Which .org Member(s) Can You Beat up Right Now? (YES RIGHT NOW!) [Archive]

DemonArchangel

03-09-2005, 23:32

SwordsMaster

03-09-2005, 23:47

Allright, I´ll play.

Height: 5´8
Weight: 13´5 stone = 84 kg (approx 170 lb)
Bodyfat: around 18%

How I fight: Boxing: Destructively. I expect my attacker and try to disrupt as many of his movements as possible by getting out of the way, using punches that wont reach you if you stay put but will smack you in the face if you come forward. After my attacker doesnt know what else to try, I take the offensive.

Strengths:

Fast reaction time
Stubborn
Strength. I´ve beaten guys that were 15kg heavier than myself.
Stamina. I can take a LOT.

Weaknesses:

I consider myself fast, but against people similarly fast with a style similarly destructive, I´d be in trouble.

Who I think I could beat up:

Anyone with an aggressive style and not too much of a punch to support it.

Who I might beat up:

Anyone with a defensive style.

Who I definitely wont beat up:

Women. ~D I wouldnt fight.

Evil_Maniac From Mars

03-09-2005, 23:48

Height: 5'8 (Tall for my age)
Weight: 'Bout 120 pounds
Bodyfat: Beats me

How I fight: Defensivly usually, unless provoked, when I proceed to destory everthing in sight. Not to dirty unless I know I can't win otherwise, and I favor special moves (i.e.: picking someone up by the foot and flipping them when they try to kick me, etc.). With swordfighting, a broadsword or a kanata can be used with deadly efficency by me. I am also tall and strong for my age. Also make very effective use of tripping. Not to mention I have certain tricks to knock people out very quickly

Strengths:
-tall
-strong
-ability to judge how I can use objects, animate or inanimate, to knock the brains out of my opponent
-I can take alot of pain from fists
-I can effectivly fight off people when 1 is holding my arms down and 4 are punching me

Weaknesses:
-if a taller person who knows what he's doing gets me on the ground, thats it for me.

Who I could beat up on forums: Dunno

Beirut

03-09-2005, 23:49

As soon as I stop laughing I'll post.

Kaiser of Arabia

03-09-2005, 23:51

Alrighty... just a test. Give your general physical profile, how you fight, your strengths and your weaknesses. Then list who you can beat up and who you can't.

Me: DemonArchangel

Physical Profile:

Height: 5'8
Weight: 130
Bodyfat: Under 8%

How I Fight: Agressively, I attack first and attack every vunerable spot possible. I also fight in an extremely dirty fashion, not only will I not hesitate to kick you in the crotch, I will stomp on it and even bite it if necessary.

Strengths:

*Fast, both in movement and in reaction time.
*Very strong for my weight and height.
*Excellent endurance.

Weaknesses:

*Being too light, I really have trouble going up against anyone with a significant weight advantage over me.

Who I think I can Beat up:

*Steppe Merc
*BKS
*Dev Dave (Sorry man, you look a bit out of shape in those pics)
*Navaros
*Gawain (You have around the same build I do, although I have the advantage of youthful energy)
*The Emperor

Who I might be able to beat up:

*Capo
*Kataphraktoi
*Monk (Borderline)
*Beirut (Borderline, I might be able to take advantage of your asthma, although you can probably kick 7 shades of hell from me before asphyxiating)

Who I definitely can't beat up:

*Togakure Ojonin (You creep me out with your martial art skills)
*Don Corleone (Too much weight advantage, also the fact that your suits taper 8-10 inches scares me.)
*Frogbeastegg (Sorry, I can't take on the Geisha and live)

Well for me, you might be able to beat me up, depending.
Anyway, heres my physical thingy.

Me: Capo

Physical Profile:

Height: 5'10
Weight: 200
Bodyfat: A good deal, but not too much at the same time. Somewhere in the 'Overweight' range but not obese either.

How I Fight: Unfairly. I'm the type of person who will bring a knife to a fistfight and a gun to a knife fight. Anything around me is a weapon, and that includes smaller people. Generally, my attacks are a little slower than most, but once contact is made, they're pretty powerful. I am for weak spots; crotch, temple, jaw, gut. If you really get me pissed, I may bight your ear off. And by off I mean OFF. As in no ear. I'll also try to take your eye out.

Strengths:

*Powerful attack
*Weight Advantage over most people
*Can endure alot. Not as much as some people but alot nontheless.

Weaknesses:

*Being heavy as I am, my attacks are a little slow.
*In order for me to fight, you have to piss me off real bad. That's not an easy thing to do.

Kaiser of Arabia

03-09-2005, 23:52

I cant edit my posts so sorry.

I took Karate for a while and I still know some moves from it. I also know some basic boxing moves.

Evil_Maniac From Mars

03-09-2005, 23:54

Oh yes, and I forgot to add to my post I know a few manevuers to knock an opponent out by a series of thumb jabs to various places (no, not the lower parts. I'm not that dirty.).

Lonewarrior

03-10-2005, 00:42

there's soo many to choose, can't decide which one to beat up :dizzy2:

Big_John

03-10-2005, 00:47

proletariet, trickylady, and frogbeastegg maybe.. hey, i've no illusions.

Devastatin Dave

03-10-2005, 00:56

I have an AR-15 and a AK-47, I also have a 357 and a 45. This doesn't include my shotguns. I never bring a knife to a knife fight, or in this case, a fist fight. So kick away Demon... ~:)

discovery1

03-10-2005, 01:02

*looks at his skinny arms*

All of you could probably beat me up. I go to the gym maybe one every 2 weeks.
If I get lucky i might trick my opponent into exposing a weak point, like his crouch or temple.

height: about 6 foot 3 inches( more than 2 meters anyway)
weight:165 lbs I think
Bodyfat: I don't know

Beirut

03-10-2005, 01:15

Me: Beirut das Vunderhound

Physical profile:

Height: 5’ 11"
Weight: 190
Bodyfat: Not much, but what there is, is all chocolate. ~D

How I fight: To the end. Any fight I am in, which is not many at all I can tell you, I am working under the assumption that the other person is trying to kill me. Therefore, I will do anything to incapacitate him.

Strengths:

*Used to physical pain in my job.
*The ability to get out my inhaler really, really fast.

Weaknesses:

*The possible necessity of having to get out my inhaler really, really fast.
*Emotionaly sensitive. If you hurt my feelings you will have an advantage.

Who I think I can beat up:

I would never lay a paw on any fellow Orgers. That would be uncivilized.

Though I would sleep with all your wives and girlfriends. At the same time. :knight:

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-10-2005, 01:19

Hahahaha! I think pretty much all of you would be able to take me. I've never been involved in any sort of fight, have no combat training of any kind, and I'm 6" and 125lbs. I have zero body fat, but also zero muscle. ~D

Heh, if the Org had a built in testosterone detector I think this thread would damage it.

