Don't get my thread moved to the Hades guys!
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[Navaros]

those are all really funny

i saw something really funny from the Toronto Metro paper a couple of years ago (February 21, 2003).

just dug it out right now for all of your enjoyment. it read:

"Suicide is the third-leading cause of death among U.S. teenagers after accidents and murders"

[Kaiser of Arabia]

'High School drop-outs cut in half"