Emperor's new One-word story...

[The_Emperor]

Given the Database problems I thought I'd give you all something else to do. (other than reading Ah-dut's blog).

You should all know the rules by now.

I'll start off...

Today

...

[Lonewarrior]

Tuesday

[The_Emperor]

Tosa Inu

[Lonewarrior]

Tosa Inu

hero

[The_Emperor]

faced

[Quid]

you

Quid

[HolsteinCow]

Is this word association or a 1-word story?

[Ar7]

his motherinlaw ( hope I wrote it right )

[AggonyKing]

Is this word association or a 1-word story?

1 word story

[Quid]

sad

Quid

[The_Emperor]

same as the thread we had before, though some people psoted more than just one-word... which i guess could be done again.

BKS at least will be Pleased!! ~D

Time

[AggonyKing]

12:20 pm

[The_Emperor]

lunchtime

[AggonyKing]

hmmmmmmm

[The_Emperor]

duff!! ~:cheers:

[AggonyKing]

Beer!!!!!!

[The_Emperor]

and

[AggonyKing]

girls!!!

[The_Emperor]

with

[AggonyKing]

pretzels

[The_Emperor]

soaked in

[AggonyKing]

mud

[The_Emperor]

topped

[AggonyKing]

topped?

[Quid]

yes, topped

Quid

[The_Emperor]

with sprinkles of

[AggonyKing]

sprinkels

[aw89]

and

[The_Emperor]

vinegar

[hundurinn]

and

[The_Emperor]

russian

[Pausanias828]

Vodka

[Quid]

M & M's

[The_Emperor]

sorted

[AggonyKing]

drunk

[aw89]

with

[Quid]

clean

Quid

[The_Emperor]

some

[hundurinn]

clothes

[The_Emperor]

washed in

[aw89]

acid

[AggonyKing]

nitrogen

[Placid Tramp]

osmotic

[hundurinn]

liquid

[AggonyKing]

girl

[The_Emperor]

using

[AggonyKing]

sword

[hundurinn]

flail

[AggonyKing]

spanish?

[Adrian II]

flailFlail?

[hundurinn]

English

[AggonyKing]

mi espada!!!!1 :o

[aw89]

WTF?

Cant we try to use . and ,?

[hundurinn]

Off story, sorry. Flail - A manual threshing device consisting of a long wooden handle or staff and a shorter, free-swinging stick attached to its end.

Flail (http://www.knightsedge.com/medieval-weapons/medieval-flail-2605g.jpg)

Sorry, my mistake. Here it is.

[AggonyKing]

url not clickable :(

[The_Emperor]

therefore...

[aw89]

she

[AggonyKing]

(insert result here)

[Templar Knight]

yummy

[AggonyKing]

housewive

[aw89]

You cant say "Therefore she yummy housewive"!!

[Templar Knight]

that

[AggonyKing]

lies

[Templar Knight]

when

[AggonyKing]

bread

[Templar Knight]

is soft

[AggonyKing]

and rough

[Templar Knight]

and yummy

[The_Emperor]

though

[AggonyKing]

and fish

[Templar Knight]

the boogeyman

[AggonyKing]

the bootman

[The_Emperor]

from

[Templar Knight]

castle twinkie

[AggonyKing]

Pensylvania

[IrishMike]

Constantinople

[Templar Knight]

but

[AggonyKing]

oh and

[Templar Knight]

he said

[AggonyKing]

then she

[Templar Knight]

'I say old boy'

[Grand Duke Vytautas]

WDF is goin' on here? Where have all the forums gone?

[AggonyKing]

cya I have life

[IrishMike]

kicked

[Templar Knight]

yummy

[AggonyKing]

again

[Pausanias828]

Then

[IrishMike]

insane

ps, do we really have 600 people on right now? or is that just a database screw up.

[Pausanias828]

Went

I think it's correct, plus it looks like new people are still signing up.

[Templar Knight]

holy yummy buns!! 600+ members :charge:

[IrishMike]

GO GUILD ~:cheers: , and the EB mod is missing all these people, its a shame. Major Publicity.

[Adrian II]

Flail - A manual threshing device consisting of a long wooden handle or staff and a shorter, free-swinging stick attached to its end.Aha! :thinking:

[Templar Knight]

indeed

[hundurinn]

Then


That was what I found on dictionary.com but the picture says it all. ~D

[romeo_longsword]

Found

[hundurinn]

The

[romeo_longsword]

Arrow

[hundurinn]

Which

[Placid Tramp]

could

[romeo_longsword]

Expand

[hundurinn]

tediously

[romeo_longsword]

Within

[hundurinn]

Certain

[Lonewarrior]

oh noes

[hundurinn]

oh noes

Who's nose? :inquisitive: ~;)

[Lonewarrior]

what nose?