Somebody Else

03-10-2005, 01:22

Height: 6'1
Weight: ~85 Kg (that's ~170lbs?)

Dunno really - if I get annoyed enough, I'll take anyone on. Half remembered lessons from a little judo and a little Thai kick-boxing might help. Mostly though, I'd rely on the fact that I tend to ignore any pain received.

I'm fairly fast - don't know how I'd compare to someone who's really good, but most times when I've sparred with people, I can usually block most things they throw at me (except when I went up against my teachers... how can someone accidentally kick me in the head?) Quite big, so there's a fair bit of power behind my hits. I tend to have problems when several people gang up on me though... 6 v 1 just isn't fair.

Basically, I reckon I could take anyone on who isn't competition level in some martial art or other.

*Addendum*

Generally, I'd only really try to calm someone down, using a combination of grappling and aggresive blocking (they try and hit me, not my fault if said strike hurts them more than me).

Steppe Merc

03-10-2005, 01:33

All of you can beat me up. Easily.

Monk

03-10-2005, 02:09

height: 6' 3''
weight: about 200, maybe 195.
bodyfat: no idea really...not much though

How I fight: dirty... very dirty...i'm not a proud person.

strengths:
*tall
*strong

weaknesses:
*unless i actually hate you...i don't intend to fight you. (does that count? oh well)
*not exactly fast

Who I think I can Beat up:

no one here at the .org; last time i checked it wasn't exactly a good idea to fight the people who read the stories you post in the Mead Hall.

Demon: you succeeded in getting me out of the Mead hall (no small accomplishment! ~D ). though we seem to have a similar approach when it comes to fighting. might be quite interesting...

such a happy topic

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-10-2005, 02:13

All of you can beat me up. Easily.

Na, I reckon you could take me.

TheSilverKnight

03-10-2005, 02:14

height: 6' 2"
weight: 191 lbs
bodyfat: ...how would I know this? :book:

How I fight: Olde Skool ~D

Strengths:
Tall
Naturally good build
Good at football ~D

Weaknesses:
Scared of spiders...

Who I think I can beat up: why would I want to beat up anyone here? I have other people I need to beat up...*mumbles under his breath about people from school who suck*

What a jolly topic this is then ~:cheers: ~D

Togakure

03-10-2005, 02:29

Lol ... DemonArchangel m8, remember this is a forum and you can't know whether someone is just talking out of his/her arse or not. My picture is in the Family & Friends gallery thread--do I look like such a tough guy? I am only 5' 8" tall, 150 pounds. Just because I have studied a bit of aikido doesn't make me a devastating martial artist, not by a long shot. Aikido is a defensive art, and while quite effective at nullifing aggression and restoring harmony, it's never used (by a True aikidoka) to perpertrate violence--never. I agree with Beirut: violence has no place among friends, and I come here because I enjoy the virtual company.

If I am dangerous, it is because of my psychology, not my capabilities in physical combat. When pushed beyond limits of self-control I become "somebody else," and operate with an instinct for total war and the utter destruction of threatening enemies by any means possible, including the exploitation of weaknesses that most consider taboo (vulnerable loved ones, etc.). Yes, it is completely and totally "evil," total war--I've always thought the notion of war with rules and limits to be contradictory at best, and definitely not practical. This great failing limits my ability to truly embrace the Spirit of aikido. It is quite in keeping with other, less noble martial philosophies, however. Dishonorable? Bah, let those who would aggress against me ply me with their notions of "honor."

Hmm, starting to rant a bit there ... touchy subject I guess.

Really, D-Dave has it right: in today's world a gun pretty much negates most martial art prowess. That's why I own several and have learned to use them.

Who I might beat up:

Anyone with a defensive style.

Who I definitely wont beat up:

Women. ~D I wouldnt fight.
When you have some time m8, step into a local aikido dojo and check it out. No kickie-punchie except when playing the aggressor in practice. As I said earlier, it's a "defensive style," and specifically created to counter aggression. Aikido doesn't require great strength or mass to practice effectively, making it an ideal art for almost all ages and body styles. Some of the best aikidoka I have encountered have been women, and they enjoy the challenge of defending themselves against cocky males. I've seen them take on curious passersby and new students time and time again--it is one of my favorite entertainments to watch. Without seriously hurting them, they easily neutralize their opponents' capacity to commit violence, over and over until the aggressor gives up (and usually signs up). It's really, really cool. Imo, aikido is based on the most advanced/progressive "martial" philosophy out there. Overcoming our penchance for violence is one of the big hurdles of human evolution. To come full circle and totally contradict things I said earlier, it's all about learning and practicing the power of Love on a grand scale.

P.S. Beirut would be one of the easiest guys in here to beat. Just wear tight pink pants and pumps to the fight, wag your arse, and bat your eyebrows at him. You can be sure he'll run for his log cabin in the woods right quick ~D.

Beirut

03-10-2005, 02:38

It's all about learning and practicing the power of Love on a grand scale.

Indeed. :bow:

Twins. :gorgeous::gorgeous:

Triplets. :gorgeous::gorgeous::gorgeous:

It's all about love.

mercian billman

03-10-2005, 03:22

height 5'8
weight 155 lbs
body fat 10%

Well I am a former High School wrestler, I was okay but my problem was that I lost a lot of close matches. I would put a good fight but probably end up losing in the end, sort of like Germany in the World Wars.

strengths, well conditioned and keeps balance.

weaknesses, I panicked when I started to fall behind so the key to beating me would be to get off to a strong start and keep rolling.

Uesugi Kenshin

03-10-2005, 04:55

I am 5 10-6 foot

190 ish

Style: I try to cause as much pain as possible when I fight. I try to disable rather than outright injure my opponents and have had a good deal of practice against all sorts of people. I have developed a very effective way to twist fingers just a little bit so that it cause intense pain that none I have yet fought can deal with. I just keep fighting, get me pissed and I don't care about the pain anymore... I will kick in the groin and basically do anything that will not permanently injure my opponent if it will help me win, except maybe biting.

Weaknesses: I am overwieght and though I am pretty quick I do not have much endurance for running, though I do for fighting. I am not very good at punching, because I have always seen many disadvantages in that style of fighting.

Strengths: I can kick quite well, have a high pain tolerance and keep my wits about me fairly well in a fight. Despite being overweight I am fast enough in spurts. I fight dirty.....

I will take anyone on who I have to, though I will have to wait until they are unarmed and unaware if they are more fit than me. I don't like to leave it to chance....

Tachikaze

03-10-2005, 05:00

I give my opponent a false sense of confidence by acting as if I'm losing the fight. Then, when he is off-guard, I fall down.

Uesugi Kenshin

03-10-2005, 05:03

Nice strategy, want to try it out? I have a waiver for you to sign.....

