Generate your own error message

[Lonewarrior]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/

http://img111.exs.cx/img111/2523/xppngphp6tk.png

[Lazul]

http://tinypic.com/1gslr6

:bow:

[Lazul]

http://tinypic.com/1gsm8n

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/xp.png.php?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Warning%21&text=Conservative+Content+inside.+Liberals+have+been+warned.&b1=Ok&b2=Seig+Heil%21&b3=Quit
http://atom.smasher.org/error/xp.png.php?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Warning.&text=Bill+Gates+has+now+infected+your+Computer.+He+is+stealing+from+your+credit+card+account.+To+ord er+a+hitman+to+eliminate+him%2C+hit+kill.+To+order+a+hitman+to+rape+him%2C+hit+rape.+To+laugh+while+ you+die%2C+click+Bob%21&b1=Hit&b1g=x&b2=Rape&b2g=x&b3=Bob%21

[Navaros]

http://tinypic.com/1gsm8n

ha ha! this is brilliant . especially since the only choice is to keep making him more rich ad infinitum. so true!

[DemonArchangel]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Run+.dll+29340959090290990349509305920930+Error&text=Run+.dll+29340959090290990349509305920930+critical+error+in+sector+2935894823948395892.+%0D%0AB asically%2C+this+was+hardcoded+into+Windows+in+order+for+you+to+smash+your+computer+out+of+frustrati on+and+buy+a+new+one%2C+complete+with+an+even+more+error+prone+version+of+Windows.+&b1=&b1g=x&b2=Ok&b3=&b3g=x

[ShadesPanther]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/pantherv/xp.png

[Lonewarrior]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/pantherv/xp.png

what key did you press?? ~D

[Lonewarrior]

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/4637/xp7bu.png

http://img111.exs.cx/img111/3279/xp26nq.png

http://img111.exs.cx/img111/3434/xp32ct.png

~:eek:

[The_Emperor]

Error! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dos&style=xp&title=YOU+SILLY+SOD%21%21&text=Windows+has+detected+you+are+trying+to+run+an+MS-DOS+program+in+a+Window.+We+would+never+allow+this+as+it+proves+the+inferiority+of+the+Windows+opera ting+system.&b1=&b1g=x&b2=Stop+being+So+Bloody+Nostalgic+and+Upgrade%21%21%21&b3=&b3g=x)

[Lonewarrior]

Error! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dos&style=xp&title=YOU+SILLY+SOD%21%21&text=Windows+has+detected+you+are+trying+to+run+an+MS-DOS+program+in+a+Window.+We+would+never+allow+this+as+it+proves+the+inferiority+of+the+Windows+opera ting+system.&b1=&b1g=x&b2=Stop+being+So+Bloody+Nostalgic+and+Upgrade%21%21%21&b3=&b3g=x)

har har de har har ~:cheers:

[The_Emperor]

IE 6.0 hits back (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=explor&style=xp&title=Internet+Settings&text=Internet+Explorer+6.0+is+not+your+default+Web+browser%2C+would+you+like+to+make+it+your+default +browser%3F&b1=Yes+Give+me+Adware%2FSpyware&b2=Yes+Give+me+Viruses&b3=No%2C+you+can%27t+use+Mozilla+Firefox%21%21&b3g=x)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Problem! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&style=xp&title=Poor+Choice+of+web+service+provider&text=A+subscription+to+AOL+has+been+detected%21&b1=apologise&b2=Commit+Seppuku&b3=Cry)

[The_Emperor]

Protection fault! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error&style=98&title=General+Protection+Fault.&text=Windows+95%2F98+general+protection+fault.&b1=Ignore+%28will+never+work%29&b2=&b3=Close+%28prepare+for+Blue+Screen+hell%21%29)

[Lonewarrior]

Problem! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&style=xp&title=Poor+Choice+of+web+service+provider&text=A+subscription+to+AOL+has+been+detected%21&b1=apologise&b2=Commit+Seppuku&b3=Cry)

I'll commit seppuku on that one

[Kraellin]

ok, had to try this out ;)

http://mizus.com/kraellin/apoth-error.png

http://mizus.com/kraellin/p-shop-error.png

http://mizus.com/kraellin/tw-error.png

http://mizus.com/kraellin/porn-error.png

K.

