What's your Slogan?

[AggonyKing]

Click here (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi)

Me:Double the Pleasure, Double the Aggonyking.

what? :dizzy2:

[Quietus]

"Go Crack a Quietus." ~:confused: :laugh4: LOL

[kiwitt]

I Got "Just for the Taste of Live" and "That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Medieval Total War."

but prefer

We work to live, and to live is

... to drive a VR-4 (http://www.clubvr4.com/forum/vbgarage.php?do=view&id=398)
... to play Medieval:TotalWar

[Mouzafphaerre]

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"Does the Hard Mouzafphaerre, So You Don't Have To."
"There's Always Room For Hayreddin Barbarossa."

:inquisitive: :laugh4:
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[discovery1]

I Bet He Drinks Discovery1.
:dizzy2:

[AggonyKing]

I Bet He Drinks Discovery1.
:dizzy2:
I do drink Discovery1, is a mighty fine beer ~D

[Laridus Konivaich]

"If it costs more than it is worth, do not do it, get someone else to do it for you."

[ichi]

Every Kiss Begins With ichi

LMAO!!

ichi :bow:

[PanzerJaeger]

Look For The Panzerjager Label.

Its the newest rage in Paris.. ~;)

[thrashaholic]

Monsieur, with this Thrashaholic you are really spoiling us.

~D

[Big_John]

Please Don't Squeeze The Big_John.

word.

[Somebody Else]

So Easy, No Wonder Somebody Else is #1.

[Sigurd]

#1:
You Deserve A Sigurd Fafnesbane Today
#2:
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Sigurd Fafnesbane.

[SwordsMaster]

With A Name Like Swordsmaster, It Has To Be Good. ~D

[lancelot]

Obey Your Lancelot.

Ha... LOL ~:)

Do you obey your lance? -a lot?

I know I do....

[Ser Clegane]

"The lion goes from Ser Clegane to Ser Clegane" ~:confused:

This sounds less like a slogan but rather like some kind of enigmatic oracle ... I wonder if I should be worried...

[Fragony]

Forgiveness is cheaper then permision.

[TheSilverKnight]

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be TheSilverKnight Overnight.
~D ~:cheers:

[Kongamato]

Cleans your floor without Kongamato.

Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Kongamato.

A day without Kongamato is like a day without sunshine.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Do unto others before they do unto you ~D

[Duke Malcolm]

What?

[Lonewarrior]

What?click on he link and type your name then hit the SLoganize button and wait for your slogan, then comeback here and paste your slogan

Just One Lonewarrior - Give It To Me!

I guess I should be running now ~:eek:

[tibilicus]

Hhahahahahahhahahah mines the best it said only tibilicus has the anserw ! ~D~D~D~D

[Kongamato]

This is the worst one ever:

"If you like a lot of Kongamato on your biscuit, join our club."

[JAG]

Monsieur, with this Jag you are really spoiling us.

ahahahahah! Damn right! ~D

[Lonewarrior]

This is the worst one ever:

"If you like a lot of Kongamato on your biscuit, join our club."
do you happen to know the name of the club ~D

[Lonewarrior]

"Gee, Your Lonewarrior Smells Terrific."

hahaha....wait..what? ~:eek:

[The_Doctor]

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Martinus.

What the hell?

[Craterus]

The Appliance of Craterus.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I found my slogan quite disturbing:

We Bring Mikeus Caesar to Life.

[tibilicus]

ok........ I think it might be better not to bring you to life.......

[Craterus]

This is pretty fun to keep playing around with..

My new one - The Craterus Effect
And also - If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Craterus.

[Duke Malcolm]

All you need is King Malcolm and a Dream

But I still prefer "What?" as my slogan...

[Laridus Konivaich]

I can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead Prince Laridus Konivaich.

Hahahahaha!!! ~:eek:

[Shambles]

Didnt click on link 1st time.
So edited this

[Craterus]

Click the Link in the first post... or did you?

[Shambles]

Click the Link in the first post... or did you?

Oh ok , I see

Heres wehat mine said :)
I kinda like it, I will insert it with my Sig

"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Shambles."

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Gotta Lotta Kaiser.

[DemonArchangel]

Too Orangey for DemonArchangel.

[AggonyKing]

here's a few

"Make Someone Happy with an Aggonyking." ~:cheers:
"A Smooth-Running Aggonyking is a Relaxing Experience." ~:eek:
"No Aggonyking, No Comment." ~:cool:

This is fun

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

'I'm a secret BKS drinker'.

I don't know, some are practically overt about it...

[The Stranger]

All die for Emperor Umeu I

[Lazul]

*It's Just For Me And My Mattias.

.... ~:confused:


*A Mattias Works Wonders.

ah, thats better


*Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Lazul.

:bow:

[Lazul]

*You Can't Top a Lazul.

Damn stright!

[Lazul]

*The Cream of Lazul.


eeeeewwwww ~D

[R'as al Ghul]

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says R'as Al Ghul.

~:confused:
The Dirt says Hot??
English native speakers please explain...

R'as

[The_Doctor]

The Dirt says Hot??
English native speakers please explain...

I got the same. I have never heard it before, it does not make any sense.

[Beirut]

"It's just me and my Beirut."

Perfect.

[tibilicus]

You and your Beirut hmmmmmm sounds suspichious

[Cha]

Cha Wanted

Australians Wouldn't Give A Cha For Anything Else.