Nice part about being tall, hold short people out of range or just move backwards and their limbs cannot reach.

nokhor

03-10-2005, 05:39

me nokhor

physical profile:

height: 4'9 to 5-11
weight:105 to 165 lbs
bodies fat, bodies slim, bodies pudgy, as you can see, i like all kinds of girls.

strenghts: located mostly in my arms and upper torso and in my legs.
weaknesses: allergic to pain, intimidation, fear and dove bars.

all i can say is when i start to see red and my blood begins to boil, these people can not resist my fists of fury.

who i know i can beat up:

12 year old girls
midgets
paraplegics

who i might be able to beat up:
and combination of the above

Redleg

03-10-2005, 06:05

Redleg

Height 6'3"
Weight 225
Body Fat - don't know what it is now - but when was in the Army I maintained less then 22% - and I am weighing the same as then. The body fat would vary between 20-22%, from the Army tape test. A friend of mine almost died when he got his body fat down to less then 10% - so if your white ie European, be very careful with the low body fat - it reduces your ability to recover from illness.

Techinques that I know - some Aikido (low level belt), Judo ( formal belt training) took some martial arts while in Korea - but never went for formal training - and some nasty tricks picked up from throughout the years - some modified drills from riot control training etc.

Strengths - why should I give anyone an idea what I can actually do - or how much I truely know - the strength lies in that I bring an unknown ability - but with a hint of knowing several different things.

Weakness - Why should I give these up - that would allow the oppentent to expoit to his/her advantage.

Never found the need to attempt to get in a fight with anyone - nor do I see the need to physical destroy anyone here in the .org - its so much more fun to attempt to destroy the opposition from a mental standpoint - and much harder - then getting in a physical confrontation with anyone.

When one gets in a physical altercation - one never knows how it will turn out. I once watched a 5'2" - 100 pound 40 year old woman put a 6'ft tall 200 pound and in shape grown man on the ground and make him beg for release with some very simple Judo moves. Its always best if facing a physical altercation to insure that the oppenent is at the disadvantage - so the old 2x4 across the back of the head - while the back is turned is my prefered method - and to end the altercation before the individual knows that there is one.

Somebody Else

03-10-2005, 06:27

When pushed beyond limits of self-control I become "somebody else," and operate with an instinct for total war and the utter destruction of threatening enemies by any means possible, including the exploitation of weaknesses that most consider taboo (vulnerable loved ones, etc.).

You become me? Is that really what I do?

Lonewarrior

03-10-2005, 06:33

nobody wants to beat me up? of course no one is going to hit a guy with glasses? good ~:cheers:

Paul Peru

03-10-2005, 09:19

Me: Paul Peru

Physical metrics:
187 cm
90 kg
18%

Strengths:
*fairly quick
*fairly cool-headed
*undefeated in One Must Fall
*better sprinter than many beefcakes

Weaknesses:
*total lack of RL fighting experience
*utter pacifist

Fighting style:
*reasoning, argumentative, evasive

Who could I beat up?
*most single vicious dogs, or a fairly large pack of chiuhuahuas

Sigurd

03-10-2005, 10:38

Me: Sigurd Fafnesbane

Physical Profile:
Height: 6'
Weight: 218 lb
Body fat: never measured it.

Fight Style: Make a kill on first move. If not, make a kill on second move. If I want exercise, make a kill when I am tired.

Strengths:

Berserkergangr
Conditioned for artic warfare
Trained in a warrior code (Jom)
Weaknesses

Pity my enemy
Beat up?

Sigurd

03-10-2005, 10:42

height: about 6 foot 3 inches( more than 2 meters anyway)

2 meters = 6'6"
6'3" = 1,905 meters
I just felt the urge to make the correction. Blame my personality. :book:

SwordsMaster

03-10-2005, 10:55

When you have some time m8, step into a local aikido dojo and check it out. No kickie-punchie except when playing the aggressor in practice. As I said earlier, it's a "defensive style," and specifically created to counter aggression. Aikido doesn't require great strength or mass to practice effectively, making it an ideal art for almost all ages and body styles. Some of the best aikidoka I have encountered have been women, and they enjoy the challenge of defending themselves against cocky males. I've seen them take on curious passersby and new students time and time again--it is one of my favorite entertainments to watch. Without seriously hurting them, they easily neutralize their opponents' capacity to commit violence, over and over until the aggressor gives up (and usually signs up). It's really, really cool. Imo, aikido is based on the most advanced/progressive "martial" philosophy out there. Overcoming our penchance for violence is one of the big hurdles of human evolution.

Actually I've been in an Aikido gym a few times (some friends of mine used your same arguments ~;) ), but wasnt too convinced....

See, the same that happens with Taekwondo, the defensive moves rely too much in that the attacker will make such-and-such move. What if he doesnt?

You dont know where to start and you might be screwed by the time you decide to do something.

I'm brown belt Taekwondo so I know what I'm talking about (althought it has been 6 years since I last practiced.... I feel old.... ~D )

Thats why I went for a sport that relies more on keeping your opponent at a distance and in just hitting him until he gives up. I would have went for some Thai-style boxing instead of the regular version, but there wasnt anything suitable close enough....

About spreading Love.....well, noone used that argument before... ~;)

Ronin

03-10-2005, 12:01

Me: Ronin

Physical Profile:
Height: 6' 2
Weight:around 220 lb
Body fat: haven't measured it as of late...put me down as "too high"...:P

never started a fight and never will......but if anybody wants some

http://www.wrasslin.com/reviews/rockjbidvd.jpg

~D

Togakure

03-10-2005, 12:26

... but wasnt too convinced....

See, the same that happens with Taekwondo, the defensive moves rely too much in that the attacker will make such-and-such move. What if he doesnt?

You dont know where to start and you might be screwed by the time you decide to do something. ...

Well of course, watching and talking isn't the way to test whether one style of combat is more effective than another--best to engage and find out. Sparring with a skilled student (or the sensei) would be the thing to do. Against a practitioner of aikido you'd have to attack, as the style in and of itself doesn't incorporate aggressive techniques. If you don't make a move, then there is no need for an aikidoka to do anything. As you're not attacking, they will most likely stand there and smile at you. ~D Aikido is not the right art for those who would act as aggressors, at least not as a primary style. However, it's an excellent style to combine with a more attack-related form ... .

One thing I have seen skilled aikidoka do is move and fake in such a way that inspires counter-movement and a reaction by the opponent, which they can then exploit. All it takes is for the feet to be planted in a particular way, or their weight to be shifted off center, etc. Ever been ambushed by a cup of coffee before (from the movie "Ronin," etc.)?