[Lonewarrior]

ok, had to try this out ;)

http://mizus.com/kraellin/porn-error.png

K.


~:joker: ~:joker:

[Mouzafphaerre]

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These are no less than masterpieces Krae! I wuld be ROTFLMAO unless everybody were in their sweet early morning naps.
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[Fragony]

x





Tap with a hammer on the mark and win a new monitor!!!

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

This thread and that site are awesome. ~:cheers:

[Mouzafphaerre]

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http://www.thelib.com/gallery/albums/userpics/xp.png.php.png
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[DemonArchangel]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=fortunecookie&style=xp&title=Indigestion%3F&text=Yes%2C+I+know+you%27re+a+Chinese+Food+worshipping+codemonkey+who%27s+working+late.+This+error+m essage+is+to+remind+that+we+ran+out+of+antacids+and+the+toilets+aren%27t+working.+Don%27t+you+regret +ordering+the+hot+pepper+pork+ribs+now%3F+&b1=Go+to+bathroom&b1g=x&b2=Crap%21+%28no+pun+intended%29&b3=Take+Antacids+&b3g=x

[Divine Wind]

Hmm link didnt work :help:

[jimmyM]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/jamie1133/ERROR.bmp


:help:

[A.Saturnus]

http://muchos.co.uk/members/A.Saturnus/Microsoft.jpg

[Lonewarrior]

you guys sure are creative ~:cheers:

[dessa14]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/98.png.php?icon=tux&style=98&title=Linux+threat+pending&text=there+has+been+a+threat+that+the+user+may+change+to+a+compentent+operating+system.%0D%0APlease+ choose+option+1+where+microsoft+will+send+out+a+team+to+slap+you.%0D%0Aoption+2+if+you+intend+on+cha nging%0D%0Aoption+three+if+you+are+anti+linux%2C+which+will+send+out+emails+to+all+developers+and+te ll+them+that+linux+is+evil+and+communist.&b1=Linux+report&b2=EXPLODE%21%21%21&b3=No+Penguin+Soft
http://atom.smasher.org/error/98.png.php?icon=mycomputer&style=98&title=Hardware+needs+drivers&text=Please+spend+40+hours+trying+to+install+the+drivers+from+the+cd%2C+after+which+we+will+uninstal l+the+drivers+2+mins+after+installation+completes&b1=install+drivers&b2=Forget+it&b3=&b3g=x
thanks,
dizzy

[Lonewarrior]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/98.png.php?icon=tux&style=98&title=Linux+threat+pending&text=there+has+been+a+threat+that+the+user+may+change+to+a+compentent+operating+system.%0D%0APlease+ choose+option+1+where+microsoft+will+send+out+a+team+to+slap+you.%0D%0Aoption+2+if+you+intend+on+cha nging%0D%0Aoption+three+if+you+are+anti+linux%2C+which+will+send+out+emails+to+all+developers+and+te ll+them+that+linux+is+evil+and+communist.&b1=Linux+report&b2=EXPLODE%21%21%21&b3=No+Penguin+Soft
http://atom.smasher.org/error/98.png.php?icon=mycomputer&style=98&title=Hardware+needs+drivers&text=Please+spend+40+hours+trying+to+install+the+drivers+from+the+cd%2C+after+which+we+will+uninstal l+the+drivers+2+mins+after+installation+completes&b1=install+drivers&b2=Forget+it&b3=&b3g=x
thanks,
dizzy

the second one is so true ~:cheers:

[TheSilverKnight]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=disk_skull&style=xp&title=Avast%21+Virus+Scanner&text=Found+Infected+File%3A+Microsoft+Windows%0D%0ARemove+It%3F&b1=&b1g=x&b2=Yes&b3=No

~D

[lancelot]

Is there any way to get your PC to actually use your created error message? This would make a great joke for the office! ~D