[hundurinn]

His nose? ~D

[Lonewarrior]

whose nose?

[hundurinn]

Your nose?

[Lonewarrior]

my nose?

[Placid Tramp]

no one knows

[Claudius the God]

my nose!!!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

A One Word Story without BKS is no OWS at all! ~;)

Everyone's nose!

[The_Emperor]

execpt I didnt nose...

[Claudius the God]

once apon a time...

[AggonyKing]

In a land far far away

[discovery1]

where a hateful evil sadist ruled,

[Devastatin Dave]

boobies

[IrishMike]

of silicone

[Devastatin Dave]

hung

[IrishMike]

Low

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

next-to

(This is rediculous, and also funny!)

[Quid]

The Emp

Quid

[hundurinn]

which

[The_Emperor]

arrived

[Pausanias828]

after

[romeo_longsword]

A (the fourm said my post was too shot, i need at leaset 3 characters)

[The_Emperor]

short

[Templar Knight]

attack

[Tricky Lady]

on

(hey! The one-word story's back! Tnx, Emperor... :grin2:)

[Templar Knight]

castle rock

[IrishMike]

but

[Tricky Lady]

unfortunately

[IrishMike]

a girl

[Tricky Lady]

that

[IrishMike]

captivated

[KukriKhan]

but, unfortunately, a girl that captivated...

{the} Frontroom

[The_Emperor]

Tricky Lady

[hundurinn]

That

[JAG]

Sang

[The_Emperor]

The RTW Credits Song

[Hetman_Koronny]

Loudly

[hundurinn]

then

[IrishMike]

Rocked

[LittleGrizzly]

a small

[Big_John]

marmoset

[LittleGrizzly]

that was

[Big_John]

seemingly

[LittleGrizzly]

unaware of

[Pausanias828]

just

[LittleGrizzly]

how

[Pausanias828]

close

[LittleGrizzly]

it was

[The_Emperor]

to the

[The Wizard]

beerkeg

[Pausanias828]

placed

[ah_dut]

precariously

[LittleGrizzly]

on a

[Pausanias828]

Hammock

[The Wizard]

next to

[AggonyKing]

fire

[The Wizard]

which was burning up the

[Big_John]

ascot

[LittleGrizzly]

and a

[IrishMike]

Schokoeis

[Pausanias828]

which

[ah_dut]

was

[Big_John]

surprisingly

[AggonyKing]

pink

[Quid]

and

Quid

[Crazed Rabbit]

blue

[Quid]

and

Quid

[Nikodemus]

round

[The_Emperor]

when

[IrishMike]

John Paul Jones

[Pausanias828]

decided

[IrishMike]

to say

[Big_John]

"umm.."

[discovery1]

jump into the fire

[Pausanias828]

with

[IrishMike]

Betsy Ross

[Big_John]

so.

[IrishMike]

George S Patton (yes american history)

[Big_John]

is'

[makkyo]

super

[Quid]

dooper

Quid

[Pausanias828]

compared to

[IrishMike]

Monty (sorry just had to say that) ~;)

[AggonyKing]

Burns (from the simpsons)

[Pausanias828]

who

[The_Emperor]

released

[Duke Malcolm]

potatoes

[makkyo]

rather

[AggonyKing]

than

[discovery1]

shrimp

[Pausanias828]

into

[discovery1]

the

[Lonewarrior]

wild

[discovery1]

blue

[Mablung]

french

[Duke Malcolm]

scum of the earth

[The Stranger]

raiders that

[discovery1]

took marmite

[Pausanias828]

and vodka

[The Stranger]

and bloodsausages than they farted like

[discovery1]

pigs

(DON"T LET IT DIE!)

[The Stranger]

and

[Mablung]

buttered

[discovery1]

their bread

[Mablung]

whilst

[aw89]

Homer

[discovery1]

recited

[HunkinElvis]

the

[discovery1]

Odessey

[Mablung]

under

[The Stranger]

the red moon and

[discovery1]

an N1 (http://astronautix.com/graphics/n/n1grassh.jpg)

[The Stranger]

so....

[discovery1]

the commies landed on the moon

[Pausanias828]

and said

[HunkinElvis]

, "comrade

[Mablung]

comrade, our comrades will be comradishly pleased"