When facing multiple opponents, I've often seen skilled aikidoka use movement to draw their attackers into advantageous positions. It's quite a trip to see someone catch an attacker's punch and channel their momentum, pulling them off balance, and then, with a twist of their hips, use them to bowl over several other attackers without expending much energy of their own. Sensei Seagal does this a lot in his movies (note that while he is an aikido instructor, he uses a lot of techniques that are not aikido, hence the aggressive nature of his fighting style).

Throwing something at a person's face will usually cause them to raise their arms to block it for example (or sand/salt in the eyes, which will almost always cause a reaction). Such movement can be exploited, etc. I've seen techniques like this used when aggression towards another was imminent and the aikidoka's intent was to redirect the aggression to him and away from someone else. So there are ways to inspire a "move" if a situation calls for it.

Congratulations on your brown belt achievement, no small feat for a 14-15 year-old. :bow:

***

Lol, indeed Redleg ... a wise man doesn't reveal himself. I love listening to others talk about themselves like this, and I'll share a lot about what I've seen or heard or read--but not much about me ~;) . Of course, these kinds of discussions present a nice opportunity to create whatever image you'd like in the minds of others. Really, I'm just a bookworm who knows how to talk it up, hehe. Wouldn't know the first thing about what to do in a real fight. Run like hell, prolly.

SwordsMaster

03-10-2005, 12:53

Congratulations on your brown belt achievement, no small feat for a 14-15 year-old.

Thanks m8. :bow: It did take me a few years.

Throwing something at a person's face will usually cause them to raise their arms to block it for example (or sand/salt in the eyes, which will almost always cause a reaction).

The good thing about boxing is that your face is always covered (or should be). (In the other hand that doesnt always prevent your nose from bleeding but thats another issue...) And you rely more on being tough enough everywhere from the shoulders and down to take almost anything even if not actively parrying. Obviously that is just theory and in real life, half a dozen close shots in the stomach will leave you struggling for air, but thats why you actually parry and try and stop as many puches as you can... which brings us again to the bleeding nose issue, cause you cant protect everything at the same time.

Anyway. I always thought Seagal's films were a bit too (*looking for a term that best describes it*:book: ) exaggerate and B-series. A little bit too aggressive for a Love spreader ~D (sorry couldnt resist)

Toy got me interested though (why oh why? ~;) ), and I might give aikido another shot if I find a gym nearby. (Besides, that "there are many ladies" argument was very convincing too ) ~:cool:

Togakure

03-10-2005, 14:43

Yeah, Seagal's movies are mostly crap, but you can see some good examples of aikido in them if you watch the fight scenes closely. Anything that shows him throwing punches or kicking isn't aikido, but when you see him redirect a charging attacker into something hard, or grab a punch and twist them up and hold them in an excruciatingly painful position, that's often aikido. Where he goes over the top is when he snaps arms or legs or necks after nullifying an attack. A devout aikidoka wouldn't do things like that.

I've seen some videotapes of Seagal teaching aikido at seminars. He's quite different in real life from his characters on film. His aikido is very good, but man ... some of the Japanese senseis he hangs with ... O-M-G.

Lol ... I'm not a hippie love bug, so you can knock it off now. I think you know what I was driving at, and that's not an aikido thing, that's a Toga thing. Aikido's philosophy just supports it, which I think is pretty cool for a style of combat.

English assassin

03-10-2005, 15:26

Beruit
I would never lay a paw on any fellow Orgers. That would be uncivilized.

Though I would sleep with your wives and girlfriends. At the same time

Would you have to? I've been going to great lengths to make sure they never meet each other...

Fragony

03-10-2005, 15:32

Frag is a 1.89 blond blue eyed adonis, and has brown belt jiu jitsu. That means I own you all, intellectually, physically, sexually.

Beirut

03-10-2005, 15:41

Would you have to? I've been going to great lengths to make sure they never meet each other...

Ahh, Lord Assassin, when you discover the secret to not only having them meet, but greet, then Grasshopper you will have achieved greatness in the eyes of all men. :bow:

KukriKhan

03-10-2005, 15:47

6ft, 200 lbs, grey-haired, pacifist-type.

Haven't been in a brawl since that one bad day in El Paso., in a different lifetime.

Primary weapon: credit card

Primary tactic: buy would-be opponents a beer

Who I could beat up: I could probably out-drink AdrianII

English assassin

03-10-2005, 17:57

Ahh, Lord Assassin, when you discover the secret to not only having them meet, but greet, then Grasshopper you will have achieved greatness in the eyes of all men.

As ever, your wisdom shines upon us with the brilliance of the noonday sun, Sensei. But it would be foolish hubris for one so low as I to hope to emulate the master, surely a trip to the dojo of the divorce courts, whence no man emerges victorious, would be my inevitable fate.

The Stranger

03-10-2005, 18:12

hight = 1.80 mtrs (i'm still growing)
weight = 60 kg
body fat = very low

strenght = no pain
very fast reaction
very fast combo
a daily streetfighter

weaknesses
my weight
one broken arm (yes right now)

fightingstyle = passive make the other one make the first move and then finish him with a fast combo

who can i beat up = almost everybody with the same weight
who can't i beat up = everybody who's determent to kick my ass and is way heavier then me

The Stranger

03-10-2005, 18:14

Frag is a 1.89 blond blue eyed adonis, and has brown belt jiu jitsu. That means I own you all, intellectually, physically, sexually.

i hope we shall once meet :bow:

Byzantine Prince

03-10-2005, 18:22

I have a sword. I win.

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-10-2005, 18:28

I have a sword. I win.

My lightsaber own your sword.

Byzantine Prince

03-10-2005, 18:40

My new AK-47 will teach you lesson then?

Lonewarrior

03-10-2005, 18:43

My new AK-47 will teach you lesson then?

my army of cats > your AK-47 ~D

Fragony

03-10-2005, 19:11

My army of cats has AK47, and I made every single one of them watch Jacky Brown.

F3AR M3

Byzantine Prince

03-10-2005, 19:13

Ahhh, AK-47, when you absolutely positively gotta kill every motha***** in the room, accept no substitude.

Lonewarrior

03-10-2005, 19:26

My army of cats has AK47, and I made every single one of them watch Jacky Brown.

F3AR M3dam, I must get myself a new army
~:eek:

doc_bean

03-10-2005, 19:51

I haven't been in a serious fight since I was 13, and don't want to change the pattern.

Devastatin Dave

03-10-2005, 20:06

When I think about it, I've never really been in a fight. I'm a little guy so most take pity on me!!!