[tibilicus]

I think its trying to tell me something:
Go and laugh at tibilicus, Go crack a tibilicus,tibilicus great on toste (didnt get the toast one) Im scared the sloganiser wants to kill me i think!. or atleast is telling everyone else to do it. ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: :help:

[Mikeus Caesar]

The Dirt says Hot??
English native speakers please explain...

I'm English, and i don't have a clue what that is on about. Porbably made in Japan...i've seen a lot of odd confusing english from Japan. According to a game made in Japan, 'Maddog' is a real english word.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Just as according to a game made in England "Qansawh" is a real Turk name. ~:joker:
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[Mikeus Caesar]

What game says 'Qansawh' is a real turkish name?

[R'as al Ghul]

I'm English, and i don't have a clue what that is on about. Porbably made in Japan...i've seen a lot of odd confusing english from Japan. According to a game made in Japan, 'Maddog' is a real english word.

Thanks to you and Martinus for answering my question.
I already thought so. I've been reading/ writing/ speaking English for
about 20 years and never came across that one.

R'as

[tibilicus]

LOl Maddog english that makes me laugh.

[KukriKhan]

Pure Kukri, and
P-P-P-Pick Up A Kukrikhan (should have made that one a bumper sticker, LoL).

[KukriKhan]

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says R'as Al Ghul.

~:confused:
The Dirt says Hot??
English native speakers please explain...

R'as

Old UK advert for Ariel brand clothes washing powder. Originally:
"The Dirt says Hot, the Label says Not...", indicating a clothes-washer's dilemma: a very soiled shirt, so dirty it would normally be washed in hot water has a label reading 'Wash in Cold Water Only' (so it doesn't shrink or fade) - Solution? Use Ariel wash powder to get the dirt out in cold water.

Now you know. ~D

[Mouzafphaerre]

What game says 'Qansawh' is a real turkish name?
-
Medieval: Total War ~:)
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[Sjakihata]

"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Sjakihata."

Am I a toothpaste now?

and

A Tough Sjakihata to Follow.

[The_Doctor]

P-P-P-Pick Up A Kukrikhan

Real version is P-P-P-Pick up a penguin.

A penguin being a type of chocolate bar. :dizzy2:

[Monk]

"Nothing gets between me and my Monk."

...oh yes...i went there :book:

"All Monk, all the time."

course, the first could be a bit creepy. ~;)

[Colovion]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/colovion/Open/satisfy.jpg

[Kongamato]

I tried this some more, and got some great ones.

It's Shake 'n Kongamato, and I Helped!

Kongamato Born and Bred.

It's Kongamato Time.


And then I got the "If you like a lot of Kongamato on your biscuit, join our club" again. That is starting to get creepy.

[Ja'chyra]

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Ja'chyra Too?

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Ja'chyra Knows for Sure.

Ja'chyra Comes to Those Who Wait.

Lol

[Togakure]

Toga! Toga!! TOGA!!!

[The_Doctor]

And then I got the "If you like a lot of Kongamato on your biscuit, join our club" again. That is starting to get creepy.

The real version is "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club."

The chocolate bar is called a club. Again :dizzy2:

[Procrustes]

Break Me Off a Piece of That Procrustes.

You Need A Procrustes.

and finally....

Look, Ma, No Procrustes!

[Kaiser of Arabia]

An Army of Kaiser.

[Betito]

It's a New Betito Every Day.

The Betito is Mightier than the Sword.

Feel the Betito.

--
Betito, give me back my eagles!!!

I can't belive it's not Betito!

[LittleGrizzly]

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Littlegrizzly.

sounds more like someone bargining with me

Every Kiss Begins With Littlegrizzly.

thats more like it, though im not sure it makes sense...

[Voigtkampf]

Snap! Crackle! Voigtkampf!


Yeeee-haaaw, babe, that's right!!! :cowboy:


Got a Voigtkampf? You're in Luck.

Love for life, babe! ~D


Hope It's Voigtkampf, It's Voigtkampf, We Hope It's Voigtkampf...

OMG, I can't stop!!! :help: ~D ~D ~D

[Papewaio]

Full Of Eastern Papewaio.
Nothing Works Better Than a Papewaio.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Papewaio.

Australians Wouldn't Give A Wasabi For Anything Else.
The Queen of Wasabi.
Wasabi: The Other White Meat.

Hmmm

[therother]

Nothing Works Better Than a Therother.

Glad they've heard of me. ~;)

[Ja'chyra]

Wasabi: The Other White Meat.

Hmmm

Hahahahahahahaha

[Drisos]

This is my ultimate slogan, it was a voicemail on my brothers telephone once . . .
Sorry folks, it's in Dutch, I'll try to translate . . .

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Hou je bek!
Jij bent te traag, in alle opzichten!
Jij bent lomp,
Drisos is de bomb!

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Shut up!
You're too stupid, in any way!
You are not,
Drisos is hot!

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Sorry, it's a bit full of bad words, it's from a very strange day with very strange humor.

[R'as al Ghul]

Old UK advert for Ariel brand clothes washing powder. Originally:
"The Dirt says Hot, the Label says Not...", indicating a clothes-washer's dilemma: a very soiled shirt, so dirty it would normally be washed in hot water has a label reading 'Wash in Cold Water Only' (so it doesn't shrink or fade) - Solution? Use Ariel wash powder to get the dirt out in cold water.

Now you know. ~D

~D Ahh, now it makes sense.
Thanks for the lesson in cultural studies.
:bow:

R'as