I figure if I ever get in a fighting situation, I'd just whip out my abnormally large penis and while the attacker is in complete shock looking at this glorious hunk of man meat, I'd calmly walk away. My other defense is my strict diet of beans and cabbage, much like an octopus or land dwelling skunk, I'll release a toxic cloud to incompassitate my opponite. But my real secret weapon is my devilish good looks that cause my opponite to fall madly in love with me and I make them kill themselves just by using my sex appeal. Oh, and I'm also very modest as well, no one wants to beat up someone that is as great as me and modest about it!!! ~D

Don Corleone

03-10-2005, 20:15

proletariet, trickylady, and frogbeastegg maybe.. hey, i've no illusions.

I'd laugh when Froggy, Prolty and/or TrickyLady launch a pre-emptive strike and whup your chauvanistic ass. ~D

Just kidding, much like Beirut, I'm trying damn hard to stop laughing before people at work come peek into my cubicle. I'll be ready to discuss soon, hopefully.

Don Corleone

03-10-2005, 20:36

Okay, I'll try to be serious for a second:

Height 5'10"
Weight: 215lbs
Body Fat: Stocky, but mostly muscle

Strengths:

-I used to work as a bouncer in college. From that, I know I can take a LOT of pain, much more than most folks. I broke my wrist in a fight and didn't even know it until 1/2 hour the police arrived and were taking reports.
-I'm moderately strong
-I've studied Shoikan-Ryu (Okinawan) karate.

Weaknesses:
-Like to drink beer and reflexes and speed may be down
-Have to be really angry or getting paid to get into the fight in the first place
-Again, I'm terrified of spiders. Fling one at me and I'd scream like a little girl, if I don't have a heart attack on the spot.
-Physcial endurance could be better. The longer the fight went on, the better your odds would be.

Who I can beat up:
This is really tough to guess at. It would all depend on what somebody had done to get me fighting in the first place (and it would take a lot. Sucker punching me probably wouldn't do it). What's more, I bring a lot of 'focused anger' to the table, so if I don't really believe in the fight, I'm at a serious disadvantage, I'm too busy concentrating on another solution than what the right block would be.

Now if you hurt one of my dogs or my wife, it'd take 4 cops and a taser to get me off of you, and most likely, I'd be going to prison by the time I was done.

Just out of curiousity DemonArchangel, I'm really seriously curious about this... what the hell difference does it make? Is there somebody on here you WANT to beat up and are trying to weigh your relative odds?

Lonewarrior

03-10-2005, 20:37

I'd laugh when Froggy, Prolty and/or TrickyLady launch a pre-emptive strike and whup your chauvanistic ass. ~D

Just kidding, much like Beirut, I'm trying damn hard to stop laughing before people at work come peek into my cubicle. I'll be ready to discuss soon, hopefully. ~D
I stopped fighting when I was 12 or so. Been so long...I need to punch someone again...so...look out everyone I'm desperate to punch ~D

DemonArchangel

03-10-2005, 20:44

Well, Don, I was kinda bored.

Redleg

03-10-2005, 20:45

Ahhh, AK-47, when you absolutely positively gotta kill every motha***** in the room, accept no substitude.

AK-47 fires to slowly and has a tendency to ride up from the recoil - MAC 10's or Uzi's are much more efficient at doing this then the AK-47. Faster cyclic rates, less recoil, and the mass murder can use two weapons at once with a reasonable chance of actually hitting their intend targets, without going deaf from the firing of the weapons.

DemonArchangel

03-10-2005, 20:48

*True Dat Redleg.

And anyway... I'm mulling over a story idea where the .org members all have a convention (and of course, most of us have at least considered breaking a member's jaw after reading some of their backroom posts).

Don Corleone

03-10-2005, 20:49

Not me. I always stay calm, cool and composed posting in the backroom. Ain't that right Adrian. ~D

Voigtkampf

03-10-2005, 20:51

This thread cracked me up, and I got to hear more wise statements from Beirut-sama!

Ok, let share my specifics ~;)

Height: 6’6’’
Weight: 240 lbs
Body Fat: Don’t know… Long time since the army measurement, I guess ~D

According to this, only Redleg would be suited to enter the ring with me. This could be interesting, I guess, but I would never want to beat him up; I like him too much! ~D

Strengths: I have lifted weights for years, did quite some boxing and trained karate for years. I actually didn’t want to go for belts at any time, because I always knew that if I once get into a serious trouble and harm someone with karate, the judge would show no mercy to someone how knows karate and would slap me up because a martial arts expert must exercise extra restraint in his actions. Curious, though I lived a most troublesome adolescence, I rarely got into real fights, besides regular sparing with my colleagues in karate school. Guess my physical attributes make people turn around and search for easier prey. Now I only regret for not having taken the karate exams.

I am quite strong, and lacking some speed. Be mindful, we talk fight experts level speed, not everyday Sunday’s brawl at the local tavern; I am too fast for anyone without martial training arts. But if you land a punch, and I’m still on my feet (never got knocked over, actually, hehe), then you are in the world to hurt; I get furious, but remain concentrated, double both my speed and strength. Triple them if I drank few beers.

I have no weaknesses in that manner of speaking. My coordination, speed, strength, all are quite satisfying.

Oh, yes…

Weakness:I guess I could not come up against Lady Frogbeastegg. When I think of her, my knees turn into mush… :embarassed: ~;)

DemonArchangel

03-10-2005, 21:00

Seriously Don?
I doubt it.

Don Corleone

03-10-2005, 21:12

Seriously Don?
I doubt it.

Dude, the reason I picked Adrian specicifcally for that was because I had gotten so fired up one time that after I had calmed down, every joke I tried to tell, he was flinching "I told you, I don't hate the US, LEAVE ME ALONE". ~:)

I've learned not come into the backroom when I've had too much coffee or not enough sleep. :bow:

Kaiser of Arabia

03-10-2005, 22:39

I have a sword. I win.
I have a saber. I win more.
And, I know how to use it.
Winnage.

Hey me and Don Corleone are about the same hight and almost the same weight. Cool.

Beirut

03-10-2005, 22:53

Now if you hurt one of my dogs or my wife, it'd take 4 cops and a taser to get me off of you, and most likely, I'd be going to prison by the time I was done.

Marvelous sentiment DC, but you pluralised the wrong noun. Your sentence should have read;

"Now if you hurt my dog or one of my wives, it'd take 4 cops and a taser to get me off of you, and most likely, I'd be going to prison by the time I was done.

That is what you meant isn't it? ~:cheers:

Don Corleone

03-10-2005, 23:02

No, my beloved is plenty of loving for me. And, since I know she doesn't read this forum (thank God) would you really want 2x, 3x, 4x etc the honey-do lists, the sour grapes and the "Look, you can claim you know where you are all you want, I know we're lost. Would you just ask somebody or check a map". ~;)

Seriously, I don't know muslims do it. I'd figured they'd be so henpecked with multiple wives, they wouldn't know which way was up. :dizzy2:

Longshanks

03-10-2005, 23:04

Gawain (You have around the same build I do, although I have the advantage of youthful energy)

Gawain is a former Marine and a Vietnam veteran. He'd eat you for breakfast and ask for seconds.

Evil_Maniac From Mars

03-11-2005, 01:50

Holy! A 'Nam veteran! He's oooold! *ahem* I mean, a respected senior citizen that could pound any one of us into dust in seconds.

Hosakawa Tito

03-11-2005, 02:17

Holy! A 'Nam veteran! He's oooold! *ahem* I mean, a respected senior citizen that could pound any one of us into dust in seconds.

He is also a Marine, so if by chance someone did beat him up they would have to face the rest of us jarheads. Nobody messes with my Corps. OOH-RAH!

Redleg

03-11-2005, 02:54

~D Just to add a strength to my profile - I can fight my way out of a wet paper bag.. ~D

Byzantine Prince

03-11-2005, 03:07

I don't have to fight. I'm an avatar.

Tachikaze

03-11-2005, 03:48

It's quite possible I'm among the fastest runners in the Org. That solves many problems.

Lonewarrior

03-11-2005, 03:51

I'm quite sneaky, is quite possible that in one second I'm in front of you, then poof! behind you, just like the guy in that movie....dam I forgot the name..... :dizzy2:

Medieval Assassin

03-11-2005, 05:52

Height: 5'11
Weight: 175ish
Body Fat: Dunnos, I got about 15 extra pounds on me, still a falt chest.

Strength: Insane adrinline rush when provoked
Farly big
Fairly Intelligent when fighting

Weakness: Average or slightly below in strength
Average or slightly below in speed

Who I can beat up: Anyone who po's me enough to get me in a REAL rage, It can take alot.

Byzantine Prince

03-11-2005, 06:03

Ok I'll play along

Me: BP
Physical Profile:

Height: 5'7
Weight: 158
Bodyfat: don't know, Im not really overweight but I have some extra on me.

How I Fight: Rage builds up and adrenaline pumps. I am a real savage. I don't usually think when I do it.

Strengths:

*Powerful blows where it counts
*Very sneaky
*can take a lot before I go down.

Weaknesses:

*My stomach is pretty prone to punching

Who I think I can Beat up:

*BKS
*Navaros
*The Emperor

Sigurd

03-11-2005, 09:29

It's quite possible I'm among the fastest runners in the Org. That solves many problems.
What is your fastest 100 yards (meters)?

R'as al Ghul

03-11-2005, 12:36

Name: R'as
Height: 170 cm
Weight: about 60-65 Kg
Body Fat: 7% (measured a year ago, shouldn't have changed)
Special Ability: Invisibility and force field.

I usually avoid any fights and the last one was at least 12 years ago.
The last critical situation was about 8 years ago. During a very small PunkRock gig (80-100 people) a bunch of Skinhead-Hooligans (40-50) stormed the gig and people whipped out knives and bats faster than I could follow (was completely stoned), barstools were flying, glass was smashed etc.
Even some of my friends got happily involved while I just stood there in my invisible force field watching the whole scene in slow-motion.
It's a true story and I still have no idea how I survived the evening without a single scratch.
For those who care: A good part of the skins were arrested later when about 50 policemen arrived.

R'as

TheSilverKnight

03-11-2005, 14:15

Wow ~D Nobody has decided they can beat me up *MACHO-MAN!* ~D

DemonArchangel

03-11-2005, 14:39

*Collars The Silver Knight and headbutts him in the tip of the chin really hard.*

There we go.

ah_dut

03-11-2005, 18:58

ANY of you that can't own me deserve to be hanged...a) I'm prolly younger than you, b) I'm prolly lighter thab you by 10kg minimum and c) I am not too fit and am highly unintelligent

Name: Augustine Diao Tien Fung
Age: 13
weight: 50kg or 110lbs
strength: not much compared to the rugby team, I can bench 45kg
strengths: got up a few belts in karate and kick boxing (a few years back)
can take a bit of pain
weaknesses: average fitness 8E in the bleep test
not too strong at all

Now who can't own me is the question... :duel:

Redleg

03-11-2005, 19:21

AggonyKing

03-11-2005, 19:22

so much for beating ah_dut, withhis age, is jail time for me if I beat him up :dizzy2:

The Stranger

03-11-2005, 19:27

HAH i can take all of you at the same time

AggonyKing

03-11-2005, 19:30

HAH i can take all of you at the same time*Kicks Umeu in the no no zone* I guess it took one to bring you down ~D

The Stranger

03-11-2005, 19:32

OH NoOoOooooOOOoooOOo''

btw i got a slightest of problems with my hotmail so i won't be signing up today but tommorow or when i'm behind a computer that works

AggonyKing

03-11-2005, 19:35

OH NoOoOooooOOOoooOOo''

btw i got a slightest of problems with my hotmail so i won't be signing up today but tommorow or when i'm behind a computer that works
it's ok ~:cheers:

The Stranger

03-11-2005, 19:56

he agony why don't you come online on msn i meen (on your brothers account if you don't have one yourdself)

AggonyKing

03-11-2005, 19:59

he agony why don't you come online on msn i meen (on your brothers account if you don't have one yourdself)this computer doesn't have MSN IM, and yeah I recently got one

The Stranger

03-11-2005, 20:02

oh oke, but never mind it cause my MSN isn't working now, was 30 minutes ago

The Stranger

03-11-2005, 20:03

btw what's your adress

AggonyKing

03-11-2005, 20:08

btw what's your adresscheck your PM ~;) me thinks we should stop spamming this thread let's use the PM system ~:cheers:

The Stranger

03-11-2005, 20:15

oke than but then check your PM

Kaiser of Arabia

03-11-2005, 21:01

May I add that I am a total psycho and will not stop untill 1 of teh 2 fighters is dead.

ah_dut

03-11-2005, 21:26

It would be child abuse for me ~:eek: Especially since I am triple your age. :help:
ah well....then I do have an advantage over some of you...if you were to own me, it'd be classed as child abuse ~:cheers: Unfortunately, there are people my age here (e.g. Capo) so I can't use that on everyone

Kaiser of Arabia

03-11-2005, 22:01

ah well....then I do have an advantage over some of you...if you were to own me, it'd be classed as child abuse ~:cheers: Unfortunately, there are people my age here (e.g. Capo) so I can't use that on everyone
Hello. ~:)

ah_dut

03-12-2005, 00:16

Hello. ~:)
oh no :bye:

DemonArchangel

03-12-2005, 00:30

Don't touch the Ah_Dut Capo.

Kaiser of Arabia

03-12-2005, 01:43

Don't touch the Ah_Dut Capo.
I wasn't going to ~;)

LittleGrizzly

03-12-2005, 04:10

heh this is entertaining

Height: 5"9 (roughly)
Weight: just over 11 stone, don't know in lb's
Body Fat: errm, its mainly muscle not too much of it wobbles..

Strength's

-i have pretty good pain resistance
-im stubborn
-i look harmless
-im fairly fast

Weaknesses

-im not to fit
-i can count fights ive had on a single hand
-pity

who i can beat up

umm, young kids, OAP's and any of your really skinny frail guys, i assume i could kick the majority of girls asses too.

Byzantine Prince

03-12-2005, 05:00

i assume i could kick the majority of girls asses too.
How honourable of you. Beating women is really attracitve in a person.

Byzantine Prince

03-12-2005, 05:01

Oooh almost forgot

((((((((((((((((((( ~;) )))))))))))))))))))))

LittleGrizzly

03-12-2005, 05:16

How honourable of you. Beating women is really attracitve in a person.

ive always thought so, join me tomorrow, mugging some old people in the morning then we go throw rocks at the mentally handicapped.

one of my rules is i don't hit women with some exceptions.

Byzantine Prince

03-12-2005, 05:19

Grizzly you are so cruel. I only laugh at handicapped people, I would never throw rock at them, unless they pissed me off of course.

Devastatin Dave

03-12-2005, 09:22

Wow beating women and the handicapped is almost as much fune as throwing a $10 bill between two crack heads. Now that's entertainmant!!!

zelda12

03-12-2005, 15:11

Hmmm,

Height: 6-6,1 foot.
Weight: About 14 stone, which is about 90 kilo's
Body Fat: about 10-15% I'm slightly overweight, and a bit out of shape. But the fat I think of as an impact cushion when I get punched.

Strengths:
I don't fight fair; I mean I really am the lowest sneakiest git you will ever have to fight.
I can rain in punches really fast, I mean really fast most people don't see the first coming and the second third fourth and fifth are in their within seconds.
I'm relatively strong, but not the strongest in my school. I can only punch small dents into steel.
I can take pain quite well.
My speed, for such a big guy I'm deceptively fast and most people tend to run when they see me sprinting at them at full pelt with a look of anger in my eyes that would rival the fiery destruction mirrored in a million ancestors who have seen the red mist and heeded the call of the warriors soul and abandoned reason for the time.

Weaknesses:
I'm a pacifist, I'll take any amount of punches or kicks or insults and not raise a finger to even defend myself. I've learned from bitter experience that my conscience is overactive and if I attack someone I'll be feeling really guilty about it for a long time so I try not to.

There are exceptions to this rule, if I see anyone attacking someone younger/smaller than themselves then my brain loses control and before I know what's happening I've rugby tackled the guy to the ground and am lecturing him on the subject of bullying and why its wrong and how if I see him doing it again I wont stop punching until he's a red smear on the ground. The problem is that afterwards I'll still feel guilty about doing it. The other exceptions are assaults against women or my family, if any of these happen a red mist tends to come down and I just...lose control. The effects are not pretty and my brain is left to torture my soul about it for the next few weeks. :shame:

One of the problems I find is that I have a violent body but a peaceful mind and the two have trouble getting along, I'm quite intelligent and I can usually restrain myself from getting violent and at least from seriously hurting someone, but it can be a battle at times.

Unfortunately my mind has a habit of being carried over when I get violent and it makes me dangerous, my first two fights I ever got into were with bigger opponents. The first one ended within seconds with me nutting my opponent and almost breaking his nose and then kneeing him in the groin, then in the stomach when he was doubled over from pain. The other one involved poking him in the eyes and then raining punches on him whilst he couldn't see.

:embarassed:

I would never want to hurt another person here at the .org. I'm afraid that if I did I would go too far. My greatest fear is that one day I will not be able to curtail my anger and I will seriously hurt someone. But I have resolutely decided that I will try to never again hurt another human as I have done, mainly because I never want to feel that guilty ever again.

Edit: I should mention that I last hurt someone 1 year ago and that was a bully who had been beating up younger years for fun. Sometimes violence is nesscerary, but I still felt guilty.

John86

03-12-2005, 19:59

Physical Profile:

Height: 6'1
Weight: 175
Age: 14

Strengths:

*I play football (not "foot-fairy" european football, american football dammit)
*Sorta quick for my age and strength. I run a 5.46 in the 40-yard dash
*Bench: 155lbs squat: 200lbs 3 reps of power cleans: 135lbs

Weaknesses:

*Im to light for the position I play in football. Anyone with more weight has a advantage.

Who I think I can Beat up:

*Capo
*Anyone my age
*Jag

ah_dut

03-12-2005, 21:01

one of my friends is even stronger than you Hiji...he can bench 90kg... which is over 200lbs... and his overall strength is also incredible, one of the fastest in our year with 100km in 12.8 seconds and he's a rugger wing...a real Man's sport hehe

John86

03-12-2005, 21:07

Wow, thats pretty good, over 200lbs. Theres a kid like that on my football team. He benchs over 230lbs but unfortunatly he can only squat 95lbs because of a knee problem.

John86

03-12-2005, 21:21

he's a rugger wing...a real Man's sport hehe

Not exactly sure what a "rugger wing" is. Can you explain?

The Stranger

03-12-2005, 23:09

i can do 75 kg

John86

03-13-2005, 00:40

i can do 75 kg

75 kg of what?

ah_dut

03-13-2005, 01:17

Basically Ian is a winger in rugby cos he's fast and really strong. And he's good for rucking and mauling due to that strength and a certain amount of insanity he has....

John86

03-13-2005, 01:28

maybe im not reading it right but isnt a 12.8 in the 100 really slow?

DemonArchangel

03-13-2005, 02:05

Given that the world record is 10 seconds?
No.

Byzantine Prince

03-13-2005, 02:28

maybe im not reading it right but isnt a 12.8 in the 100 really slow?
It's not slow, but it's not fast either. It seems like a small difference from the world record but if you consider how small 100 miters are then it's pretty normal.

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-13-2005, 02:34

100km in 12.8 seconds

Woah! He's faster than a speeding bullet!

LittleGrizzly

03-13-2005, 03:10

100km in 12.8 seconds

Woah! He's faster than a speeding bullet!

maybe thats why ah_dut thinks hes so hard ;)

Kaiser of Arabia

03-13-2005, 03:35

Mouzafphaerre

03-13-2005, 03:51

-
Who am I?

You poor souls think I'm Mouzafphaerre eh? Well, here is the surprise: I'm Rostem son of Zal under cover! I take on all of you at once and don't get bothered with individuals.

:knight:

Phisical statistics:

Height: Short. (Confucius says "He whose @ß is close to the ground, of whom should you fear.")
Weight: Fat
Body fat: Nearing 50% (Where do you think I store my unmanly power, eh?)

How I fight: Heroically. I hit and run.

Strength: Can run well.

Weakness: Can't hide.

Crime record:

Stoning all the boys of the village in early 80s. They were trapped inside a building and I was outside.
Swinging a club among half a dozen guys, again in early 80s. Of course, being lower order mortals, they didn't have the right to be armed.
Hitting a well aimed fist on my classmate's balls in late 80s. I'm not sure if he recovered completely if ever. :dizzy2:
Whom I wanna beat off: I told you poor mortals before; come one, come all! :laugh4:
-

Kaiser of Arabia

03-13-2005, 03:56

*takes out Sniper Rifle*
Bring it on Mouza.

Byzantine Prince

03-13-2005, 04:02

*Puts on Guymelef armor on*
http://membres.lycos.fr/zielhona/escaflowne-film/divers/divers-galerie/guymelefs/guymelef-big/guymelef1.jpg
Bring it on everyone. I'm gonna teach all of you to mess with the sons of Hercules.

Kaiser of Arabia

03-13-2005, 05:26

http://www.grsd.org/hs/science/samson/images/Tomahawk%20missile.jpeg
My backyard.
Now, who wants to flame me again?

Byzantine Prince

03-13-2005, 05:27

What are you gonna do with those useless things? ~;)

Kaiser of Arabia

03-13-2005, 07:45

*leans on red button*
*watches random midwestern city go up in smoke*
That.

Voigtkampf

03-13-2005, 10:19

Sigurd

03-13-2005, 16:03

-
Confucius says "He whose @ß is close to the ground, of whom should you fear."

So, you should really watch your steps meeting someone taking a crap in the woods. E.g. Beirut when he forgot to bring a portable toilet to a work-site. ~D

Sigurd

03-13-2005, 17:44

Damn, I can’t even find anyone to match my size here! :sad:
It is so lonesome here at the top… ~D

240lb is about what I bench-press, maybe I can use a 6’6” cocky .org fellow as a weight pole.
I feel I need some exercise. ~D

ah_dut

03-13-2005, 18:53

100km in 12.8 seconds

Woah! He's faster than a speeding bullet!

maybe thats why ah_dut thinks hes so hard ;)
No, it's because he can throw me around likea rag doll....

The Stranger

03-13-2005, 19:22

*turns into a Super Afroman* well who wants a taste of my Kame-Chicken-Beam

John86

03-13-2005, 20:58

Woah! He's faster than a speeding bullet!

yeh I just re-read it. lol, i think he means in the 100 yd dash. Its still very slow 12.8

Sasaki Kojiro

03-13-2005, 22:16

Hiji, it's probably the 100m dash...which would be longer than 100 yard dash...more like the 110 yard dash.

And the quote in your sig is actually Bush btw. One of the few that actually is him and not quayle or just made up.

Redleg

03-14-2005, 03:12

Damn, I can’t even find anyone to match my size here! :sad:

It is so lonesome here at the top… ~D

But I would like to test myself against such an honorable opponent as Redleg. He is almost my weight class. Also, country-grown boys are much tougher than the city boys. We would smack each other and go for a six-pack beer each afterwards and watch some football. ~:cheers:

Damn, its good to be a good ol' fashioned neandertal-macho-man! ~D

LOL - never said I fought honorable - my old man taught me long ago - no such thing as a fair fight - you fight to win.

But we would go share a cold beer or six to numb the pain we both would most likely be in.

~:cheers:

Voigtkampf

03-14-2005, 13:15

240lb is about what I bench-press, maybe I can use a 6’6” cocky .org fellow as a weight pole.
I feel I need some exercise. ~D

Muwahahaa, just watch your grip, OK? ~D

LOL - never said I fought honorable - my old man taught me long ago - no such thing as a fair fight - you fight to win.

But we would go share a cold beer or six to numb the pain we both would most likely be in. ~:cheers:

I said an honorable opponent, not a fair fight. You hit what you can hit, no matter what it actually is and how soft it is. ~D

I’ll simply do anything for beer, so its settled then. ~D ~:cheers:

DemonArchangel

03-14-2005, 21:00

So, Voigtkampf, you'd let me drive my elbow into your temple as long as I gave you beer right?

Voigtkampf

03-14-2005, 23:58

:dizzy2:

~:handball:

Don't... do... drugs! ~D

Demon of Light

03-16-2005, 03:30

Me: 9ft tall, 350 lbs, no body fat

Strengths: Intimate knowledge of all known fighting styles including Kung-Fu, Karate, Feng Shui and Macrame.

Who I can beat: All of you. Combined

Who can beat me: None of you

What was that someone was saying about people possibly speaking out of their butts?

Togakure

03-19-2005, 11:21

Whom I wanna beat off: I told you poor mortals before; come one, come all! :laugh4:
-

LOLOL!! Um, must be a cultural difference in phraseology ... hehehe. Personally I wouldn't beat off anyone here, not even with your left hand! ~:joker:

EDIT: "Come one, come all ..." Ahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing ... . ~:joker:

Beirut

03-19-2005, 12:27

So, Voigtkampf, you'd let me drive my elbow into your temple as long as I gave you beer right?

Use caution Lord Demon! For Lord Voigtkampf has a powerful army.

:knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:

And the Knight fourth to the left is me!

Redleg

03-19-2005, 17:46

LOLOL!! Um, must be a cultural difference in phraseology ... hehehe. Personally I wouldn't beat off anyone here, not even with your left hand! ~:joker:

EDIT: "Come one, come all ..." Ahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing ... . ~:joker:

LOL, I missed it - but you are correct aht is funny. ~D

TheSilverKnight

03-19-2005, 17:56

Whom I wanna beat off: I told you poor mortals before; come one, come all! :laugh4:
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OMG!! ~D ~:joker:
That is the funniest thing I've read in a while! ~D ~:cheers:

The Stranger

03-19-2005, 18:06

then you haven't heared much funny things in your life. are you a monk

Leet Eriksson

03-19-2005, 18:22

I don't visit the Frontroom :/ I feel like a total idiot for missing this awesome thread. Here are my stats:

Name: Faisal "Blackbeard" A.

Height: 5.9'
Weight: 100 KG

Style: Ninja Pirate

Weapons: Ninja Stars, Eyepatch and Cool Pirate Hat and ninja headwrap.

Strengths:

Coolness
Awesomness
Other cool stuff.

Weaknesses:

Almost everything

I can probably beat:

anyone who notices my coolness..

Someone who probably can beat me:

anyone who didn't notice my coolness... :help:

How: whenever someone starts noticing that i'm a cool ninja pirate i can zoom behind him and stab him with ninja stars and my pirate cutlass ARRRRRRR

When: whenever they notice i'm cool...

Ok /sarcasm to be honest i can put up a good fist fight, if that fails i'll improvise and retreat to friendlier terrain, if all else fails i'd leg it, regroup and return to fight another day.